No Country For Old Men is a slow, agonizing and anxiety inducing film. We hope this podcast about it isn’t the same! We talk about: Fantasy Life, Trap, H. Jon Benjamin, Fake Documentary Q, Kingdom Hearts 2 Is Over, Lvl 30 Life, Under Night In-Birth II [Sys:Celes], Cormac McCarthy Books, Our High Level Thoughts, Haircut, Trackers, Fucking Up, The Gas Station, Sip Of Milk, Tents and Shotguns, Woody’s Dad, Shoot-Out, Fixing Up, Woody’s Gone, Does Bell Suck?, SNL Grandma, Ashley’s Smart, Cat Dad, Book Changes, Copaganda, Ashley Was Part Of A Drug Deal, Pig In The City,

It’s the end of the rails for us with Bacanno, a series that is both fun and way too confusing for its own good. The most important thing though is that Isaac and Miria are good. We talk about: Hand Bones, Splinter Cell, Jurassic Park 3, Netrunner Banned, Kingdom Hearts 2.5, Up, Blue Prince, Is Chane A Freak, Homunculus Problems, We Talk A Lot About Immortal Healing, Did The Train Matter, Child Gift, Dallas Sunk, Anime Merch, Ghost vs Digital, Cancelled Shows,

Rachel, the train crawling reporter, intervenes and helps a few of our captured friends. Meanwhile, Slizard pays Maiza a visit and takes up arms against his friend. We talk about: KOTOR Sith, AuCo vs Oko, Blue Prince (19:56-30:00), Sexy Vampire, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Nick & Nice, Eye Bomb, Main Character Problems, Bad Vibe Kids, Flamethrower, We Freak Out About Stuff, Sexy Dolphin, Whats Next,

Szilard confronts Maiza and the duel on the train continues as we’re reaching the ending of Baccano. We talk about: Jurassic World Evolution 2, Clair Obscur, MGS5, Louis Theroux,  Clusterfuck, KH1 Has Destroyed Ashley, MMOLB, Baseball Names, Blue Prince,  Firo Is Not The Main Character, We Can’t Pronounce Szilard, Too Dumb, Is Crystal The Rail Tracer, Splot’d, Immortal Torture Strats,

Some weird Frenchies take center stage, Ladd fights ON a train, and Issac and Mirai accidentally do something. We talk about: Immortal In Prison, Total Warhammer 3, Floral Art, Netrunner IRL, KH 1 Is Bad, Saints Row, Cyberpunk, Blue Prince, Creepy Kid, Pocket Sand, Scissor Cutter, First Kiss, Shotgun Parry, Issac Gets Shot, Clair Obscur, FF16

We focus on our two small beans who can do a little wrong as a treat. Even if that wrong is kind of racist. We talk about: Grand Budapest, Willem Defriend, Metroid Prime, Doom, Mantracks, Severance, Netrunner Decks, Atomfall, Death Stranding, Jesus’s Highway, BASEBALL, Luke Fixs Sports, We Love These Goofballs, Forgot A Gift, Luke And Ashley Defend Racist Jokes, Romance Of The Three Kingdoms, Crime Costumes, Movie Nonsense, Reverse Breakfast, Pokemon 

Bacanno goes all the way back to the crossing of the Atlantic. Some familiar faces call a new friend, drinks some liquids and eat some dudes. We talk about: Luke Watched The Wrong Ep, Wes Anderson Movies, Somnium Files, My Time At Sandrock, Luke Gives Into Jinteki, Gail Kim, Magic Knight Rayearth, Jesus Shows You The Way To The Highway, Anime Girl Connoisseur, Obra Dinn Coded, Femboy Ship, Schloop Vs Schlorped, Box Head, Immortal Juicebox, Romantic Ships, Transport Ships, 

Jacuzzi Splot is a man who lil blorbo’d his way to the top. A man also fires a gun indoors which is a bad idea. We talk about: MONSTER HUNTER, IDW Transformers, Micky 17, Netrunner Sadness, First Contact, Childcatcher, Toni vs Mariah, Plasmids Are Spells, Gun Crush, Blorbo Crime Boss, Schlorped - Verb, Someone Got Shot, Train Crawler, Rail Tracer Real??????

We fully meet Ladd Russo as he punches one guy a lot. We talk about: Avowed, Battle Angel, Hundreds of Beavers, Hadestown, Monster Hunters, Star Trek Generations, Gamera, Molly: Rivals, New PC, Baseball Stadiums, Isaac & Miria Are Perfect, Combo Trapped, Hats, Animal House Gag, Weird Old Men, The Youth, Rail Tracer Real????, Secret Basement, Bad Lessons, Hats On Hats,

This episode has what many people consider a plot! Everyone is getting on this train that is 100% not cursed. Don’t worry about how we know that all these dudes are gonna get thrown off it. We talk about: Molly Spoils Murder on the Orient Express, Civ 7, Iris Did Pompeii, Pleasantville, Luke Plays Minecraft, Sleeper Citizen 2 Spiral, Dracula 1972, Zoo, Minecraft Boats,Dragonsweeper, Subs Vs Dubs, Isaac & Miria, 1 Second From Retirement, Tavros Energy, All You Can Eat Chinese, Yung Conductor, A Movie Cut, Ghost Stories,

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Part 1 of the Stormlight Archive. Day 10 supposedly wraps up everything from this book and the previous ones we read. Does it? And how do we feel about it? We talk about: Luke Is Smart Again, Moreframe, Golden Idol, Netrunner, Pursuit of Happyness, Jupiter Ascending, Severance, Bazaar, Cobblemon, Not An End, Dalinar Spirit Bomb, Luke’s Champion, Oaths Are BS, Retribution, Cultivation Takes An L, Dalinar Is Claimed, What To Cut, Flashback Rankings, The Thief King, Formless Trouble, Ba-Ado-Mishram, The Kairi Zone, Are We Too Negative, Fifth Ideal, Sad Power, Kaladin The Herald, Ashley Asks Mormon Questions, Fav Books, Important Words, Pokemon Roshar, Next Series, New Host,

Days 5 and 6 bring us closer than ever to the end. Adolin realizes he’s might be fucked but makes friends. Dalinar and Navani are closer to learning deep dark truths. Shallan is fujoing out as we learn gay love might save the world. Kaladin once again reveals himself to be the dumbest motherfucker on Roshar. We talk about: Lorelai, Sea of Stars, No Country For Old Men, Lukes’ Night Time Nightmare, NJPW Dynasty, Mistborn, Phantasy Star Online, Marvel Rivals, Is Venli A Character Yet?, Cool Chasm Fiends, Brandon Elden Ring, 2 Bond 2 Smithing, Dalinar Steals, Renarin Reads The Script, Inception, Talm Rocks, Nael Gotta Go, Szeth’s Dad Is Fucking, The Empire Cracks, Ba Ado Mishram Fujos Out, Return to Prelude, Would Immortality, GUN, Odium Is So Evil,

Days 3 and 4 keep all the plates spinning as we travel deep into history, deep into Shinovar and deep into battle. There’s also a ton of pre-Stormlight talk on this extra size episode. We talk about: Warrior Thoughts, Skald, Veilguard, Lorelai, Wick 2, Sonic 3, Golden Idol, Santa Movies, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, The Apartment, Outlaws, Caves of Qud, Fidget Spren, Mistborn, Boy Slut, Bodega Chull, Shinovar Game, Molly Is Dead, Foretold Fuck Up, The Collector, Planet Timeshare, Moash Smith, Old People Fucking, Horny Sci Fi/Fantasy, Shallan: Gay Shipper, Shallan Slowburn vs Lift Smut, Yanagawn Needs A Friend, Adolin Is Sadly His Dad, Sigzil Gets A Chapter, Therapy Starters, Skybreakers Are Assholes, Spren Voice, Dance Fucking, Bead Battle, Moash Is Having A Bad Time,

It’s a new book! And I mean that for everyone on the podcast. We talk about the just published Winds And Truth and go through the first two days of the end of the world. We talk about: New Curse Word, WoW Cataclysm, Bazaar, Eidolon 2, MGS3, Omastar, John Wick, Stealth Games, Molly’s New Character, This Book Is Big, We Needed To Kill Gavilar, The Part Five Of Books, This Stormlight Loud As Fuck, A Hard U Turn, Queer Spren, Flying Horse, Radiant Is Real, Molly Runs Out of Track, Losing Go To A Dog, Tower-Mode, Hot Shower, Dalinar Might Get Honor, Jasna Holy Fuck, Fujoshi Lift, Sting Operation, Big Explosion, Lil Szeth,

We finish Rhythm of War and Luke was so fucking right you guys. All the stuff at the tower happens and we’re wondering why people think nothing happens in this book, although some are less high on the things that happen. We talk about: Being Current, WoW Classic, How They Gacha, MGS3, Movie Musicals, Hitman, The Bazaar, Fruit Metaphors, Jasna & Wit, Rayse, Physical Spren, Descriptive Text, Venli Is Nothing, Moash Isn’t Owned, Shash Glyph, Toxic Yuri Ending, WoT Shallan Stuff, The Defeated, Last Of Eshonai, Wit Magic, Predictions,

We wrap up the Shadesmar plots and while Adolin’s plot is pretty dang good the Shallan one falls flat. Meanwhile Kalading hears about dogs and Venli does nothing. We Talk About: Mouthwashing, Arcane, Make That Bread, Vitamin D, Die Hard, Molly Hates Baseball, Hi-Fi Rush, Shin Godzilla, Elshonai, The Trial, Formless Is Here And Gone, Ashley Gets Ws, Maya Steps Up, Wit’s Spren, Gem Music, Dabbid Stuff Is Also Bad, You Will Be Warm Again, Lil Kid, 

It’s part three of Rhythm of War and we denied Adolin’s court adventures. We do get a lot of Navani and Kaladin trying their best to save the tower and doing really badly. We talk about: Tall RPG Ladies, Sushi, Meryl MGS, HoloCure. Rango, Stuff Happens, The Flashbacks Are Bad, Oaths Upon Oaths, More Rude To Lift, A Man Murdered Twice, GF Leshwi, Dabbid Is Important, 2nd Listener, Sad Moms, Power Glove, Jasna Does War Crimes, The Sibling Needs A VPN, Ride The Storm, Chiri Chiri’s First Word, Sticky Business,

It’s the end of Oatbringer but it sure ain’t the end of oaths. Everything from armies to worlds collide in the big finale of the book. We talk about: Botany Manor, HxH, Dark City, Metaphor, Ufo 50, Ashley’s October Films Part 1, Even More Satisfactory, DALINAR KHOLIN THO, Cultivation, Storm Physics, Oaths, Renarin’s Big Secret, Szeth’s Ideal, Thrill Army, Exclusively Gay Characters, Amaram Gets An Evil Pill, Shallan’s Army, Adolin’s Sword OOMFie, The Breaking Of The Throuple, Fast, Real Life Parallels, Moash Kills A God, Queen, Hoid Gets Beat, 

All of us are in spooky Shadesmar trying to survive with all these beads and Fused. Meanwhile Dalinar is recovering from all the shit he remembered and I’m sure that’s gonna go GREAT for him. I’m sure no plotting Aladdin Sultan mother fuckers aren’t plotting his downfall under his nose. We talk about: 1000XResist, Spaceman, New Zelda, Alien Nation, Satisfactory’s Evil Swamp, Dalinar Drinks A Lot Of Wine, Jasna At 3x Speed, What’s Navani’s Deal, Hoid Tattoo, The Thrill Returns, Summon A Cloud, Taravangian Is Old As Shit, Dalinar And Venli Talk, Future Stuff, Ancient Aliens, Gay Lil Sword, Szeth Goes To Summer Camp, Luke Reads A Spoiler, We Need A Threesome, Spren’s True Forms, Kaladin Sees A Spoiler, Dead Eyes, Honor Boat, Stone Heist, Teft Fucks Up,

WOW. Molly wasn’t lying when she said a lot of things happened in this section of the book. Thankfully it’s all fine and good and no one is dying and no one is mentally broken. We talk about: Ridley Scott, Moria, Astro Boy, Fran Von Karma, Stitch, Satisfactory, Unsolved Yeti, We Love Adolin, Dalinar vs Shallan, Darth Odium The Wise, Veil Is From The Streets, Method, The Revel, Spren Dying, Gaslight Weaving, Only Knows War, Stole His Lunch, Don’t Care For Renarin, The Rift, Molly Loves Wife Killers, Laundry, The Hog, Think I Fucked Up, Gave God Anxiety,