Episode 45 - The Savage Time (Justice League S01E24-26)

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It's time! For! The season one finale! Of! Justice League! That's right folks, today's episode means there's only... like, 300-some-odd episodes of the DCAU to go. Buckle your butts in for temporal shenanigans, as Kobik rewrites reality so that Nick Spencer never penned Secret Empire. As a result of this chrono-meddling, however, the earth's Nazi quotient actually somehow increases, and it's up to the time-and-reality-displaced leaguers to punch each and every one of them.

The boys on the watchtower try to maintain their sanity through the three-parter in order to indicate cogent thoughts through sensibly constructed sentences; they sort of succeed. Astute listeners may note that Cameron's audio is in fact an unabridged audiobook of a military encyclopedia. Rest assured, I did not put the wrong audio track in. This was all he talked about. Also, at one point everyone is really mean to Mitchell for no reason! What the heck, guys.

Your Komix Korner recommendation this week is Darkseid Special #1 (of the Jack Kirby 100 commemorative series) by Mark Evanier and Scott Kolins (among other contributing authors and artists).

As always, feel free to shoot us an email at allalongthewatchtowerpodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter at @watchtowerdcau.

Our gorgeous album art was graciously made by Gustav Carlson, check out Gus' fantastic webcomic Tourist Unknown at touristunknown.com.

Episode 29 - Fury (Justice League S01E14-15)

Sorry for the late episode, folks, Zack came down with an illness that is TOTALLY UNRELATED from the one documented in this episode of Justice League. We discover a cadre of one-off villains plot to kill all men via a (magical?) plague, leaving Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl the only Leaguers well enough to combat it!

Amidst the would-be patriarchy smashing we discuss DC's upcoming "Dark Matter" line of books, discover none of us should be allowed in a kitchen ever again and Cameron places himself in time-out so stealthily that no one actually notices.

Your Komix Korner/The Fuck You Read?'s recommendation for this week is Royals by Al Ewing and Jonboy Meyers.

As always, feel free to shoot us an email at allalongthewatchtowerpodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter at @watchtowerdcau.

Komic Korner music, "Paris Ballad", provided by Dana Boulé via the Creative Commons License. Check out her work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/Dana_Boule/

Our Technical Difficulties Music, "Organ Grinder Swing" by chēēZ π via the Creative Commons License. Check out their work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/chZ_/

Our gorgeous album art was graciously made by Gustav Carlson, check out Gus' fantastic webcomic Tourist Unknown at touristunknown.com

Episode 23 - The Brave and the Bold (Justice League S01E13-14)

The full crew returns for an extra-length episode filled with gorillas, mind control, and a concerted effort to kill Zack by the rest of the boys. We finally meet one of the DCAU's greatest villains, Grodd, and Flash finally begins to develop a little bit beyond simply being The Horniest Man Alive. Still pretty dang horny, though. We also discover the mysteries of Mitch's tortellini, go far too in depth on the history of gorillas and struggle to find a single motion picture that Cameron has actually seen.

Your Komix Korner/The Fuck You Read?'s recommendations for this week is The Old Guard by Greg Rucka and Leandro Fernandez.

As always, feel free to shoot us an email at allalongthewatchtowerpodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter at @watchtowerdcau.

Komic Korner music, "Paris Ballad", provided by Dana Boulé via the Creative Commons License. Check out her work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/Dana_Boule/

Our Technical Difficulties Music, "Organ Grinder Swing" by chēēZ π via the Creative Commons License. Check out their work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/chZ_/

Our gorgeous album art was graciously made by Gustav Carlson, check out Gus' fantastic webcomic Tourist Unknown at touristunknown.com

Episode 22 - War World (Justice League S01E10-11)

Mitch is out this week, so we-wait hold on, where are you going? C'mon! We still have jokes! Mostly! Join the remaining crew as we visit beautiful War World, perfect for all your violence based tourism needs. In addition to watching Superman make inspiring a societal revolution look easy, we find some distressing similarities between Mongul and the 45th President of the United States, extol the virtues of John Wick and Graham and Zack fly too close to the wrestling sun while Cameron makes them pay for it.

Your Komix Korner/The Fuck You Read?'s recommendations for this week are Super Sons by Peter Tomasi and Pat Gleason and The Wild Storm by Warren Ellis and Jon-Davis Hunt.

As always, feel free to shoot us an email at allalongthewatchtowerpodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter at @watchtowerdcau.

Komic Korner music, "Paris Ballad", provided by Dana Boulé via the Creative Commons License. Check out her work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/Dana_Boule/

Our Technical Difficulties Music, "Organ Grinder Swing" by chēēZ π via the Creative Commons License. Check out their work here: freemusicarchive.org/music/chZ_/

Our gorgeous album art was graciously made by Gustav Carlson, check out Gus' fantastic webcomic Tourist Unknown at touristunknown.com

Episode 17 - Paradise Lost (Justice League S01E08-09)

Hail and well met, adventurers! Due to budgetary concerns, the league find themselves scraping together all the loose animation frames they can find as they're sucked into episode writer Joseph Kuhr's D&D campaign. And I mean why not? It's got a giant snake in it!

During today's Wonder Woman-centric episode, Mitchell shares a story of snow day heroics, Cameron dons his dungeon master hat to critique Felix Faust's wizarding tactics (but praise Hades' villainous rhetoric), and Graham becomes indignant that baka gaijin continue to interpret Hades' as villainous at all. [music continues]

Your Komix Korner/The Fuck You Read?'s recommendation for this week is Kingdom Come, by "Wet" Mark Waid and Alex Ross.

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Episode 16 - The Enemy Below (Justice League S01E06-07)

Join the Teenagers With Attitude crew for our Justice League/Power Rangers crossover special as they attempt to nail down the worst podcast intro of all time, spend twenty minutes talking about how good Batman Beyond is, and then FINALLY get down to business to discuss Aquaman's first Justice League appearance, his beleaguered and undeserved past as a punching bag, and how is very clearly NOT YO MAMA'S AQUAMAN! Also we just have so, so many questions about the Atlanteans and why their city works the way it does.

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Episode 6 - Secret Origins (Justice League S01E01-E03)

After dredging through the wasteland, we have found civilization. The Justice League is here. And alongside the World's Greatest Superheroes is a bunch of comics talk, terrifying body horror and  guest appearances from friend of the show Michael Caine, Geoff and Johns, and two different versions of President John F. Kennedy!

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