After a 55 episode absence Zach returns for an episode he thought was about Rangers Morphing but is actually just Terminator 2 with the spies. We talk about: Luke Committing A Murder, Hiding As A Coffee Cups, Nightmare Fuckpad, Alex Calls Sam Mom, Ashley Has A Joke, Aquarium In Act 1, Abandoned Wig Factory, Tim Scam Rules, Coach Mandy, She Got Grills, Toffee Condoms. Selective Woohping, Grunt Of The Night, Jerry Is Bruce Lee
Read MoreEpisode 59: We Love You John Popper
We are finally back with an episode of the regular version of this show and we’ve got a whole planet of hunks to look through with help from our guest Sean! Or really more like an island? With robot gladiators? It’s weird. We talk about: The Coolest 12 Year Old, Medabots, Calling Out Neil Gaiman, Bayonetta, Panty Raid, Coppertone Is Creepy, Brute Suit Riot, Magnets Don’t Work, Bad Sushi, Cafeteria Squats, So Vegas, Bad Kennedy Impression, Beams From The Fire Dimension, Clover Hires A Blimp, Harmonica Bandolier, We Love Fallout 4, Magical Girls Captain Planet
Read MoreBonus Episode 3: An Off Week
Molly, Ashley and Luke are all very tired, too tired to watch Totally Spies in fact. So we just took the 20 minutes bullshit at the beginning of the show and expanded it. We know you might be bummed there’s no full show but it was this or nothing! We talk about: FRIENDS, Shower Situation, Ancestor Cheating, Illegal Substances, Half Door, Secondary Home Towns, Zip Lines, Alpha Evangelion, SeSevenEn, Edit Talk, The Future of Let’s Place, Parents Reading Your Porn, Book Fair Tentacle Porn, Clown Fucking,
Read MoreEpisode 58: Carpet Eating
Molly, Luke and Ashley are joined by Mike for an episode that include time travel, young Jerry and the creation of WOOHP. So yeah it’s going to be something. We talk about: The Micro Moment, Sad Dads, Back To The Future Rankings, Hyper Speed Dating, STAR UTI, The WOOHP building, Transforming Car, We Talk Fast & Furious Again, Alex Goes Formal, Front Flip Car, Genetic Dunking, Mandy Voices, Jerry In America, Sam Gets Racist, Roller Derby, Minority Reported Him, Known Jerry Fucker, Lil’ Luke Gives Love Advice
Read MoreEpisode 57: Steampunk Junkrat
Molly, Luke and Ashley join together to thank the people at Marathon for an episode where Mandy becomes a spy and Sam gets mind controlled again. This time it’s by having a coffee pot on her head. Yeah. We talk about: More Nier, Persona, Macro Ten Minutes, La Familia, Mandy Calls Out Totally Spies, Jerry Fails A Spot Check, Beret College Kids, Red Faction, Tracer And Alex, Jerry Takes A Shit, Hotdog With A Fork, The Spies Turn Into Tornadoes, Born a Villain, Mandy Into Sam, Clover’s Head Comes Off, Fetish Shared Universes, Ashley Goes Too Gay, Takes A Village To Grow A Molly
Read MoreEpisode 56: Sam Buys A Dom
It’s just Ashley, Molly and Luke for an episode that takes place among the stars! Yeah, we know, two spaced themed eps this close together. This one has one of the best villains of the series though so it’s all good. We talk about: It’s A Shoot, Horizon, Pussy Game Weird, Nier, MACRO MINUTE, Sam No Pants, Spies In Space, Tetris HQ, Sam Breaks A Meteor, Molly Finds A Big Lady, Totally Tacoma, Celestial Lair, Faster Then A Meteor, Amelia Bedelia: Trickster Spirit, Thirsty For Cucking, We Talked About Fast and Furious Before The Show
Read MoreEpisode 55: The Horny Matrix
Ashley and Molly are joined by Kevin and Luke (kind of because he had to do something at the beginning of the ep and then comes back at the end.) We’re talking about one of the horniest episodes of the series so far so strap in and prepare your Widowmaker mind control helmets. We talk about: Robot Butt Games, Macro Minute, Molly Mad About Magic, Alex Is Dril, All The Spies Are Nerds, Mandy Still Rules, Alex Gets A Kill, We Talk About Wrestling For Fifteen Minutes, Baffling Hologram, Ashley Sings “Part Of Your World” But Horny, We Talk A Lot About The Matrix, Touhou Talk
Read MoreEpisode 54: “This Episode Is A Nightmare”
We’re back to the good stuff on this episode where we decide to go to the circus with our friend Luna, what could go wrong? Well just animal TF and some freak show stuff. We talk about: Let Me Tell You About Giant Women, Fast and/or Furious, Zero Dawn, Nude Sam, Canon Creepy Jerry, Juggalos vs Parrotheads, Messenger Bag Ass, Phantom Slap, Get Dunked On Baby, The Incredibles Is Fucked, Elephant Man, A Good Fight Scene, It Gets Really Gay, Contra Bass, Spinnerette
Read MoreEpisode 53: FLOATING
Ashley, Molly and Luke come into the new world of season 3, aka Totally Spies: Undercover! There’s new voices, new characters, new couch and new home! Also the show isn’t that good and lost a lot of charm, oops. We manage to get through it and talk about: Sleep Stories, Enzo Promos, Zelda Is Still Fucky, Mario Party Sucking, Alex Flies, Bad Penthouse Letter, Ashley calls Gabe Newell, Mandy Still Rules, Ashley Has Spider Problem, Dr Mayor Weird Who, Clover Rides A Rocket Into A Space, Mandy Diddles It, Space Revenge, Sam Reads Ayn Rand
Episode 52: Mayonnaise Sandwich
Ashley, Molly and Luke are joined for too many guests. Well two, which is Mike and Jules. We’re watching the finale of season two and it’s got a very similar plot to the season one finale. We talk about: Robot Wars, GAME GRLZ 1000: WE HORNY AND SAD, RvB, Fuck Over Clover, WHOOP Me Daddy, Johnny English, GAME GRLZ 1105, Blood In The Backseat, Teens In Tightly Colored Catsuits, We Lose It Over Sandwiches, Horny Lazers, Jules Makes Us Sad, Luke Likes Wendys, Alex The Kidnapper, Molly Emoji, Guilt Trip
Episode 51: Trenchcoat Dracula
Ashley and Molly are joined by Marl to talk about toys and an episode that makes no sense. Well more than usual. We talk about: Zelda Games, GAME GRLZ Ep 904,The Best Whooping, Useless Inventions, Nip Toy and Deep Lore, Toy Medic, Stalker Randy, United Countries, Ashley Knows A Lot About 5NAF, We Defend Funko Pops, Double Dere, Back In Action
Read MoreEpisode 50: Grease Trap
Episode 50: Grease Trap
Molly and Ashley are joined by host/guest Luke for an episode about fashion, a subject all of us know nothing about! They talk about: A Whole Lot Of Riverdale, Puzzle Strike, John Cena Switch, Heaven Vats, Kink Jazz, WHOOP Money, Podcast Math, Road Signs, Luke Finishes The Ep On Air, Luke Tells Us About Jojo(actual Jojo spoilers from 1:42-1:48)
Read MoreEpisode 49: Asiago Face
Ashley, Molly and Luke are joined by Maxie for… well. We saw a lot of times that we’ve reached the horniest ep. We may have hit the motherlode today. We talk about: Birthday Wishes, Getting Real About Hypnosis, Tim Scam Boyfriends, Current Events, Start Of Every Bad Fic, Sam Can’t Be Contained, Travel Boy’s Here, Sam’s Day Out, Austin Power Wingman, Naked Massage, The Most Famous Totally Spies Moment, Corruption of Champions
Read MoreEpisode 48: First Person Cucking
Molly, Ashley and Luke are joined by Sean for an episode where Clover gives up on boys! Yeah we buy it just about as much as you do. We talk about: Metal Gears, Sims, Sega Consoles, Fire Emblems, Stan Lee Cameos, Making Boys, Balloon-gram, The Penis Game, She’s Making Bad Choices, Royfriend, Prom Stories, Into Exposition, Canon Foot Thing, MRA Prediction, The Villain Won, Kirby Cafe
Read MoreEpisode 47: Murder Mandy Wrote
Ashley and Molly are joined by Maxie and new host (kinda) Luke! They’re watching an episode that we all agree to be the gayest Totally Spies so far. Also the spies accuse Mandy of murder! They talk about: Archie For 20 Minutes, TSUG After Dark, School Trips, WHOOP Racket, Luke’s Tunes, Bad Daddy Jerry, Return of Gay David, Maxie Makes A Reasonable Statement, A Cute Heterosexual Ship, Face Blind Villain, Hot Spring Episode, Graymon Fucks, Axe Flamethrower
Read MoreEpisode 46: Top Gun Jerry Lewis
Molly and Ashley are joined by Jules for an episode 2/3rds of us were very excited for that leads to all of us getting disappointed. There’s still some half assed body swapping and some wrestling so get excited! We talk about: Horny Disappointment, Fast Food Hubris, Yaoi Quest, Metallica Karaoke, Stealing Library Books, The Longest Con, Vacuum Madness, Molly Is Confused About Jerry Lewis, Coolest Librarian, Gains In Knowledge, Sir Marriott, The Scooby Doo Movie Rules, Casual With The Pres, Secret Kinks
Episode 45: Reverse Clockstoppers
Molly and Ashley are joined by Alex Zandra for an episode where the unthinkable happens. Alex quits! There’s also a new spy and Jerry has a sex dream! We talk about: Convention Nightmare, Burg Talk, Gadget Design, Canadian Spies, The Gremlin, Britney Pets Alex, Ice Cream Footprint, Alex Dies. Pro Level Contacts, Sam Hits An Electric Fence, Reppin’ The Shoes, Stance On Boys, It’s Lit, Queen Sex Dream, League of Heels, VIK, Totally Science, Houston And Samus, Ladykiller In A Bind
Read MoreEpisode 44: Taking the Piss
Molly and Ashley are joined by Fionna and Luke for an episode that involves the best episode of Totally Spies so far. It Includes a gorilla with gun and Clover tries to pee in the street. Yeah, buckle up. We talk about: Anime Ashley, Autocorrect Goofs, Molly Destroys A Child, Luke Looks, Jerry Fucked The WHOOP Chute, Foe Fur, Swimming in Women, Sam Is Stronger Then A Gorilla, Half Human/Half Gorilla, Fionna & The Taco Bell Factory, Can’t Control The Yips, Panda Falls To Capitalism, Giant Birds, Heartbreakers, Drake: The Next Generation
Read MoreEpisode 43.5: Another Clip Show Cometh
Due to a computer exploding in slow motion and scheduling we here at Totally Reprise bring you another clip show! There's some good goofs in here like the origin of "You good", Haunted Neo Vaginas and Ivory Tower Middle Schools. Enjoy!
Read MoreEpisode 43: A Long, Strange Year
Ashley and Molly roll solo to discuss everything that's happened over the last year while accidentally lining it up with a goddamn clip show. Topics discussed include: One year anniversary, Wine Mugs, Fuckin' to Megamind, Titanfall 2, Proper Thieving Attire, Dating a Middle Schooler, ELEVATOR ACTION, the Best Woohping, the Het Montage, Kissing Jerry, and a retrospective on the Best and Worst parts of Totally Reprise.
(Molly had to edit this episode, so if there are any issues, please let her know @yerfriendmolly on twitter!)