Jade wakes up for the first time since losing her dream self, filled with self-doubt, dread, and anger for the first time in her life. She's done her best to help her friends, but has she really succeeded? Rose seems to be succumbing to something dark and strange, the game seems completely unwinnable, and Karkat will never stop telling her that she's the reason everyone is doomed. What if he's right?
Earth-C Episode 27: Let Me Tell You About Blue Bloods
We meet Vriska and answer some messages while Equius is...well, Equius.
Read MoreEarth-C Episode 26: Let Me Tell You About Self Prototyping
Sollux changes his mind about playing Sgrub and has an unfortunate mind honey-fueled incident. Kanaya confronts Aradia. Nepeta gives Tavros some bad news, and we learn about the Team Charge Incident. Also, Aradia prototypes herself?!?
Read MoreEarth-C Episode 25: Let Me Tell You About FIDUSPAWN
Tavros plays some card games with Tinkerbull. Terezi meets her lusus for just a moment. Kanaya is living in a familiar land. Vriska trolls Tavros, Karkat continues showing off his leadership skills, and we learn of a Demon who is Already Here.
Read MoreEpisode 33: Let Me Tell You About the Old Gods
As Rose continues to tear the game apart, the shadowy figures orchestrating it begin to show themselves. What is the Green Sun? What are these voices Rose is hearing? What happens when a dead dreamer dreams? WHY IS THE GREEN SUN IN THE ICP MIRACLES MUSIC VIDEO.
Alpha Episode 54: Tell Me Your Final Thoughts
It's all over! There currently is no more Homestuck to get told about. Instead we look back at the comic as a whole. What are our favorite parts and characters? What parts do we think should have been cut and what characters we would do better without? What's our ships????!!!! All these answers are told in the very tired finale of LMTYAHS Alpha!
Read MoreEarth-C Episode 24: Let Me Tell You About Tales of Doom
Karkat usurps leadership from Terezi who...doesn't really care. Sollux creates a game. Aradia causes some destruction for...some reason.
Read MoreEpisode 32: Let Me Tell You About the Troll Meteor
Karkat chews out Dave and John for flirting with the Scourge Sisters, before flashing back to the seemingly endless troll drama that flooded his life when he first awoke on Prospit. Karkat recognizes the demon, Sollux and Feferi are getting more familiar, Vriska has a new celebrity crush, and Gamzee is now an innkeeper for some reason.
Alpha Episode 53: Let Me Tell You About The End
Spades Slick is about to get his revenge. Jade has fun with Davepeta. John has one more revelation. Dave asks one last question. Combatants collide. Act 7 starts. The End Arrives
Read MoreEarth-C Episode 23: Let Me Tell You About Trolls
Alternia is a planet far away from our own, and actually, Earth doesn't exist yet. Let's get introduced to Karkat, Gamzee, and Terezi! We didn't want to read anything about the Kids for a while, right?
Read MoreAlpha Episode 52: Let Me Tell You About Sprites Squared
Vriska get debriefed on what happened in the dream world. Tavros actually does something. Jasprose goes on a date until Davesprite fucks it up like a piece of shit. Dave and Dirk talk about each others past and telling friends things. Jane learns about star stuff. John gives one last big speech. Terezei remembers.
Earth-C Episode 22: Let Me Tell You About Falling Moons
John gets more information.. Dave confronts his own mortality and makes a new friend. Jade saves a brother. Rose is busy.
The Reckoning begins.
A Villein becomes a Vagabond.
A Mistress becomes a Medicant.
A Regulator becomes a Renegade.
A Queen becomes a Questant.
Read MoreAlpha Episode 51: Let Me Tell You About Brothers
Roxy and Callie have some alone time as they figure out the mysteries of space, void, spikey balls and being Space Gay. Dave finally opens up about his life with Bro and he and Dirk wade through the murky waters that they find themselves in. Kanaya gets a helping hand from a friend. Vriska tears herself down as a relationship collapses. Jane meets Nana and Jake wonders if this is it. Tavros eats a button.
Read MoreEarth-C Episode 21: Let Me Tell You About Why Babies Shouldn't Be Allowed to Dual Wield Flintlock Pistols
Dave chills with Davesprite. Jules loses it. John gets some answers in the Veil. Jules Loses It. AR discovers some of John's Family History. JULES LOSES IT.
Read MoreEpisode 31: Let Me Tell You About Terezi and Dave
John continues to make preparations with Vriska, when he finally gets an opportunity to catch up with Dave, who's been abusing his newfound time powers to manipulate the stock market. Also, Rose is spiraling toward an ominous future, and Terezi produces an embarrassment of Silver Spoons GIFs.
Alpha Episode 50: Let Me Tell You About Planning
Gather round everyone!!! We've got a final battle to prepare for. Everyone gets their assignment. Calliope meets an other her. Rosesprite gets a big hug. Karkat and Kanaya have a talk. Dave and Dirk finally meet. Vriska has a talk with herself.
Earth-C Episode 20: Let Me Tell You About Alchemizing
Listen. I won't lie to you. This episode is MOSTLY about Rose and Dave doing their Gristmas stuff, so like... I hope you enjoy that.
Read MoreAlpha Episode 49: Let Me Tell You About Family Bonding
It's about to get awkward as families finally meet and get to know each other. Roxy finally meets her mom and her daughter. Two weenies talke to each other. Terezi and Vriska get gay. Dave meets his mommy, wait SHIT. The trolls have shit talk. Dave talks to his computer brother. Two weenies talk about how Batman sucks.
Read MoreEarth-C Episode 19: Let Me Tell You About Waking Up
John enters Rose's home and breaks her stuff. Rose has an eventful nap. Dave obtains a pair of personal journals. AR? fuckin' shreds.
Read MoreAlpha Episode 48: Let Me Tell You About Masterpieces
Caliborn spoils Homestuck for us, the jerk, as he reveals his masterpiece. Vriska checks her timeline of three years on the meteor. Dave and Karkat get close. Vriska has a plan. John and Roxy return to hugs and emotion. Dave lays down the law on toxic masculinity and compulsory heterosexuality. Really. Also Luke is here!