Episode 131: Bethhannyy

We come back after our break with Mike for an episode all about the art of dance and the killing of cowgirls. Also the shrinking of spies but that’s par for the course. We talk about: Deep in FF, Sword Art Online’d, Ashley Has Been Busy, Kris Wolf Go On Totally Spies, Sekiwo, Hamilton, Hip Hop Dancer Who Must Not Be Named, DBFZ Dancer, Wiki Vandalism For Justice, Jerrdock, Trent Jockey, The Art Of Breaking Boys, Third Person Speakng, Gay.I., Human Applejack, Tiny Spies, Toe-toally Spies, Trans Ally Brick Wavebreak, Downsizing,

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Episode 130: Digital Goop


Totally Spies just remakes one if it’s old episodes but now with less racism and more snowman. Gamers are being abducted into a game by a vengeful gamer. We talk about: GAME GRLZ 30454, Baba Hate You, Sekiwo, Trials, Gamer Headquarters, Mandy’s Discount Boys, Bimbofication Podcast, Luke Just Lists Games, TGS In Gamestop, Radioactive Jerk Off Sock, Strap On Wiimote, 2 Deans, Chelsea Rules, Snowmen & Sandcastles, Molly With Gun

Episode 129: Pussy Surgery


Alex attains her true form as she is transformed into a cat girl and is totally cool with it. Clover has to lie to her mom about her earlobe fetish. It’s a fucking ep folks. We talk about: Kingdom Hearts, Baseball Beehive Man, Sorry To Bother You, Molly Has Wittnessed, Luke Kills Film Criticism, Ear Lobes, Feline Dion, Leaning Tower Of Cats, Live Action Cat, Trans Cat Girl, The Mom Conundrum, Drive By Mandy, Pussy Surgery, Mystery Hairball, Jackie Chan Adventures, Self Hypnosis, Clover’s Baby Voice, Cat Girl Ear Debate, Luke’s Water War, New Sign Off

Episode 128: Luke Learns A Little

We return to the sixth and final season of Totally Spies. We’re closer to current day so now the show can have plots like “mind controlling social media” which is this episode. Thankfully, at least for this episode, Totally Spies seems pretty good! We talk: The World Ends With Kingdom Hearts, Back to Work, Witness Molly, Comrade, The American Division 2, The Politics of Garfield, NITW, My Little Alex, Big Head Jerry, Ukelele, Jerry’s Cockring, Paul Blart Device, Mandybook, Self Mind Wiping, Incel Villain, Helium Voice, WOOHP Police, Alex is Sora

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Bonus Episode 5: Josie and The Pussycats


In our search for Totally Spies live action movie we all watched the 2001 film Josie and the Pussycats, wildly considered a cult classic and a secret great satire of the music industry. What we instead find is a movie that is real funny at its best and horrible and punching down at its worst. We struggle with that along with talking about: Re:Coded Is The Best KH Game, Molly: Apex Legend, Failed Speed Racer, Dreamcast Tower, Who Is This Movie For, The Dumb Character, Not A Hot Boy, Real Life Pop Up Ads, Eugene Levy Saves The Movie, Fionna’s Amazing Outfits, Daryl Dragon, Adam 12, Fat Shaming Jokes At Thin People, Carson Daly Is Hilarious, The Film Falls Apart, We Live In A Society, CN Groovies, Done With Movies,