Join us for a sleepy time recording as Mike continues his attempt to coup the podcast from Zack, we find out that Awake Luke is Punny Luke, we discuss the exciting conclusion of the Green Vs White Ranger trilogy (and disappointing face turns and zord fights), and of course we discuss Zedd's horrifically botched circumcision, because we are still us.
Also, at the mid break we get an amazing fan parody song by listener Paul!
Episode 106 - Perpetual Spinkick Machine
Hey everyone, it's Hurricane season which means Zack is a little busy fortifying his home to be writing blurbs. We actually get a Second Parter episode where things occur!
An authentic 1770's Chase Scene where Marissa The Teenage Witch uses her Wagon Tracking Powers for good, Luke isn't here for some classic Morphing Grid headcanonry, and Zack becomes consumed with consuming a cake to the horror and concern of the entire panel. This episode also features the highest New Jingle per Minute ratio and a crash course in History at the very end courtesy of our friend Cameron.
Read MoreEpisode 105 - The Monster Mask and Monkey Satan
Mike hosts as its the return of the green ranger, what you've been waiting for the whole time! ...Right?!?The plot and its specifics deeply confuse us and we have a lot of questions this week: How is Colonial Angel Grove Possible? Why don't they just give the putties guns? Why DID Zedd marry Rita? What does the moon crew's Org Chart look like?We do manage to agree on a few things along the way, namely, our show is very stupid, and also we like Sonic Mania very much.
Read MoreBonus 28 - Genderfluid Cat Child
It's an out-of-left-field bonus episode as Mike is joined by four new guests: Frankie, Andrew, Jeff, and Kasey. The topic? The inexplicable, confusing, and occasionally creepy first episode of Code Lyoko! On the docket: the birth of a supervillain, two scenes we wished we could skip, a disco gym teacher, and a wikipedia summary that's more rewarding than the show.
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Episode Discussed: S02E43: The Wedding Part 3
Episode 104 - The Phantom Yarmulke
After years of building it up, its here: Rita and Zedd are married! Join us to witness the celebration and bask in four uninterrupted minutes of a complete fever dream of insanity. We'll also talk about Audio Entropy Couples Board Game Night, how much we love Evil Alpha and Pathetic Goldar, what part of Zedd's Evil Family putties are, and Luke's difficulty with public compliments.
Plus, Zack hijacks his own show to force everyone listen to him talk about how much he loves Kesha. Kesha is very good. Buy Kesha's new album. I LOVE YOU KESHA
Episode Discussed: S02E43: The Wedding Part 3
Episode 103 - The Scenic Route to Square One
Join us for part 2/3 of The Wedding as Simon Returns and is very confused at why all the monsters are singing a dumb song, why the power rangers spend the entire episode walking in circles, and why Rita now appears to be able to break the 4th wall. Also we discuss the Meatwad/Super Meat Boy/Zedd family reunion, why Alpha is a better villain than Rita and Zedd combined, and how Tommy can possibly be this bad at pep talks.
Episode Discussed: S02E42: The Wedding Part 2
Episode 102 - No Rules Just Rita
Join us for the return of both Luke and Rita! Both of them seem to be upset for some reason! While we try to placate Luke, Rita gets a makeover and hatches a new scheme. Meanwhile we are introduced to the Canadian Tuxedo, Zack is confused about how Mimosas work, Finnster learns you can't solve every problem with monsters, we all urge our listeners not to put alchohol up their butts, and a listener question accidentally makes us launch a new podcast!
Episode Discussed: S02E41: The Wedding Part 1
Episode 101 - Goldenayeyaiyaiyaiyai
Join us this week as we reach episode 100 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and celebrate (again) with a heaping helping of public embarrassment, a moment of silence for Sonic, Zedd's frustration at Goldar reaches a boiling point, and Alpha just has a god damned gun.
Episode Discussed S02E39: Rangers Back In Time Part 2
Episode 100 - Two Years Of Learning Nothing
Join us for our Episode 100 extravaganza! You know what that means! That's right, its performance review time! We celebrate 2 years of learning essentially nothing as we delve into the worst time travel mechanics of all time, how Bulk & Skull Met, Kiiiiiid Rocky's fucking hair, the best putty entrance of all time, and a retrospective on how things have changed in 100 episodes. For us, we don't really do that for the show. Whoops!
Episode Discussed: S02E39: Rangers Back In Time
Episode 99 - A Cavalcade of Mouth Typos
Zack's still missing, but we're joined by Julie and Crystal to discuss the return of a bunch of dumb fish monsters, and as many ska references as Joel can make.
Along the way we discus double VHS tape movies, Joel apologizes to Gail Simone, we refresh our alphabet, we learn about Wordos and Talkos, Matt wants Steve dead, and we discuss the Moon Crew's Mario Maker levels.
Plus, Mike abuses his host chair to do another gameshow segment!
S02E38: A Reel Fish Story
Episode 98 - Jetpacks and Friendship
Mike hosts this week and a few returning friends join us for some podcast announcements, the return of MoreFactNewsAnimal, Zedd's complete misunderstanding of humans, the rangers being bad at shop class, the most relatable character on the show somehow being a wolf angel, and lots and lots of Gals Being Pals.
S02E37: Forever Friends
Episode 97 - Who Wants To Be A Morphenaire
Our friend Kendall joins us on this episode where we prove unequivocally that we are not professionals, as Kendall turns Matt into a ball of white hot rage, Zack doesn't understand how fire and or heat works, and Mike tests our ebay skills in an impromptu gameshow.
Also, the Bookala.
S02E36: The Great Bookala Escape
Episode 96 - Moving Quickly Along
We once again try to gingerly avoid racism while we talk about an episode full of some of that good 'ol 1990's Stephen King fueled Romani stereotypes. There's some good stuff too though, like more confirmation of our Billy/Trini shipping, Goldar definitely not being a Domme, trying to figure out where you steal a single Swimming Flipper, and an extensive discussion of Adam Sandler movies and Donkey Kong 64.
Episode Discussed: S02E35: Scavenger Hunt
Episode 95 - Be Cool About Fire Safety
We're joined by some old friends as we learn about the original pitch for the show, discuss putties with matches, whether or not this horse is evil, discuss the all important Juicer Safety, Zordon breaks his record for "shittiest thing he's done so far", and Zack tries out some new segments for the show.
S02E34: Where There's Smoke There's Fire
Episode 94 - Boo Boo Dawg
Molly substitute hosts and makes Zack proud by antagonizing everyone as quickly as possible in this episode where essentially nothing happens!
We discover that the canonical year for power rangers is 1989, Matt tells us about Egypt Times, Zedd continues to lower the bar, Billy finally realizes Zordon sucks, Joel misunderstands Newton's laws of motion, and Goldar likes Sandalwood.
S2E33: Lights Camera Action
Episode Discussed: S02E32: Rocky Just Wants To Have Fun
Episode 93 - Local Child Bullied By Tree
Join us for Mike's Favorite Episode, an episode wherein Rocky becomes a weird Gambling Addict Slash Psychopath, Skull actually comes up with a pretty good plan, Goldar gets passive aggressive, we reuse an entire sequence but with a different color filter, and everyone patronizes Rocky for being mind controlled
Episode Discussed: S02E32: Rocky Just Wants To Have Fun
Episode 92 - Suitcase Full Of Prisms
Billy's got a suicase full of prisms, bulk and skull are heroes, Zack wants to talk about McDonaldLand and we discuss the most important topic of all: Sonic Original Characters.
Episode Discussed: S02E31: When is a Ranger Not A Ranger
Bonus 27 - No Pants, No Face, One Sleeve
Mike is joined by War and Beast's Jordan and Greg as they discuss the first episode of Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills! All of the characters are jerks, all of the effects are terrible, the costumes are baffling, and nothing makes sense. It's easily the worst thing we've watched on this podcast. It's also an absolute blast! Also discussed: getting a tattoo on your penis.
Read MoreEpisode 91 - The Zord Is Black Like My Soul
Join us as we continue to learn that Adam is a perpetual Sadboy, as Lord Zedd's plan this week is literally a thing that happens to us all the time without the help of evil curses.
We also relive some terrible highschool memories, listen to Bob Sagat narrate said memories, adopt a stray Goldar, and learn that Tommy has in fact always been a time traveler.
Season 2 Episode 30: Mirror Of Regret
Episode 90 - Skullgirl & The Sensational She Bulk
Join us and our friend Fletcher to discuss the only appearance of American Scorpina.... but more importantly, the most overlooked minor characters in any media ever, Lady Bulk & Skull.
Episode Discussed: S02E29: Goldar's Vice Versa