A magician kills his owner over the knowledge of his dark secret, and BOY is it dark. That aside this is a banger as Jack Cassidy shows us why he’s talked about. We talk about: Luke Hates FF7R, This Dude Is A Nazi, Magic Tricks, New Coat, Jack Cassidy Loves The Mob, Handcuffs, Weird Daughter Stuff, Many Copies, Magic Shows, Jack v Jack v Jack,
Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 5: Now You See Him…
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Columbo once again goes abroad, this time to Mexico. He’s greeted by murder by bull and tons of famous Mexican actors we don’t recognize. We talk about: Luke Is Somehow Still Playing FF7R, Fallout, Stardew Valley, Is There Any Sauce, The In Law, Ashley’s Pitch, The Motive, Super Train, We Fight Animals, Columbo At EVO
Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 4: Matter of Honor
We are back and WE ARE BACK. Patrick McGoohan kills Leslie Neilsen, and Columbo has never been cooler/hornier. We watch two men fall in love all over again. We also talk about: Luke Got Married, Ashley Tells A Vomit Story (description part is at 21:20 to 27:00. Molly The Driver, Long Games, 360 Mini, Spy Stuff, Muggers Alley, Edging Us On The Content, Columbo Fights The CIA, Train Stuff, Mah Jong, MCUCM,
Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 3: Identity Crisis
Read MoreColumbo is solving a murder at a fake middle eastern countries legation, and of course this film features mainly white people. Uh oh! Despite that we find a lot to like in this ep somehow. We talk about: FF7 Rebirth, Pacific Drive, Columbo Tow Maters It, We Are Confused, Horny Jokes, We Make It Better, The Fuzz, French Cuisine, Rock Hard Case, Plane Trickery,
Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 2: A Case of Immunity
Read MoreAn aging star kills her husband to get the financing for her revival. Columbo gets starstruck and dresses up in a nice suit while we get in deep on how the ending of this episode makes us feel. We talk about: TV Movies, Social Network, Last Epoch, Janet Leigh, We Get Right To The Ending, Catsuit, Late Night Shows, The Sexist Switch, Dog Treats, Why The Ending Bugs Us, Luke Kills Molly, Musicals, Surprise Wrestle Talk
Read MoreA hypnotist kills the guy he’s cucking and then tries to hypnotize himself out of it. I guess when all you have is a hammer you gotta brainwash that nail. Anyway, this got away from me. We talk about: Luke’s Completion Guide, Persona 3 Spoilers from 0:06:13 to 0:08:36, Spider-Verse, Molly Goes No Armor, Real Horny, Telling Lies, French Cars, Murder Solving Party, Hypno Suicide, Blind Bookends
Episode Watched: S4 E6: A Deadly State of Mind
Read MoreIt’s a high tech and shorter episode. Does that solve some of the issues we’ve been having? No! We talk about: Persona, Sleep, Tenet, Sessions, Ring Cams, Live In Servants, Wheelchair, Columbo’s Cold, Clown Doll, Enhance, No Anger, Dr Evil, Cars,
Episode Watched: S4E5 - Playback
Read MoreIt’s smooth sailing this week as Columbo goes on a cruise and gets to solve a fun lil murder for his vacation. We talk about: Nolan Movies, Mustafa Ali, 360 Games, British Cop, Super Mario Casting, Doing Drugs, Einstein, Columbo Speedruns, Plane vs Boat, Trips
Episode Watched: S4E4 - Troubled Waters
Read MoreIt’s the return of the mack, the McGhoohan that is! Columbo spends the week at a military boarding school after a grisly accident that might just be murder. We talk about: Luke Lives A Skit, Spotlight, Cody, Relink, MRI, Military School, Explosion, Columbo Scours The Grounds, Square Meal, Slap That Ass, Skip Town, Weird Accent
Episode Watched: S4 Ep3 - By Dawn’s Early Light
Read MoreThe show is good again!!! Dick Van Dyke is a photographer who kills his awful wife but is also awful himself. It’s a familiar tune but this one is a pretty great version. We talk about: Prince of Persia, West Side Story, Wild At Heart, Real Life Lucille Bluth, Nice Crime Man, Columbo’s Junk Car, Tabletop Surgery, Nun Fun, Dog Pin Up, Funeral Photography, Re-Used Sets, Seatbelts, Junkyard Wars,
Episode Watched: Season 4, Ep 2 - Negative Reaction
Read MoreWell, it’s a real stinker of an ep to start off season 4. A fitness guru kills one of his franchisers who has realized he’s doing some dodgy financing. This mystery mostly centers around shoes. We talk about: Death Stranding, Prince of Persia, Wonka, Shin Ultraman, GDT’s Pinocchio, Luke Sells Us On Tenet, The Fugitive, Molly Explains Basketball, Milo, Repeated Plots, Lower The Boom, The Longest Google Search, Homestuck It Follows, Barbie
Episode Watched: S4 Ep 1 An Exercise in Futility
Read MoreIt’s the season finale of Columbo as he faces the true evil, the police force! The commissioner kills his own wife and blames a small-time crook. Stupidly though he puts his best little elf on the case. We talk about: Editing Woes, Hitman, Blade Runner, Basketball, The Devil, Pillow Nightgown, Bar Ownership, Columbo’s Car Problem, Columbo Coulda Solved Gone Girl, Big Acting, Sunglasses, Shitty Apartment, Worst Bathrooms, Molly Would Win,
Episode Watched: S3 E8 A Friend In Deed
Read MoreWe return to Columbo proper after not recording an ep with our little elf for months. Ashley watched it right before recording, Luke hasn’t watched it since before the strike and Molly has had to see the light twice. Johnny Cash guest stars as a gospel singer who kills his wife and mistress in one plane crash. We talk about: Guilty Gear, Boy and Heron, Ashley Went To Canada, Jaws Slash, MGS3, This Song Sucks, Johnny Cash, Columbo Hates Flying, Funeral Guy, Weird Food Jokes, Same War, Parachute, Rental Keys, Musician Murderers, Small Planes,
Episode Watched: S3 E7 Swan Song
Read MoreColumbo gets ankle deep in a think tank where boy geniuses, robots and MURDER are on display. We talk about: Decks, DCEU, El Santo, Molly Had A Time, Alien$, Older Vin Diesel, Robby The Robot, Columbo Cliches, Pipe Rack, Short King Solidarity, Japanese Business Men, Lame Ending, Cigars, My Mother The Car, We Plan The Next Series, RD2D Is Too Cool For Us, Toy Commercial
Episode Watched: S3 E6 Mind Over Matter
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Just a little note about our current plans for the show after SAG-AFTRA has asked rewatch podcasts to cease production during the strike. We fully support them and will stop our silly lil podcast until their demands are met.
An explosion pervert kills a porn author on the behalf of a familiar looking publisher. Also Columbo shops around his book idea. We talk about: Too Damn Hot, Asteroid City, Blues Brothers, Bowl of Fire, Drunken Alibi, Old VW Bus, Dictation, Luke’s Lip, Glove Compartment, Caught With Porn, Worst Webcomic, 9 Easy Steps, Sex Monstary, Expensive Chili, Lesbian Books, Social Media Sites,
Read MoreAn advertising wiz kills one of his clients after a failed blackmail attempt. Unfortunately for him a small man has read all his books. We talk about: Street Fighter, Paul Williams, Diablo, Name Confusion, Advertising, Dummies All Around, Subliminal Advertising, Caviar, Projection, Supermarket Sweep, Casual Blackmail, Reason For A Law, The Columbo Players, Eggs,
Read MoreWe get into the dirty world of politics as Columbo is investigating what looks like a case of mistaken identity but is actually political murder. We talk about: Street Fighter, Apes (Beneath The Planet of The Apes Spoilers 11:43-13:02), Diablo, Nintendo Stuff, Mistress, Mafia Dentist, Diagrams, Layered, A Sweater, Car Cops, Columbo’s Fit, Bullet In The Handkerchief, We Get Into Legal Implications, Candidates,
Read MoreIt’s one of the most famous episodes of Columbo as we breathe deep the fragrance and swish around in our mouth this episode. We talk about: Iris Is Here, Parts In Movies, House On Haunted Hill, Lies Of Todd, People Call This Guy Sympathetic, Wine Weirdness, Molly Is Different, Change For A Quarter, Can’t Whistle, Cask of Amontillado’d, Wine Freakout, One Last Drink, Italian Names,
Read MoreIt’s all about beauty on this episode of Columbo as he goes head first into the world of makeup. Apparently this ain’t all grease paint. We talk about: Zelda, In The Line Of Duty, Justified, DBZ Check In, Weirdo Opening, David Lang, The Tingler, Catwoman, Maid Restaurant, Tired Kin, Fake Hand, $10 Raise, Anne Ramsey, 70s Feminism, Poison Ivy,
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