It’s the end of Totally Reprise. We have gone through a lot and after six whole seasons they have decided to end this journey with… a bad two-parter???? The spies go to Versailles and they end up fighting actual statues. We talk about: Disco Elysium, Game Big And Horny, Wrassle, Falinks, Borderlands 3, Key-ng, Thneed, Emotional Support Sub, The Final Boy, Clockwork Bird, Fake Sam, Spider Fight, God Statues, Mandy Goes Full Dom, Who Likes Marie Antoinette, Totally Shining, THE DUMBEST VILLAIN, Sexiest Anti Vacc, Mandy Turns Heel, Darth Jerrance, Luke Reads All The Eps, The Horniest Ep, CERF, Who Likes Feet, Ideal Spy Team, Our Next Podcast

Well hello Dolly! It’s an episode all about the spies becoming the dolls of a nefarious fangirl, also Jerry breaks up the polycule. Good thing we have no stake in this episode’s fetish.  We talk about: Death Stranding Rollercoaster, Pokemon, Side Job, Shrinking Luke, Disco Elysium, Break Ups, Spy Merger, Keith Lee Rules, Casa De Mandy, Molly Dies, TSUG Goes Mainstream, Clover Wants The Gold Box, Fansites, Luke’s Amiibo Problem,

This is one of those eps where nothing happens, but also EVERYTHING happens. That everything being a whole lot of plants growing. Also Clover wants to suntan. We talk about: Luke Is Tired, Shit Out Goo, Shoot Souls, Indivisible Platinum, TrashFire 2k20, Trapped In Saudi Arabia, American Nightmare, Nerdy Omega, Spring Break, Jingle Time, Plant Chop, Frog Mandy, Rasta Jerry, Sam’s A Good Girl, Otto Returns, Plant Dance, Chasity Month, Plant Dom, Barn Door, Brooks Arguments,

The spies are on a blimp and villains are returning. Also Clover has fucked very boy on earth and is going through her list of exes trying to find Mr. Right. Also we have a 50 minute intro. We talk about: Egg Pill, Luke Is (Almost) Done With Pathalogic, Ashley Is In Wrestling Hell, Indivisible, Sick Molly, Outer Centrist, Prequels, Do Boys Exist, Pizza Bouquet, Otto Come Back, Jock Injection, Blaine x Mandy, Blimp Fight, Comments Love, Sky Tug, Goodyear, Grandma Fucking

We talk spoilers about the first three hours of Outer Worlds at 10:00-10:30 and 30:50 - 48:00

Things start FLOATIN’ again as we get another space themed villain who wants to bring space to Earth. Lexi joins us to talk about that and: FF14 Infection, Is Breathing Good, Indivisible, Big Band, Why Is Wrestling Game Bad, Gemini Man, Pathologic, Baseball, Hair Purgatory, Let Alex Wear Wizard Robes, Kissing, Fish, Glass Hotdogs, Africa Is Gone, Boomers On Their Phones, Good Ass Villain, Luke Agrees With The Villain, Alex Is A Feferi, GLADIS Resistance Movement, Clowsmo, Jackie Chan Adventures, Our Horoscopes

It’s a fucking clown episode and we are starting to lose our already loose grip on this whole series. We talk about: Luke Loves/Hates Pathalogic, The Show, Lego Sets, Ashley Kills, We Live In A Society, We Argue About Earrings, Our Weights To Bear, Dumb Movies, Clownruppted, Are Clowns The Perfect Form?, Insane Clown Society, Is Leaving Someone To Die Bad, Clown In Space, Confetti Cum, Avengers Clownsemble, Silly Batman, Our Comedic Inspirations

Jerry’s mom is back and so is the switching villain. That can only result in hilarity! Oh it doesn’t? Oh well. We talk about: Zelda, Untitled Goose Game, Sayanora Wild Hearts, Pathologic Hates Luke, Wedding Issues, Ashley’s Problem, The Knowledge of 69, Ms L, Bad Jerry Impression, Homestuck Ref, Baby Pilot, Confusing Body Swap, Molly on Blast, Dodge The Beam, They Don’t Care, Waldo’s Wario, Family Spy,

An old skater boy says see you later to national landmarks. Yeah that didn’t work well. Anyway a dude’s putting cement everywhere and Clover wants to fuck a skater. Sara joins us for a… weird episode. We talk about: Fantasy Football, Chelsea’s Babies, Control Stuff (No Actual Spoilers But We Talk About Some Gameplay/Setting Stuff), Smash Bros Stats, River City Girls, I Hunty, So Many Games, Himbo Flip, Hot Wheels Canyon, Grand Canyon Collapsing [Bass Boosted], Library Hot Dogs, Drawing Is Hard, Bummer Tony Hawk, Kidnapping Skater With Weed, Bob Burnquist: Super Villain, Shaun White, Dean Capris, A Bad Show Name We Don’t Say, Wife Guy Ken, Skateboard Errata

We were all together for PAX West so we decided to record an ep, but knowing how the quality was probably gonna suck it couldn’t be part of the main canon. So we watched a Barbie movie that is basically a Totally Spies ep stretched to its breaking point. Don’t worry, there’s still a lot of feet. We talk about: Off PAX West, Bored Games, Gamer Party, Hell Bathroom, Bad Candy, Link Baby, Kyle Katt’s Cooler Little Sister, Gymnastics Bias, Turn Into A Gilf, Are They Related?, Lazlo Sucks, Southern Accent Robot, Giggle Taser, Barbie’s Lightsabre, Mandy Fusion, Lazlo Fucking Himself, Miss Z If You’re Nasty, Eternal Barbie, Arkham Asylum Is Good, Fired For Being Bad, Patrica Good, Megabytes, K-no, Like If You Do, Butch Barbie, Veggitales Podcast

Ava joins us for a real humdinger. Trent gets scorpion DNA downloaded into him and it makes him a top. Mandy just wants someone to worship her. We talk about: Ava Meets Ashley, Allergic To My Job, P-Phone, Lex Avengers, Big Apex Boys, We Talk Tag, Podcast President, Boy Fishing, Axe Ads, College Lockers, Scorpions: The Ur Animal, Disco Scorpio, Dumpster Date, The Law of Bottoms, DBZ Battleground, Scorpio Mouth, Choosing Hands,

The girls return to the Whooptanic to fight a pirate. That’s it! Yeah it’s one of those eps. We talk about: Infinity Train, 2k19, Hypnospace, Anime Fighters, Is Platinum Is Good, The Party City Catalog, WHOOP-ing Burnout, Eyepoint POV, Jerrance Cook, Jerry Gets Scurvy, Sleepy Cannon Balls, Pro Stealing, Pirate Queen, Everyone Dies, Greenland, Did Jerry Gaslight Them Again?, Paper Straws, Too Long Fight, Superkicks, One Piece, We Murder Luke, Piirates Vs Ninjas, Fake Holidays, Dr. McNinja

From 3:10 to 5:30 we talk some vague FE:TH spoilers, mainly how long one of the routes is.

The spies are faced with tacky interiors and horrible shag carpets as a woman redecorates classic landmarks. Also Clover is still horrible at fashion. We talk about: Luke’s Great Intro Bit, FE: TH Post War Is Hell, Sentinels, FF Dummies, EVO,Tekken, The Bat With A Butt, Re-Designing the Taj Mahal, I Know That Duck, Fabric WHOOPing, Human Elephant, Tongue Trouble, Clover’s Writhing Mass, The Worst Venus Flytrap, Constructive Roast, Chibi Sam, Presidential Actors, Maggie Trendset, Clover Trips Over A Lamp, Secret Service Job, Clover Is Bad At Fashion, It’s Tomb, Furry Hate

A clumsy skater is out to ruin the world so everyone will like her. Also Alex’s super smart dad shows up and he is a proud member of ProtectAlex.com. We talk about: Emblems of Fire, Marvel Alliance, Molly The Flower Girl, Unsolved, Middle Age Bucciarati, Yuri In Ice, And I Said Beeeeeeeeeach, Polar Plunge, Ice Wife, Alex’s Powerful Tongue, Mandy’s A Hottie, Skating, Biggest Fan, Pokemon Evolution, Ashley Loves Gotham Central, Cat Mind Break, Cyber Goth Seattle,

Mandy has her own line of dolls and while we’re buying them an old(?) villain returns! Also Jerry is weird, but that’s not new. We’re joined by Zack from TWA for this tangent heavy episode. We talk about: If These Walls Could Purr, Power Rangers, Lego Games, Wrestling, PAX Stuff, Luke Talks About His Childhood House, The Fantasy 1%, Sam’s Bad Hair, Mandy’s Doll Feet, Jerry’s New Dick, Inverted Invisibility, WHOOP Prison Ethics, Small Soldiers, Different Seth, Goldar’s RV, Running From Dolls Jerry Dies, A Lot About Shoes, Toy Story, King Hearts 3 Spoilers From 1:46:35 to 1:49:12, HTTYD, Sam With Crushing Windpipe Action, We’re All Children, Güm, Weirdest Candy,

 There’s so many dogs on this episode of Totally Spies as people are getting their dogs stolen by something not quite human or animal.Meanwhile Oinky has to pretend to be a dog to throw of the entity known as DEAN. Dustin joins us for his first appearance in 100 episodes to talk about it! We talk about: Shadowbringers, Is Cid Hot, Teen Mario, Molly Remember Something, Phoenix Wright, World Next Door, Stranger Things, Judgement, Baseball Talk, WatchDogs Bummer, We Complain About Games, Dog Mansion, Shining Deans, Celeb Dogs, Austin Powers, Jerrance Blair,Charisma Shoes, “Hairless” Dogs, Dog Speedrunning, Dog Gacha, Pig Bowling, Chompy Evolved, The Morals Of Killing Chompy, YTMND, Jim Carrey Movies, Wishboning, Childhood Books, Big Dog Energy, Mystery Inc 

 After some shakey episodes we are proud to say that season six is back to being weird and wonderful. Chelsea joins us for a story where two characters are sucked out of their movie and the spies have to deal with it. Meanwhile Sam goes BAD. We talk about: Money is Tight, Crossy Talk: New Leaf, My Maid Barry, Making Tabletop, Making Marios, Uncharted’s Legacy, We Love We Love Katamari, Molly Learns About Chiitan, Too Much Light, National Treasures, Laughed At Cosplay, Punk Usher, Old School Cloak, Bringing Fictional Characters Into The Real World, Carbonated World, Alex Is Too Thirsty, Drag Me To Which Hell, Top Famine, Alex Only Likes Fake Boys,

The Granny returns, this time with mind altering cupcakes and Alex just wants a taste. We’re joined by Maxie as we try to incorporate all the stuff we missed in the last couple weeks and talk about a real forgettable ep. We talk about: Robot Girlfriends, The Outer Wilds, Cross Talk, Banjo-KaWhoie, Cyberpunk Sucks, Cadence, Bad Times at The El Royale, John Wicks, America’s Sweetheart Keanu Reeves, The Boy Was Hot/Not, Luke Gets Very Into Pokemon Cards, First Person Tim Scam, Very Whoopy, Bad Joke Containment, Columbo Is A Himbo, Alex Loves Hypno, Ashley Doesn’t Listen, Granny Made Drugs, Remembering the Good Murders, Tummy Troubles, Grandma Bup Bup, Cake’s Overrated, Salmonella Bites,

That celeb hungry villain is back and now he just doesn’t want to befriend them, he wants to become them! Also Oinky is perfect and beautiful. We talk about: Will I Buy RE4 Again?, Vewtiful Joe, Miyazaki, Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Molly Never Liked Baseball, Sam’s Hair, Tim Scam’s Brother, Jock Crush, Shipping Update, Big Bass Pyramid, Hollyweed, Oinky Is Famous, Some Pig, RomCom Avengers, Celebrity Swap, Kalisto For A Day,

Wedding dresses have gone homicidal and it’s much more boring than you think. Also Sam’s parents are unethically rich. We talk about: Luke’s Twilight Zone, Hotel For Assassins, In Depth Dogs Thoughts, Non-Political Games, Molly’s Be Crafting Dingers, Sam’s Real Doll Dad, Kim Starsmashian, Bike GLADIS, Royal Weddings, Good British Accents, Dadpa, Wedding With Your Familia, Cambria Beef,

Astro Boy is a bully now and the girls must stop him. Also Oinky returns and we must protect him and Alex from bodyguards. We talk about: Plato Fucking, Streetlight Seat Problems, Prokoto, AssCreed: Le Film, March The 4th Be With You, MPREG Jerry, Oinky’s Back, Beach Spies, Mandy Does Something Wrong, Fetish Cop, Sekiro Park, First Rule Of Robotics, Star-Crossed Bullies, Fair Rides, A Lot About Brave Little Toaster, Defunct Podcasts

The Spies have to track down a woman who has stolen an anti-aging serum to win at beauty pageants. Obviously we all know where this is going and… has your arm always been that long? We talk about: We Live In A Society, Persona, Hotline Gorilla, #JusticeForBethhannyy, Twilight Zone Bummer, Molly The Magic Queen, School Paper Expose, Doo Rag Doing Good, Dangerous Ronald Thump, Super Villain Molly, Big Steppy, Diamond Lazer, Slime Girl, Party WHOOPer, Fetish Hole Made For You, SMB Movie, TSUG: Yuri Generator, Luke Reads A Horny Incredibles 2 Article, Return of Yanny, Pageant Speed Run

Chelsea skip from 1:28:30 to 1:32:45

We come back after our break with Mike for an episode all about the art of dance and the killing of cowgirls. Also the shrinking of spies but that’s par for the course. We talk about: Deep in FF, Sword Art Online’d, Ashley Has Been Busy, Kris Wolf Go On Totally Spies, Sekiwo, Hamilton, Hip Hop Dancer Who Must Not Be Named, DBFZ Dancer, Wiki Vandalism For Justice, Jerrdock, Trent Jockey, The Art Of Breaking Boys, Third Person Speakng, Gay.I., Human Applejack, Tiny Spies, Toe-toally Spies, Trans Ally Brick Wavebreak, Downsizing,

Totally Spies just remakes one if it’s old episodes but now with less racism and more snowman. Gamers are being abducted into a game by a vengeful gamer. We talk about: GAME GRLZ 30454, Baba Hate You, Sekiwo, Trials, Gamer Headquarters, Mandy’s Discount Boys, Bimbofication Podcast, Luke Just Lists Games, TGS In Gamestop, Radioactive Jerk Off Sock, Strap On Wiimote, 2 Deans, Chelsea Rules, Snowmen & Sandcastles, Molly With Gun

Alex attains her true form as she is transformed into a cat girl and is totally cool with it. Clover has to lie to her mom about her earlobe fetish. It’s a fucking ep folks. We talk about: Kingdom Hearts, Baseball Beehive Man, Sorry To Bother You, Molly Has Wittnessed, Luke Kills Film Criticism, Ear Lobes, Feline Dion, Leaning Tower Of Cats, Live Action Cat, Trans Cat Girl, The Mom Conundrum, Drive By Mandy, Pussy Surgery, Mystery Hairball, Jackie Chan Adventures, Self Hypnosis, Clover’s Baby Voice, Cat Girl Ear Debate, Luke’s Water War, New Sign Off

We return to the sixth and final season of Totally Spies. We’re closer to current day so now the show can have plots like “mind controlling social media” which is this episode. Thankfully, at least for this episode, Totally Spies seems pretty good! We talk: The World Ends With Kingdom Hearts, Back to Work, Witness Molly, Comrade, The American Division 2, The Politics of Garfield, NITW, My Little Alex, Big Head Jerry, Ukelele, Jerry’s Cockring, Paul Blart Device, Mandybook, Self Mind Wiping, Incel Villain, Helium Voice, WOOHP Police, Alex is Sora

In our search for Totally Spies live action movie we all watched the 2001 film Josie and the Pussycats, wildly considered a cult classic and a secret great satire of the music industry. What we instead find is a movie that is real funny at its best and horrible and punching down at its worst. We struggle with that along with talking about: Re:Coded Is The Best KH Game, Molly: Apex Legend, Failed Speed Racer, Dreamcast Tower, Who Is This Movie For, The Dumb Character, Not A Hot Boy, Real Life Pop Up Ads, Eugene Levy Saves The Movie, Fionna’s Amazing Outfits, Daryl Dragon, Adam 12, Fat Shaming Jokes At Thin People, Carson Daly Is Hilarious, The Film Falls Apart, We Live In A Society, CN Groovies, Done With Movies,

After closing the book on Totally Spies season 5 we finally arrive at Totally Spies: The Movie. A slightly higher budget origin story that despite a lot of stuff ends up being incredibly fun. The spies go after a villain who gives people mind controlling makeovers as we learn how they became the spies we love. We also talk about: Tetris 99, Mad At Atlus, Kingdom Hearts Party, #LetTheBoyTravelsHome2k19, Rob The Rockstar, Royalton Gym, Crew Dawn, Oink, Mandy Rules The School, The First WHOOPing, Ms Scritch Was Right, Jerry Has Aliens, 15% More Teeth, Jerry Fucks Over All The Girls, Clover Moon, Muffy Returns, Learning Trigonometry, The First Deaths, More Wiki Vandalism, Ripping Off Jojo, Fashionable Abduction, Emoji Trash, Clover’s Utopia, Russian Boyfriend, Fabu Rules, Tadrrence Lewis, Sushi, PPG Rules,

 We’ve arrived at what was the finale of Totally Spies was for a long time and so the show decides to make it so evil is wiped off the face of the Earth, but only after Jerry’s Mom poses as a wealthy buyer that shuts down WHOOP. We talk about: Sliding Royale, Terra The Himbo, Jerry’s Mom/Jerry RP, Velvet Rope Bondage, The Most WHOOPed, Sentinels, Evil Mom, Niagara Falls Race, Shadowcat vs Nightcrawler, Bitcoin Farm Upstate, Evil Eradicated, Big Ben 2, Clover’s Crushed Stomach, Mandu Returns,

Clover gets a big head after winning an award and the spies keep fighting an incredibly racist villain. The streak of bad episodes continue and we are beginning to lose hope. We talk about: Yuri Love, BF1, Smash, Breaking Spirits, Fashion World, SonicFox Is Still Great, Vocaloid GF, Magnum Condoms, Robot Fingerblasting, Snowball, Bucket Of Dark Matter. Sexual Euphemism Pratfalls, Canned Pineapples Off The Tree,

Hoo boy. The gang is forced to confront the power of the incel as Alex tries to turn a guy down and he resorts to drinking strong juice. Also we get so angry at the end of this. We talk about: Unemployed Ashley, Bros Bash, Kingdom Hearts, Broken Chelsea, Molly’s Aimbot, A Real Bad Bean Boy, A Bad Date, Car Seller Super Villain, Clover Lets Her Geek Out, Choosing Shakes Over Spies, A Very Bad Moral, Employee of the Month, The Opposite Of A Foot Fetish, Molly Kills Luke,

You would think an episode about mascots attacking people would be great but you’d be as disappointed as us. So while we skim through this ep we still end up talking about a lot of stuff! Stuff like: Hitsman, Feeling Obra Dim, Billy Bat, Manga Hair, Xenoblade, Giant Bird Boy, PC Mermaid, Scratch My Tosies, Beach Murder, Cats Be Like That, Bondage Egg, Animal Cruelty Plan, The Spies Steal A Cat, Gritty, Hitman Comedy, Philly Phanatic Is A Hard Lover

It’s the end of the Jazz Hands trilogy, which for sure needed to be a trilogy and it’s not like this could have been a standalone. We talk about: For The Kids, Tetris, Xenoblade, GioGio, Mime Worship, Supervillain Fund, Otto Pilot vs Travels Boys, Mime Monkey, Makeup Aquarium, Useless Undercover, Dank WHOOP Jail, Podcast Knife Fights, Mime Rope and Pulley, PPG, Him Get Big, A Holy YouTube Comment, Vampire Ben, Clownfishing, Petting Zoo, Theme Parks Domesticated Bear

 Sam embraces her mime side as we watch an episode that really doesn’t go anywhere. Luckily friend of the show and first time guest Ryan to make things interesting. We talk about: Resident Evil 5, Shrek, Fucking Your Foe, Grease Fire, Japanese Socks, Mime Disguise, Bring It On, The Light The Candle, Bully 2, Baby Doll, Podcast Idea Double Feature, Who Is Spirit Fingers?, Condolences For The Joke, Time Travel Prison Sentence, Clown Painting, Running Into Boys Tips, Yaoi Paddle, Helpful Brain Damage, Bully Stories,

Sam is taking spy gigs on the side and Clover and Alex are dealing with a racist sushi chef stereotype. Also Jazz Hands is out of prison. We’re joined by Ava for an episode with less tentacles then we hoped. We talk about: Capri-Sun Ads, Insurance Simulator, Model Making, Yuri, Communist Music, Greek Fuck Fest, Venom On Main, Sound Only Vending Machine, Hologram Breath, Vagina Strap, Sam Is Neo, Undercover Hover Limo, Squid Teeth, PAX Line Skips, Not As Racist But Still Racist, Soy Sauce Lube, Luke Gets Mad About Size,  Foley Work, Ant Farm Prison, Picky Kids,

The girls meet a boy who is just the worst. Some guy called Martin Mystery. Wait, he had his own show? Meanwhile Clover is loved by nerdy boys. We talk about: Land Based Aquarium, Venom, GIO GIO, Four-RZA, WWE is Bad, Mario Party, Sass Creed, Super Ted Bros, Depressing Nerd Plotlines, Tiny Jerry, The Worst Human Being, Snow Rat, Guy Fieri: Paranormal Investigator, Skeptic Sam, Follow The Mommy, Bigfoot Show, Game Show Podcast, Yeti Lord Fetish, High Tech Glory Hole

FOLKS! We’re back with a good episode as Alex & Brittney go full gay and the water level is rising. We talk about: Lost For Babies, Bookhouse Boys, Magic, Mobile Games, Boy Matches The Shoes, Slowburn, Robot Lady, T Bone, Not How Water Works, Jerry Comedy, Thot Crimes, Travel Boy Hope, Fanfic Bait, The Return Of The Plane, Juking Sub, Cats,

It’s another bad episode and we’re starting to get a lil worried. In the meantime we focus on how Jerry orders a hit on the guy he mind wiped for trying to sell the exercise routine the guy made. Alex also still hates Britney. We also talk about: Twin Peaks, Spider-Man, Daphne & Velma,  Destiny 2, Unique Imports, Cane Sword, Ghost Pepper Coffee, YMC Duck, Bed Sounds, Tape Recording The TV, Crotch Height Camera, Crawling Chase, Sam And Britney Love Mind Control, 8 Hour Episode, California Sharks, 5 Megatons of Explosives, Toy Commercials, The VAs Suck, Was Totally Spies Ever Good?

Clover is going bananas! Okay that was bad. Clover gets turned into a monkey, Alex finds some family and the girls are in Europe for the next few episodes. Our continuity curse continues! We talk about: Wrasslin, Shin Godzilla, DBFZ, Twin Peaks, Dad Taste In Movies, Wrong Order, The Writers Discover Stories, Euro WHOOP, Forever 21, Alex Wants To Fuck Her Cousins, Lack of TG, GLADIS Lives?, WOOP, Luke Reads A List Of Zoos, Second Clover, Monkey Space Jam, The Longest River, Taste Of The Monkey, Jizz Talk

We come to the conclusion of this secret three parter and… it’s kinda a whole lot of nothing. I mean it’s still got stretchy limbs and man eating plants but that’s nothing in the world of Totally Spies. Luckily we’re all hyped up and a lil tired from SonicFox at EVO which happened just before we recorded so we just kinda talk about that. We talk about: GAMR GRLZ Ep. 45603: The Furry King, Mask Revelation, Persona, Hollow Knights, Tiny Scuba Jerry, Jerry’s Third Eye, Clover and the No Good Bad Day, Alex’s Turtle Car, Supervillain Economy, Taste Of Her Own Medicine, WHOOP Australia, Totally Dab, Wife Clover, Fighting Game Anime,

Clover has an evil boyfriend and the show actually delivers it in a way we like. Also there’s an ongoing plot? Also the MALL RAT! We talk about: The Trap Of Capitalism, Homemade Cookie Cats, Hollow Knight, Norman’s Sky, Jupe Ascending, Clover Is Gonna Get Killed, Spies Jet, From The Ceiling Up, Dr Who Flirting, Jerry Throw Pillow, A Volleyball Popper, Last Supper, Caught A Boy, Future Hypno Villain, College Clover

Molly returns to watch the spies be absolute dummies and for a granny to stunt on everyone. Also the show is actually building plot lines over multiple episodes? Madness! We talk about: Molly Is Disappointed, Octopath, Our Advertising Demands, The New Game Earthbound, Persona 5, Luke’s Crimes, Clover’s Perfect Boy, Tim Scam Prison, Molly’s Jerry Voice, S.H.I.T  S.C.U.T.T.L.E.R, Snickerdoodle Jingle, Gran Torino, Clover Falls To Her Death, The Rascal Is Their Downfall, WHOOP Resort, Which Of Us Could Rob A Bank, Tower of Let’s Place,

The spies are full college girls, which means they have to get jobs for to pay rent on the dorm built just for them. Also a shitty spy gets the dumb spies to steal their thing. Molly is MIA but we are joined by Brooks for a podcast that goes predictably off the rails. We talk about: Straight Edge Cat, Body Funnel, Luke Gets Into Tennis, The Palest Boy, Shot The Capitalist Part Of The Brain, The Waluigi of Totally Spies, Marathon Prison, Smarties-Tan, Good Jordan Peterson Joke, The Spies Play Hitman, SPY HOUSE, Old Jojo, Big Mountains, Seattle Got Pompeii’d, Our Crimes, Gargano vs Ciampa, Richy Rich-everse,

The spies are finally in college and even before they get to their first class they stumble into a intelligence stealing plot. Also Alex and Clover get owned by classes and GLADIS is no more. We talk about: Bad Porn, Mario Tennis, Jackbox, Master Thief Tobi Kadachi, Jiojio, Otto Pilot, Baby Voice, Macro Physics, Object Permanence, Cranium Dramium, Homework Machine, Robot Rampage, Penthouse, A Worrying Amount Of Cars 2, College Is Hard,

The spies are graduating until there is a massive kidnapping where a single dude builds an entire fake school in the middle of the desert. Somehow this episode is still bad. We talk about: Graduation Song, Legos, Paddington Goes To Prison, Yu-Gi-Oh, Art Appreciation, Numbers Go Up, Ivy League Safety School, The Strongest Jock, Worthless Parents, Dead Rising Villain, The Boys Are Back, Attitude Adjustment, Getting Real About School, Do Worry Be Happy, Poet  Laureate Luke 

GAME GRLZ are back on the show floor and there’s nothing like being at the epicenter of of the gameing. In between all the games talk we talk about the season 4 finale of Totally Spies in which the Spies moms come back totally different and Mandy is the best villain. We talk about: Bit Regret, KH, Anthem Defense Squad, Yu Gi Oh, Cyberpunk, Bethesda Sucks, Spy Gene, Luke’s Theory, Spy Creed, Shitty Moms, Cool S DNA, Sad Joke, Mandy Linetti, White House Sam, Spy Kids, 

After nearly getting fired from her job, Alex gets murdered by Yanny Hadere, a make-up mogul with a devious scheme to conquer the world of women's fashion. Now it's up to Sam to catch her and save the day. In the subplot, Clover gets sick and tries to hit on her doctor.

We’re joined by Maxie to talk soccer and also get so far off the rails that we might as well never been on them.. We Talk About: Portfarmio, Jerry “Tobey” Maguire, New Podcasts, Assigned Cop At Birth, Battletech, Kids, New Season of 24, Mo From GUTS, We Get Political, Inspector Gadget 2 Caused A Car Crash, Mandy Dies, Globetrotters Of Soccer, Inflater, Peach Ball, T-Shirt Adventure, Thick Skull, Fist Net, Demon Ball, Actual Spy Kids, NBA Street, Sports Injuries, Cheeto Bath, Ashley Accidents,

The spies are faced with their biggest obstacle yet, a villain who looks nice who is competent. Also this episode is great. We Talk About: Blown Intro, Farmer Luke, Night Mind, Twitch Doms Someones, Boy Fetish, The Daredevil/TMNT Connection, Powered On Makeup, Transformer Hit And Run, First Dick Pic, Foot Dance, Slammed Safe, Works For WOOHP, Bi Icon Priscilla,

It’s the first part of a two-parter and that means that we basically just watched the first half of a regular episode stretched out. The spies get their minds wiped and it seems like the villains are gonna win until the villains decide to fuck everything up for themselves. We talk about: Kirby Games, Mad Ashley, Far Cry 5 Spoilers, Blade Runner, Blue Pulp Fiction Case, Whoop Elevator, Dead Journal, Memory Loss, Brit Boutique, Taking Off Weighted Fashion Scratch That Itch, Wasabi Face Mask, The Most Problematic Moment, Return Of Dark Mario, Luke Does The Same Joke, Taxes, Kirby Games, A Too Serious Talk, Ocean Fears

The spies are after an evil Ice cream man and Clover is just making shit up about bad luck. Molly, Luke and Ashley join together to tackle the very clear fact that the people making this thinks ice cream looks like piss. We talk about: Creepy Ashley, Theatre Pies, Shawshank Redemption: The Game, Early 90s Rap, Kingdom Hearts, Himbo Goofy, What Splits?, Mario Mario Senior, Dress Superstition, 1 Seat  In Back, Ice Cream Slip, Actual Pics of Presidents, The Ice Cream Man, Wiki Comment, Tar Pit Sundae, Space Party, Jerry PR, Ben Donaven, A Lot About KND, Sherbert Asshole, Pete & Pete,

After a week of we are back… with a not great episode of Totally Spies. Joel joins us for a episode all about cheerleaders and bondage so we still manage to make a quality podcast between all the yelling. We talk about: Burnout, Bad Sci Fi Movies, Wuss Questions, SNES Classic, Dark Souls, Blood Taken, Good Youtube Good People, Anti-Hypnosis Contacts, Eiffel 65 Sex, Like The One Piece, Hypnotizing Pom Pom, Traditional Loving Cup, Bad Running Goofs, Suspension Bondage Trap, “Why Are You Like This”, No Squad, Elite Beat, Forms Of Jerry, AE Prison Escape, Fetish Graph

Horrors abound in an episode where we get into the lives of the rich and famous of Totally Spies. The girls are obsessed with wealth more than usual and we have to have guest Emily help us get through it. To get our minds off it we talk about: MMO House, Coming Out As A Furry, DBZ Is Mondo Cool, Gamer Secrets, The Good Place Is Good, Titty Balloon, Sushi Boat, Sexed Up Oprah, Staying True To The Bit, Longing For The Hilton Years, Magic Finger Ladies, Iggy the Dog, Clover Forgets A Kidnapping, Evil Robot Dog, Bondage Stocks, Big Brother But Traps

The spies say the word mani- way too much and we have our first gay coded villain! Neither of those things are stuff to get excited about but I want to give a sense of excitement to these descriptions! We talk about: Ashley’s Birthday, Celeste, Poison Got A Haircut, Grandfather’s Book, DBZ Silk Shirt, Horny Gambling Anime, JoJo Tusk, A Hand Episode Clover Is The Human Torch, Seinfeld, Broken Nail, Nails For Peace, Nutella Heart, God Hand, Mandy Is As Strong As 3 Gorillas, Whip Nail, Mirror Bullshit, Alex’s Nails, Robot Talk, Changing Skin, Beyonce Was In Austin Powers

The spies run into Arnold, who is trying to be superhero, and of course mind control and horniness follow. Also Alex has a puppy! We talk about: The Big Gaming, Monster Hunting, Your Name, Gamera Fucked A Giraffe, Money Bank, Working The Neck, Mandy’s Island, Jerry Doesn’t Know What Dogs Are, Arnold Sucks, Sam’s Men Shirt, The Worst WHOOP Jail, The Spies Have Cell Phones, Thanos Sitting, Arnold Memes, Mind Alteration Chamber, Power Roulette, Purity Ring, Comic Talk

Luna joins the crew for an episode of Totally Spies that’s bad and idiotic and an episode of Totally Reprise that’s a mess, but a fun one! Jerry goes Hollywood and for real kidnaps several people without realizing it. We also get rather political so if you want to hear us talk about  We talk about: Unnecessary Chunk, Boys of Meat, When I Was 19, Horny D Beefz, Wolfenstein 2 Is Bad, Golden Lovers, Luna Ends The Podcast, Gothic Prison, Jennifer Hale Receipts, Hollywood Illuminati, Halloween Hills, Jerry Lewis: The Absolute Dumbest Bitch Alive, The Slicey Boys, Luna Dies, Cashmere Vest, Plane Spinning vs Nukes, Partake In Jerrance Milk, Alex Solves The Mystery, One Day Movie, No Film Camera, Pulled A Truman Show, A Jerry’s Purpose, Ashley Is a Normie,

Ashley, Molly and a returning Luke finally arrive at the giant Mandy factory. One of us is surprised by a special guest and we all have to deal with Diminutive Small’s voice. We talk about: PAX Live, Thoughts On Uub, High Concentration Cucking, We Murder Luke, Teddy Bear Crime, Smoking Helium, California Cliffs, Evil Microchip The Villain’s Awful Horny Plan, Whoop Ass Girls, School Night Shift, Giant Volleyball, Hungry For Toes, Mandy Just Kidnaps People, Catsuit Under Robe, Big Head Mode, Living Off Spa Snacks, We Get Liked By A NYT Bestseller, Bad Transphobic Jokes, Giant Fight, Snail Manga, Mandy Gets Mind Wiped Again, Alternate YouTube Comments Ending, Commercials On Fetish Websites, Ashley’s Talent Show Adventure, There’s A Lot Of Dragonball, Stay Gold Poetry Boy

Crystal joins us for a slightly shorter ep as we are transported into the world of 80s fashion and age regression. So really the world of normal Totally Spies. Also sorry for some audio issues this episode! We talk about: Yoshi Safari, More Bizarre, Someone Gave Luke A Panel, Zero Dawn Is Better Than Neir, Molly Watched Fast Five, Beverly High Street, Is Clover Racist?, Luke Actually Laughs At Totally Spies, GLADIS Rules, Alex The Lesbian, Double Digits, One Dude and Two Bad Henchmen, Raver Mandy, Drive By 80s, Neon Graveyard, Jerry Canonically Sucks, Deep In The Sewer, DO NOT FUCK YOUR SPY DAD, Luke’s First Episode, The Best Vlog, The Many Faces of Tim Scam, 

We break into a new season and a new group with old villains. We got some dreamy teenz who are actually killer robots! We’re joined by Sean to talk about: Moving Up The Road, Recording Together, The Prest-ige Spoilers, Master of Disguise, Mandy For Mayor, Fifth Tim Scam, Pirate Costumes Problems, Helga’s Villain Credentials, Anarchy Ashley, Canadian Boy, Jerry Repeats 4th Grade, Less Than Jake Cover Bands, GLADIS Lives, Dead Rising, SPORTS, Fake School, Vampire Robots, Dyson Fans, Triple Flip Sandwich Kick, Canadian Sterotypes, Luke Was Still Watching The Episode, Monster Yearbook, Robot Reveal,

The gang are watching an episode where the main villain is canonically an idiot. Truly this solves all our problems. Oh this episode sucks and is racist? Oh okay then, I guess we’ll just talk about random bullshit. We talk about: War Shadow: Rings of Lords, Destiny Loop, Riverdale Is Still Wild, 420 Splash, Slow Crime Day Totally Spies 2049, The Flintstones Is The Village, Caveman Kidnapping, Highly Funded Community College, Dumb Gun, Evil Lair Contractor Animation Cel Money Shot, Bad Beam, The Return of John Popper, The Only Good YouTube Comments, Bimbo-Adjacent, Martin Mystère, Geico TV, Luke Impressions, Unfollow Notification, At Antartica...

The gang welcome back Emily as we get stretch and really blitz our chakaras for a yoga themed Totally Spies. The hosts are divided on whether this is one of the best episodes so far (it totally [Spies {Undercover}] is.) We talk about: New Partners, New Shows, New Jobs, New Raids, Sam Can’t Climb, Magic GLADIS, Drift Belts, WHOOP Cops, Weighted Training Skin, Luke Has A Bit, Bit Part Revenge, The Chi Machine, Gum Tricks, Pure Totally Spies Comments, Best Dogs, Petty Levels, It’s DDP,

Luna returns for an episode that has ACTUAL GHOULS. It’s Halloween and it’s a dark 10:30 AM so we might as well raise hell, fight liches and drag Mandy around. We talk about: No Babies, PUBG Canary, Swapped Hives, Game QA, Ashley Can’t Stop Talking About Chris Gethard, Luke Is Best At MGS, Ashamed of Words, Lil Dab, Sponsored By It, Dick or Treat, All Grow’d Up, Absolute Bastard Mother Fucker Jerry Lewis, Candy Monster, The Goofer, Actual Mandy Witch, The Great Gazoo, The Greatest Sentence, Rasp Man, 666 Ghz, Ice J, Voretex, Brooks Boy, Stephen King Is A Weirdo, THUG2, Halloween Traditions, Dilbert Child, Trick Or Treat Stories

It’s just Ashley and Molly in a leaner episode of Totally Reprise. That doesn’t mean we don’t have an ep on our hands as Alex goes under the effects of truth serum and Sam and Alex fight over who Alex loves more. We talk about: Just Cause, Nice Price, Jackie Chan, Filme, Chicken Dinner, The Loop, Large Hardon Collider, Hero Academy, Slurps, Disappearing Briefcase, Boy A Day, The Dangerous Water Of Michael Jackson Parodies, Sounds Like Cleamons, Villain Jump, Blinding Tank, Wrestling Replays, Jerry’s Plan B, Ashley Fought Somebody,

Alex goes goth and then becomes an insect queen in a hell of an episode. Oh also Molly, Luke and Ashley are all in the same room finally with their own studio audience of one. So now we get to actually stare at the person making bad jokes. We talk about the Pringles Incident, Cracker Barrel Devastation, Wall Drug, Poem World, Mixed Up Animation, Russian Rave, Bug Mass, Ashley’s Favorite Moment, GLADIS is Mommy, Bug Man, The Bug Queen Is Leggy, Sexy Cockroach Costume, Alex’s Larvae, Our Audience Leaves, Riding The Spray, Sam The Legend Killer, Alex Is Pastel Goth, Kamen Rider Spies

We get nerdy with our guest Maxie as Arnold gets mind controlled and turns people into nerds. Also Tuxedo Mask is there? It’s weird. We talk about: Maxie’s Confession, It’s Gonna Bee Mai, Fetish Search Engines, ARMS, Spoiler Alert, Mascots, Dodgeball Strategies, We Roast Arnold, We Make Body Horror, Cool Car, Arnold Can’t Take A Hint, Zepplins: Cool?, Clover Loves BIg Bang Theory, We Watch A Duran Duran Music Video, Nerdiest Thing You’ve Ever Done, Alex Loves Club Penguin, Molly Sees a Kitten

We are finally back with an episode of the regular version of this show and we’ve got a whole planet of hunks to look through with help from our guest Sean! Or really more like an island? With robot gladiators? It’s weird. We talk about: The Coolest 12 Year Old, Medabots, Calling Out  Neil Gaiman, Bayonetta, Panty Raid, Coppertone Is Creepy, Brute Suit Riot, Magnets Don’t Work, Bad Sushi, Cafeteria Squats, So Vegas, Bad Kennedy Impression, Beams From The Fire Dimension, Clover Hires A Blimp, Harmonica Bandolier, We Love Fallout 4, Magical Girls Captain Planet

Molly, Ashley and Luke are all very tired, too tired to watch Totally Spies in fact. So we just took the 20 minutes bullshit at the beginning of the show and expanded it. We know you might be bummed there’s no full show but it was this or nothing! We talk about: FRIENDS, Shower Situation, Ancestor Cheating, Illegal Substances, Half Door, Secondary Home Towns, Zip Lines, Alpha Evangelion, SeSevenEn, Edit Talk, The Future of Let’s Place, Parents Reading Your Porn, Book Fair Tentacle Porn, Clown Fucking,

Molly, Luke and Ashley are joined by Mike for an episode that include time travel, young Jerry and the creation of WOOHP. So yeah it’s going to be something. We talk about: The Micro Moment, Sad Dads, Back To The Future Rankings, Hyper Speed Dating, STAR UTI, The WOOHP building, Transforming Car, We Talk Fast & Furious Again, Alex Goes Formal, Front Flip Car, Genetic Dunking, Mandy Voices, Jerry In America, Sam Gets Racist, Roller Derby, Minority Reported Him, Known Jerry Fucker, Lil’ Luke Gives Love Advice

Molly, Luke and Ashley join together to thank the people at Marathon for an episode where Mandy becomes a spy and Sam gets mind controlled again. This time it’s by having a coffee pot on her head. Yeah. We talk about: More Nier, Persona, Macro Ten Minutes, La Familia, Mandy Calls Out Totally Spies, Jerry Fails A Spot Check, Beret College Kids, Red Faction, Tracer And Alex, Jerry Takes A Shit, Hotdog With A Fork, The Spies Turn Into Tornadoes, Born a Villain, Mandy Into Sam, Clover’s Head Comes Off, Fetish Shared Universes, Ashley Goes Too Gay, Takes A Village To Grow A Molly

It’s just Ashley, Molly and Luke for an episode that takes place among the stars! Yeah, we know, two spaced themed eps this close together. This one has one of the best villains of the series though so it’s all good. We talk about: It’s A Shoot, Horizon, Pussy Game Weird, Nier, MACRO MINUTE, Sam No Pants, Spies In Space, Tetris HQ, Sam Breaks A Meteor, Molly Finds A Big Lady, Totally Tacoma, Celestial Lair, Faster Then A Meteor, Amelia Bedelia: Trickster Spirit, Thirsty For Cucking, We Talked About Fast and Furious Before The Show

Ashley and Molly are joined by Kevin and Luke (kind of because he had to do something at the beginning of the ep and then comes back at the end.) We’re talking about one of the horniest episodes of the series so far so strap in and prepare your Widowmaker mind control helmets. We talk about: Robot Butt Games, Macro Minute, Molly Mad About Magic, Alex Is Dril, All The Spies Are Nerds, Mandy Still Rules, Alex Gets A Kill, We Talk About Wrestling For Fifteen Minutes, Baffling Hologram, Ashley Sings “Part Of Your World” But Horny, We Talk A Lot About The Matrix, Touhou Talk

We’re back to the good stuff on this episode where we decide to go to the circus with our friend Luna, what could go wrong? Well just animal TF and some freak show stuff. We talk about: Let Me Tell You About Giant Women, Fast and/or Furious, Zero Dawn, Nude Sam, Canon Creepy Jerry, Juggalos vs Parrotheads, Messenger Bag Ass, Phantom Slap, Get Dunked On Baby, The Incredibles Is Fucked, Elephant Man, A Good Fight Scene, It Gets Really Gay, Contra Bass, Spinnerette

Ashley and Molly are joined by Marl to talk about toys and an episode that makes no sense. Well more than usual. We talk about: Zelda Games, GAME GRLZ Ep 904,The Best Whooping, Useless Inventions, Nip Toy and Deep Lore, Toy Medic, Stalker Randy, United Countries, Ashley Knows A Lot About 5NAF, We Defend Funko Pops, Double Dere, Back In Action

Episode 50: Grease Trap

Molly and Ashley are joined by host/guest Luke for an episode about fashion, a subject all of us know nothing about! They talk about: A Whole Lot Of Riverdale, Puzzle Strike, John Cena Switch, Heaven Vats, Kink Jazz, WHOOP Money,  Podcast Math, Road Signs, Luke Finishes The Ep On Air, Luke Tells Us About Jojo(actual Jojo spoilers from 1:42-1:48)

Ashley, Molly and Luke are joined by Maxie for… well. We saw a lot of times that we’ve reached the horniest ep. We may have hit the motherlode today. We talk about: Birthday Wishes, Getting Real About Hypnosis, Tim Scam Boyfriends, Current Events, Start Of Every Bad Fic, Sam Can’t Be Contained, Travel Boy’s Here, Sam’s Day Out, Austin Power Wingman, Naked Massage, The Most Famous Totally Spies Moment, Corruption of Champions

Molly, Ashley and Luke are joined by Sean for an episode where Clover gives up on boys! Yeah we buy it just about as much as you do. We talk about: Metal Gears, Sims, Sega Consoles, Fire Emblems, Stan Lee Cameos, Making Boys, Balloon-gram, The Penis Game, She’s Making Bad Choices, Royfriend, Prom Stories, Into Exposition, Canon Foot Thing, MRA Prediction, The Villain Won, Kirby Cafe

Ashley and Molly are joined by Maxie and new host (kinda) Luke! They’re watching an episode that we all agree to be the gayest Totally Spies so far. Also the spies accuse Mandy of murder! They talk about: Archie For 20 Minutes, TSUG After Dark, School Trips, WHOOP Racket, Luke’s Tunes, Bad Daddy Jerry, Return of Gay David, Maxie Makes A Reasonable Statement, A Cute Heterosexual Ship, Face Blind Villain, Hot Spring Episode, Graymon Fucks, Axe Flamethrower

Molly and Ashley are joined by Alex Zandra for an episode where the unthinkable happens. Alex quits! There’s also a new spy and Jerry has a sex dream! We talk about: Convention Nightmare, Burg Talk, Gadget Design, Canadian Spies, The Gremlin, Britney Pets Alex, Ice Cream Footprint, Alex Dies. Pro Level Contacts, Sam Hits An Electric Fence, Reppin’ The Shoes, Stance On Boys, It’s Lit, Queen Sex Dream, League of Heels, VIK, Totally Science, Houston And Samus, Ladykiller In A Bind

Molly and Ashley are joined by Fionna and Luke for an episode that involves the best episode of Totally Spies so far. It Includes a gorilla with gun and Clover tries to pee in the street. Yeah, buckle up. We talk about: Anime Ashley, Autocorrect Goofs, Molly Destroys A Child, Luke Looks, Jerry Fucked The WHOOP Chute, Foe Fur, Swimming in Women, Sam Is Stronger Then A Gorilla, Half Human/Half Gorilla, Fionna & The Taco Bell Factory, Can’t Control The Yips, Panda Falls To Capitalism, Giant Birds, Heartbreakers, Drake: The Next Generation

Due to a computer exploding in slow motion and scheduling we here at Totally Reprise bring you another clip show! There's some good goofs in here like the origin of "You good", Haunted Neo Vaginas and Ivory Tower Middle Schools. Enjoy!

Molly and Ashley are joined by their guest Ava deep in the forest where things, as always, seem a bit fuckey. They talk about: Totally Reprise Merch, Cursed iPod Videos, Yuri Thirst, Calvary's Queer, Mall Mountain, Dunk on Clover, Jerry’s Vibrator, Invasive Species, Coco, Holding Us Down, Bees?, Johnny Test, Clover: Horror Aficionado, Queen Tree, Sam Tries to Date a 30 Year Old, Whole Body Broken, Secret Plant Girl, Yuck Your Yum, Spy Fursona, Forest Talk

Luke joins Molly and Ashley for an episode that has large women doing wrestling moves. It’s basically perfect. They talk about: STRONG Female Character, Non-Alcoholic Baileys, Ep 23 Recap, Democracy Voucher, Cult Leader Arnold, WHOOP Tubes, Seeing A Naked Lady Photo, A Bad Boston Crab, The Best Screensaver, Molly and Ashley Try To Explain Wrestling, Magic Pants, Luke’s Good, Spy Girlfriend, Full Magneto, Muddy Belt, De-commissioned WHOOP Room, Just Straight Up Foot Porn, Bodyslam Challenge, Wrestling is Bad, A Serious Debate, Ashley’s Line, Luke’s Drawing

A rival organization of four people put WHOOP out of buisness. Yeah we don’t know what the fuck is going on either but it implies a lot about the world of Totally Spies. We talk about: First Snow, Yuri On Nice, Sly Cooper, Rowdyruff Spies, Impossible Whooping, Further Questions Of Outfit Changing, Trash Clover, Law and Order: UK, An Honest Talk On Transphobia, Vibrating Boobs, Locker Soda, Sleepy Dogs, The Spies Are Awful To Jerry, WHOOP Legitimate Buisness, Spy Startup, IMDB Credits, Random Shrink Ray, Confirmed Clones, Alex Kills, Sam is Dril

Ashley and Molly are joined by Sean for an episode about raves, mind control and bad luck. They discuss: Edit Talk, GME GRLZ Ep 709 + Boy, Podcastpunk, Roller Derby Alex, Season 1 Clover, Teleport To Tube, Spy Millennial, Back To The Future, Sexy Grimace Costume, Body Art Mummy, Hot Arnold, Clover’s Sins, Sam The Mixologist, Hair Bondage, Chu Chu Rocket Fight, The Gamecube, Shooty Toot

Ashley finally sits Molly down to watch D.E.B.S. and they both love it and want to talk about it. Luckily we have a podcast about gay spies! This is an incredible movie where girls in school girl outfits are spies and kiss evil villains that want to blow up Australia. It’s very silly and VERY gay. They talk about: THUG, What DEBS Means, Supervillain Thesis, Green Screen Movie, Calling Card, The Junk Pile, Gay Sluts, Homophobia In Gay Cinema, Room Teleportation, Lady Beefs It, Four Shot Bobby

Molly, Ashley and Luke finally arrive at the Mommy factory and boy does it deliver. The spies are going on a spa day with their moms and questions keep getting raised and we are more then happy to provide answers. We talk about: Cars Canon, GAME GRL Episode 596, Pokemon Horny and Fucky, Luke’s Really Good Morgan Freeman Impression, Clone Moms, Jerry’s Hotel Secret, The Secret Totally Spies Episodes, Clover Killing Her Mom, Avatar Jokes, Pleasantville Re-enactment, Moms Going Fist, Build A Spa In A Day, Naughty Girls, Matrix Crystal, Crushed Larynx Tim Scam, Evil Paula Deen, Clover Can Fly, Sub To Domme, Difference Between A Mommy & A Daddy, Starting Small And Going Big

Well, we recorded this the day after the election so Ashley, Molly and guest Dustin are all bummed. We decide to talk about an episode of spies where kids are hypnotized by a TV show we never see. We talk about: The Healing Power of Podcasts, Fake Final Fantasy XV, Witch Anime, Woops Lesbian Sex, Jennifer Hale: The Mom, Muggle Johnson, Shoulder To Junk, Fighting Children, Weeaboo Clover, Life Is Strange, Two Alexs, Totally Spies Underground 3: Judgement Day, Ryback Rules, Normie Was Right

Molly, Ashley and Jules are hung over both from a JackBox stream and an election. Speaking of that the spies meet the president, and more importantly his daughter who looks like Kid Mandy. Also Totally Spies is Officially Good™ now. Topics Discussed include: After Dark Twitter Dating, Illegal Non-Tropical Music, Civ 6, A Little Fucky, Debating Boots, The Cast of Charlie’s Angels 2, Scary Daleks, Bush Nicknames, Alex’s Shirts, What’s That Meme, Whoop Wallpaper, Early Internet Hostage Video, Travel Boy TImeline, Red vs Blue Dog, Elevator Tutorial, Solitary, DD Boots, Nick And Norah’s Presidential Playlist, The Sam Identity

Molly and Ashley are joined by gnarly dude Mitch for a totally bodacious episode that involves surfing and also genocide. We talk about: shitty angels, Rock Band, A Big Announcement (For Us), Fucking Weird Magic Ladies, Johnny Bahamas' Academy, David’s Woke, Third Goldeneye, Shoobies, Totally Spies Series Bible, Starve The Whole Pack, Full Shacka, Surfing While Dying, The Saddest Rollerblader, Two Suns, Whoop Funeral Booth, and we all become obsessed with surfer lingo.

Molly and Ashley watch the mid-2000s hit cartoon about teenage spies that has a large femslash community and an episode dedicated to mind control. No the other one. They’re watching Kim Possible and they might be in for a rude awakening. They talk about: Scooby Doo, Never Heard of Movies, Dr. Monkeyfist, Hand Mask, Team Go, Mom Wants Kids, Swedish Underground, Molly and Ashley Describe A Picture, Shittiest Cheerleader, Abandoned Ron.

Ashley and Molly are joined my Maxie for an episode that includes people stealing other people’s faces. Yes like hit movie Face/Off. We talk about: Blue Apron Mattresses, Wedding Woes, Lifted By The Lord, Swords, Shitty Stomp, Totally Undertale, Molly Has Never Heard The Beatles, Agent Carrot Top, Coming Around On David, Super Villain Shockmaster

Ashley and Molly are joined by Luke for an episode that’s about..., uh....., you know what, don’t sweat what it’s about! Just listen to our goofs and find us irresistible. Topics discussed include: Bad Podcast Schedules, Fun Bucket, Figurative Jerking Of, Literal Jerking Of, Hating Yourself, Penthouse Poor, Totally Reprise Merch, 21 Jump, Molly Learns About Waco, Totally Abridged, A Squirt, Worst Disguises, Hello Fellow Cis Men, Sweat Perfume, Solid Sam, The Most Horrifying Thing In The World, Email Signatures

Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike as we have some fun in the sun as a villain tears holes in the O-zone layer and we deal with more of the forced het romance. We talk about: Kevin Smith, Beating Arcade Games, Sega vs Konomi, Near Drowning, Russian Homestuck, Burly Dudes, The Greatness & Gayness of Sunny Days, Bident, Alex Still Being Pure, Hey Kids, Alex: Cena Mark, Audio Entropy Loot Crates and a very special guest.

Molly and Ashley are joined by our friend Brooks to watch a topical episode about the Olympics. There’s robot bugs, crazy ski flips and someone get swole. Topics include: The Prison of Masculinity, The Greatness of Capitalism, Kevin E. Levin, Allegory of the Spies, Absorbing Davids, Forced Bobsled, Attack Heelies, Gideon’s Bugs, JockCon, Daffodils, Jon Snowboarder, Always A Marathon, The Wrong Gun, Roman Reigns Fan Corner, Pics of Teen Wrestlers

Molly and Ashley hit the big 30 and are joined by new guest Ava for another terrifying episode of Totally Spies where hair sucks youth out. Topics Include: GAME GRLZ, LMTYAPS, Haircuts, The Indestructible Naugahyde, the ending of Her, Over Budget Missions, No Spies In Sweden, Nail File Canon, Hair Harvester, Bad Forgotten Cartoons, Flesh Sleeve, Impossible Arms, Cars the Gathering.

It’s just Molly and Ashley for an episode that still manages to go off the rails. Also mummies and destruction of priceless artifacts. We talk about: Our Gaming Podcast, Aladdin Canon, Estrogen Champagne, Humor Sadism, Con McDonalds, Ian Fleshing: Vampire Hunter, Mummy Fetish, Totally Spies Penicillin,

We talk to our sleepy friend WeedLordVegeta, also known by his Earth name Dan, to talk about spies and to get vored by Molly. Needless to say you are all in for a treat. We discuss: Podcast Contracts, Love Live, Weak-Ass Hurricanes, Gadget Mines, Safe Song, Miss Frizzle Dom, Shield Spies, Frog Murder, Prophesied Futch, Good Good Crime Boys, Hey What’s That Meme? and We Get Into Giant Bomb Head Canons.

Molly, Ashley & Marl have gathered to talk about hit movie franchise Cars. We discuss Lightning McQueen’s arc over the series, get real deep into Mater’s backstory and answer listener questions if Planes is part of the Car-niverse. We also weirdly talk about Totally Spies where we finally see the outside of WHOOP and we all lose it. Topics discussed include: Car Trip Traps, Steven Universe Sadness, Normal Olympics, Illegal Hootananey, Clover’s Law, Lack of Gadgets, Trash Turkey, Dock Wordplay, Empty WHOOP, Movie Theatre BTS, Popcorn Bomb Suicide, Bottled Water Rapper

Molly and Ashley are joined for Maxie as we hit the last episode of season one. God, we did twenty six episodes. It’s a two parter but you can barely tell from watching it. Topics discussed include: Season 1 Memories, Two Day Podcast, Totally Backstory, Cummer Limousine, Door Faces, Dark Sam, Dee Bradley Baker’s IMDB page, Maxie makes a Homestuck reference, Ashley comes out as a joke thief, Spy Memories

Molly and Ashley are joined by Raz for a podcast where we brace the bitter cold of ice puns to try to find some good goofs. Also the world ends and millions die, but whatever. We talk about: religious Totally Spies watching, bird parents, playing Clover’s advocate, Smooth Jazz Jerry, Acronym Budget, Totally Spies pairings, Proto-Uggs, Otis Whoopmier, Science Corner, WHOOP Lanterns, Mysterious Letter G, Dr Strange’s Child Bride and Totally Spies Go

Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike for an episode that explores the ancient magic of making mummies fly. This episode we discuss MAGIC: The Gathering, Magicians, Pokemon Go, Peak Clover, Master Thief Linus, Luxury Milk, The Worst Burn Notice, Gregr, “Ms. Spirit Fingers”, Teen Spy Sadness, Chekov’s Mess,

Ashley and Molly are joined by our all around friend Luke for an episode we’ve already seen and talked about, so instead we decide to just take the chance to talk about bullshit for 2.5 hours. Topics discussed includes: Molly’s Weakness For Tests, Movies We’ve Seen, Homestuck Cyber-Bullying, The Pride of Not Watching, Ivory Tower Highschool, Band of Boys, Gritty Totally Spies, “In Case of History Teacher”, DBZ Villains, Recess Games, Immortal Journal, Dead Ashleys and Molly makes a joke about Jonestown without knowing what that was.

G’DAY ASHEY AND MOZZA ARE JOINED BY A RIGHT SHEILA NAMED JULES AS WE GO DOWN UNDER. CRIKEY. OTHER STEREOTYPES. We talk about: Morning Show Intros, Toku Boys, Huge Malls, Future Vagina, The Plot To Twitter, Shitty Anarchism, Molly Finally Seeing A Movie, Australian Capitals, Accidental Juggalo Car Rides and getting real about racism.

Molly and Ashley are back! Even though they never really left. Anyway we’re joined by Sean for a episode of Totally Spies that we’re comfortable calling the horniest yet. We talk about: Body Pillow ASMR, DJ Ashley, Lobster Mobster, Helpful Moisturizer, Tiny Dynamite, The Feeder and yes, more about hit webcomic Homestuck.

Ashley and Molly are joined by special guest Maxie to discuss all the latest news out of E3. With five new systems, including the Sega Saturn 2, we have so much to talk about! We still get into a way long tangent about a kids show though :(. Topics discussed include:  Panty Bins, Jerry Apologists, The Hypocrisy of Clover, SJW Villains, Silver Jumpsuits and Alex’s Love of Vocaloids.

Molly and Ashley are joined by Kevin for an episode where, despite all we said, we love Clover. Truly the end has come and all shall be burnt to ash. Topics discussed include: Puffing Daffodils, Crying To Hamilton, Superfriends, Detained By Her Butt, Bad CSI, Alex The Magician, The Most Dangerous Thief and DnD stories.

Note: In this episode we have a extended talk about abusive relationships and how they are portrayed.

Ashley and Molly are joined by our good friend Dan and we talk about an episode that includes another spy team and a guy named Edison and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We discuss: Let Me Tell You About Spying, Dam Physics, Jerry Being The Zodiac Killer, This Episode Just Being Goldeneye, SILFs, and an honest discussion about fetishes and consent.

Ashley and Molly are joined by Kay to look at an episode that reveals that Sam is in fact the worst. Also there’s robot cheerleaders and Molly tries desperately not to have a Homestuck podcast. We discuss: Hit Podcast Talkin’ About Luke, The Tragedy of Mandy, Sad Hospital, Anime Convention Lobbys, How Much Wrestling Sucks, Doppelgängers and the eternal question “Are you good?”

Ashley and Molly are joined by their friend Jules who is being kept in a podcasting bunker deep beneath Australia to discuss an episode that hits one of the hosts strike zones. Topics discussed include: Our individual addictions, the Coaster at the Great Wall, Being The Catalyst, Centaur Skirts, Jerkin It To Your Own Supply, Failed Sitcom “Boat Burst In”, and a lot of Tokusatsu.

Molly and Ashley are joined by Totally Reprise MVP Hugh for an episode that is all about getting your corn inspected. Topics discussed include: Totally Spies Deep Web, WHOOP Preppers, GOOPER, Burger Boy and Clover murdering someone.

Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike, Luke, and a folder full of porn for a total mess of an episode. Topics discussed include: Communal Jerking, Travel Boy, Porn Puns, Alex Being The Worst At Places and Totally Toys.

Ashley and Molly are joined by Kevin for an episode that explores the family friendly theme of illegal arms trading. Topics discussed include: Finn Balor being the worst, Drake getting feeling in his genitals, Edu-tainment games, geography, hit sitcom “Two Gay Lions” and little about the actual episode we watched.

Molly and Ashley are joined by Dustin for an episode that truly investigates the war between freckle jocks and domme nerds. Topics discussed include: Theme Parks, pissing the loop, Spaghetti Kisses, racial insensitivity, and the terrors of tripping the rift.

After being rocked by the Great Goof Loss of 2016 Ashley, Molly and guest Maxie try to pick up the pieces by looking at an episode that allows Molly and Ashley to indulge in their wrestling tendencies. Topics discussed include: Martin Mystery, Biker thirst, the absence of cows, Ruins Zone, missing legs, Nick Game Shows and the sport of rock throwing.

Molly an Ashley are joined by Luke again for an episode involving stolen teeth. Topics discussed include: Movie Beef, A School of Models, Helmét, and Smoothie Spies.

Molly and Ashley are joined by Alex who’s here to talk about Stardew Valley and an episode that has a disturbing amount of body horror. Topics discussed include: Kid’s cartoons, canon lesbians, shame jumping, a Totally Spies fan site and trans representation in webcomics.

Ashley and Molly are joined by Hugh for an episode where the spies have been framed and have to do some honest to god spying. Topics discussed include: Joel Schumacher westerns, WHOOP’s gender disparity, Ants in The Cog, Amped 3 and the fact that no one has seen Blade Runner.

Molly and Ashley are joined by Bob for another episode where Sam gets her intelligence reduced. They discuss: The Matrix DVD, Yearbook Photos, Bob losing his mind and Ashley finally turns the podcast into being entirely about lesbian subtext.

Molly and Ashley are joined by Zack for an episode which makes us all very uncomfortable. Sam is acting like a child and it's both wonderfully cute and horribly disturbing. Ashley tells a story of her getting burgers and fries, Molly starts a Hamilton podcast, we think of all the other shows we could be watching and we realize we are all horrible monsters.

Ashley and Molly are joined by Dustin in a never ending time loop where they are forced to watch episode 4 of Totally Spies again and again. Well twice but with an episode like this that's enough. In the thankless void they discuss Halloween, carny wrestler slang, the politics of medieval Europe and try to answer the eternal question "Just who is the dumb one?"

Ashley and Molly are joined by Mike of Teenagers With Attitude to discuss a relaxing episode about the spies on vacation. Except not really. Instead they discuss: Whoop Travel Agents, improper hula dancing, Henchmen LARPing and the phrase "gotta get that boy, gotta get that butt."

This time Molly and Ashley are joined by their friend Luke for quite the episode. They discuss being into goats, step-daddy doms, mirrored walls and slowly come to the horrifying realization that WHOOP is probably run by the Illuminati.