We arrive at Cars 3, the distant finale. Lightning McQueen is old (so we’re told) and he needs to deal with upcoming rookies. Does he do this by connecting with a young wannabe racer, or confronting the hotshot rookie that is much like him? Nope! Just gotta go to an even older guy to learn to respect the past. Zoe joins us as we talk about: Sad Life Is A Highway, Magic The Godzilla, Honeybee Inn, Criterion, Roni Test, Mass Effect. Newman’s Own, Rookies, The Crash, Naked McQueen, Sally Sucks, The Villain Sucks, CarZW, Racer Privilege, Car Color Barrier, Molly Evaporates, Our Movie Pitches, Alternate Endings, Exclusive Gay Moment, Dead Guy Cosplay,

Planes: Fire and Rescue is a real forgotten movie, but we still dig into it with all our might. We talk about: FF7 Cloud’s Migraine, GTA 4, Planes Sniper Elite, Parts Aren’t Made, Helicopter Native, Model Birds, Stalker GF, Car Vampire, Howard the Truck. The Roomba Issue, Good Last ¼, We Get Mad At The End, Crying At Movies, Car Egg,

We’re talking about Planes! This movie is fucking horrible, racist, and has TWO romantic plot lines. Anyway it’s the best one of these yet. We talk about: Luke Doesn’t Have Roni, Our Walmart Heroes, FF7 UnMake, Alita: Dog Blood, Stalk Market, John Cena Was Erased, Duck Tales, SOMA & Swapper, Molly Hates Brad Garrett, Plane War, ESPN Snuff Films, Forklift Strike, Cats Don’t Hands, Fucky Statue Of Liberty, Plane Ass, Fucking Planes, Split Personality Car, Weighted Training Dick, New Ass, Car Get iPad, What Are Bikes, Ashley Spoils Planes 2, Gay Cop Planes, Airport Ettiquete, JJ The Jet Plane,

We all watched Cars and that was a huge mistake! It’s a frustrating movie that despite a few gags is infuriating in it’s worldbuilding and terrifying in it’s “good ol days” propaganda. We talk about: Crossing Animals, Good Job, SNES Games, Let Luke Cook, Ashley Explains Herself, Pixar History, Lightning McQueen’s Advanced Tongue Tech, Flash Your Hi Beams, Car Mattress, Abolish Impound Lots, Horny Cars, Door Locks, Car Tramp Stamp, Tractors Are Animals, You’re One Of The Good Ones, Cars Buttchug, Trad Wife, Pass Fash, Trunk Play,