Alpha Episode 46: Let Me Tell You About Game Over

Sometimes people don't like your art no matter how much you improve. Sometimes you mess up and discussions have to be had. Sometimes people you love die. Sometimes you never got to say I love you. Sometimes you have to fix things. Sometimes you make new friends. Sometimes you can fix things. Sometimes you can change destiny. Sometimes you can choose a third option. Sometimes you can go home.

Episode 30: Let Me Tell You About Rose and Kanaya

After making it back to his house, John decides to start checking up on his friends, starting with Rose. Turns out, she's been busy since their last chat way back in Act 4! Mastering her eldritch majyyyyyks, tearing the game apart in search of clues, and most of all, getting to know a certain jade-blooded troll a whole lot better.

Alpha Episode 45: Let Me Tell You About Healing Timelines

We are thrust back into the award winning satire that is Homosuck. We meet the alpha male and his entourage of girls. Pay no attention to the male with blue jammies who appeared out of a flash of light. Back in the session Gamzee reveals that he has stolen the ring for a new villain, but an old favorite. Everything begins to break as we go down a doomed path. Hope is unleashed, witches are crushed, souls are ripped and a conversation about abuse in unfortunately had.

Alpha Episode 44: Let Me Tell You About Web 3.0

We are given the illusion of choice once again, but sadly the glitches have messed even that up. Dave is confronted by Jade who say he must be the one to kill Lord English. When Dave refuses a mayoral threat is made. Kanaya gets very mad at Jane before succumbing to unfathomable bloodlust.  Dave is confronted by Jade who say he must be the one to kill Lord English.  Then John comes in and makes things awkward. Rose and Kanaya try to have a talk and Terezi goes clown hunting.  Dave is confronted by Jade who say he must be the one to kill Lord English.  John is confronted by John who tells him to meet a girl. John meets a girl and tells her about Homestuck

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Alpha Episode 43: Let Me Tell You About Homosuck

Caliborn reveals that he has gone mastered the thing known as the narrative and that he will use this to rip Homestuck a new one. Andrew Hussie provides us a game cart to continue the kid's adventure but not before Caliborn makes it "special." The new session is overtaken by glitches, big animations are skipped, and memories are lost. Dave laughs at his own jokes. Roxy has to make a egg. Jade and Jane are being evil. Karkat demands answers and gets forks. Rose and Terezi get over a hangover. John is missing.

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Alpha Episode 42: Let Me Tell You About The Ultimite Weapon

John continues his pirate adventure as Vriska's crew pulls a mutiny. John realized Vriska is dangerous and that when the opportunity for her to come back to life is in his hand her refuses. Rose is only getting drunker and Kanaya is very disappointed in her. Caliborn starts loving his lepercauns, but not in that way. Spade Slick gets a different gang back together and returns to an apartment with a view. After Hussie tries to stop her Vriska reveals the ultimate weapon. John lends an arm, goes fuzzy and travels the worlds.

Alpha Episode 41: Let Me Tell You About Cherub Fucking

Karkat and Dave (through speaker crab) decide it's finally have an intervention. No not for Rose's alcoholism that is getting worse every day but for Terezi becoming a juggalo. Caliborn is making his way through a series of planets and picking up some green gnomes/leprechauns/Felts along the way. John falls asleep and Davesprite flies away like a piece of lovable shit. John meets up with a roving band of pirates and gets told the story of just how cherubs do it. Terezi wakes up and sees her friends, Karkat relates to teens, Dave finds out about communism.

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Alpha Episode 40: Let Me Tell You About Hangovers

After the kids mess around more in trickster mode Andrew Hussie steps in to put a stop to it and speed up the plot. The kids wake up in their respective moons and start getting real about their problems. Jack gets a little English on him and Betty Crocker is cooking up something. A window is cracked, a dog attacks her friends and capitalism wins.

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Episode 29: Let Me Tell You About Trollin' With Trollian

We've at last made it to Act 5 proper! Karkat immediately makes an ass out of himself talking to John, and then proceeds to make an even bigger ass out of himself trying to convince the other trolls to help him harass the kids. Meanwhile, Vriska's apparently got a few irons in the fire! What's her DEAL?

Alpha Episode 39: Let Me Tell You About Trickster Mode

Roxy has a family reunion that is cut short. Jane walks around her house but is only reminded of her sad life. Roxy escapes from a Derse prison due to a Void Ring. Jake has a pretty gay conversation with Caliborn. Dirk breaks down and AR almost just breaks. A new STRONG sprite is made. Jane has a lick of a sucker and we aren't feeling peachy.