The crew are training for space with some questionable tests. Also the Aquarius Horoscope is here and she’s a possible friend!? We talk about: Cat Flavored Mario, Adventure Times, Lincoln, RDR2, Apex Bits, Protect Yuki, Pop Quizzes, Crane Building, Ashley Feels Seen, Football Bot, We Love Gamou, Breaking Ankles, 50 First Dates Spoilers,
Read MoreEpisode 43: A Long, Strange Year
Ashley and Molly roll solo to discuss everything that's happened over the last year while accidentally lining it up with a goddamn clip show. Topics discussed include: One year anniversary, Wine Mugs, Fuckin' to Megamind, Titanfall 2, Proper Thieving Attire, Dating a Middle Schooler, ELEVATOR ACTION, the Best Woohping, the Het Montage, Kissing Jerry, and a retrospective on the Best and Worst parts of Totally Reprise.
(Molly had to edit this episode, so if there are any issues, please let her know @yerfriendmolly on twitter!)
Episode 34: Tum Tum Tattoo
Ashley and Molly are joined my Maxie for an episode that includes people stealing other people’s faces. Yes like hit movie Face/Off. We talk about: Blue Apron Mattresses, Wedding Woes, Lifted By The Lord, Swords, Shitty Stomp, Totally Undertale, Molly Has Never Heard The Beatles, Agent Carrot Top, Coming Around On David, Super Villain Shockmaster
Read MoreTotally Reprise 24: Leonard The Robo Trucker
We’re sorry folks, but Molly and Ashley are joined by Kevin for a real stinker of an episode. We were promised theme parks and all we’ve gotten is Sam getting picked on. Topics discussed include: Abandoned Theme Parks, No Holds Barred, Normies, Burnout Paradise, Smell of Fish, Japanese Jerry, E Honda noises, Epic Mickey sadness.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Suck The Teat of God
Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike for an episode that explores the ancient magic of making mummies fly. This episode we discuss MAGIC: The Gathering, Magicians, Pokemon Go, Peak Clover, Master Thief Linus, Luxury Milk, The Worst Burn Notice, Gregr, “Ms. Spirit Fingers”, Teen Spy Sadness, Chekov’s Mess,
Read MoreEpisode 22: Vampire Helicopter
Ashley and Molly are joined by our all around friend Luke for an episode we’ve already seen and talked about, so instead we decide to just take the chance to talk about bullshit for 2.5 hours. Topics discussed includes: Molly’s Weakness For Tests, Movies We’ve Seen, Homestuck Cyber-Bullying, The Pride of Not Watching, Ivory Tower Highschool, Band of Boys, Gritty Totally Spies, “In Case of History Teacher”, DBZ Villains, Recess Games, Immortal Journal, Dead Ashleys and Molly makes a joke about Jonestown without knowing what that was.
Read MoreEpisode 21: Ashey and the Mozz
G’DAY ASHEY AND MOZZA ARE JOINED BY A RIGHT SHEILA NAMED JULES AS WE GO DOWN UNDER. CRIKEY. OTHER STEREOTYPES. We talk about: Morning Show Intros, Toku Boys, Huge Malls, Future Vagina, The Plot To Twitter, Shitty Anarchism, Molly Finally Seeing A Movie, Australian Capitals, Accidental Juggalo Car Rides and getting real about racism.
Read MoreEpisode 20: Chekov’s Gut
Molly and Ashley are back! Even though they never really left. Anyway we’re joined by Sean for a episode of Totally Spies that we’re comfortable calling the horniest yet. We talk about: Body Pillow ASMR, DJ Ashley, Lobster Mobster, Helpful Moisturizer, Tiny Dynamite, The Feeder and yes, more about hit webcomic Homestuck.
Read MoreEpisode 19: Gamer Girl Episode 215: E3 GRRRLS
Ashley and Molly are joined by special guest Maxie to discuss all the latest news out of E3. With five new systems, including the Sega Saturn 2, we have so much to talk about! We still get into a way long tangent about a kids show though :(. Topics discussed include: Panty Bins, Jerry Apologists, The Hypocrisy of Clover, SJW Villains, Silver Jumpsuits and Alex’s Love of Vocaloids.
Read MoreEpisode 18: President In The Buff
Molly and Ashley are joined by Kevin for an episode where, despite all we said, we love Clover. Truly the end has come and all shall be burnt to ash. Topics discussed include: Puffing Daffodils, Crying To Hamilton, Superfriends, Detained By Her Butt, Bad CSI, Alex The Magician, The Most Dangerous Thief and DnD stories.
Note: In this episode we have a extended talk about abusive relationships and how they are portrayed.
Read MoreEpisode 5: (Almost) The Worst Terminator Reboot
Molly and Ashley are joined by Zack for an episode which makes us all very uncomfortable. Sam is acting like a child and it's both wonderfully cute and horribly disturbing. Ashley tells a story of her getting burgers and fries, Molly starts a Hamilton podcast, we think of all the other shows we could be watching and we realize we are all horrible monsters.
Read MoreEpisode 4: Weekend At Lord Bernies
Ashley and Molly are joined by Dustin in a never ending time loop where they are forced to watch episode 4 of Totally Spies again and again. Well twice but with an episode like this that's enough. In the thankless void they discuss Halloween, carny wrestler slang, the politics of medieval Europe and try to answer the eternal question "Just who is the dumb one?"
Read MoreEpisode 3: Surfer Saiyan
Ashley and Molly are joined by Mike of Teenagers With Attitude to discuss a relaxing episode about the spies on vacation. Except not really. Instead they discuss: Whoop Travel Agents, improper hula dancing, Henchmen LARPing and the phrase "gotta get that boy, gotta get that butt."
Read MoreEpisode 2: Willy Wonka and the Illuminati Factory
This time Molly and Ashley are joined by their friend Luke for quite the episode. They discuss being into goats, step-daddy doms, mirrored walls and slowly come to the horrifying realization that WHOOP is probably run by the Illuminati.
Read MoreEpisode 1: Anarchist Ricky Martin
Molly and Ashley jump straight into this reckless endeavor in an adventure that doesn't seem important enough for an all powerful spy organization. Even so they still find the time to talk about spies, The Spies, Mandy doing nothing wrong and just how awful everyone in the Totally Spies world is at their job.
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