Molly and Ashley are joined by their guest Ava deep in the forest where things, as always, seem a bit fuckey. They talk about: Totally Reprise Merch, Cursed iPod Videos, Yuri Thirst, Calvary's Queer, Mall Mountain, Dunk on Clover, Jerry’s Vibrator, Invasive Species, Coco, Holding Us Down, Bees?, Johnny Test, Clover: Horror Aficionado, Queen Tree, Sam Tries to Date a 30 Year Old, Whole Body Broken, Secret Plant Girl, Yuck Your Yum, Spy Fursona, Forest Talk
Read MoreEpisode 41: Sam The Perfect Warrior
Luke joins Molly and Ashley for an episode that has large women doing wrestling moves. It’s basically perfect. They talk about: STRONG Female Character, Non-Alcoholic Baileys, Ep 23 Recap, Democracy Voucher, Cult Leader Arnold, WHOOP Tubes, Seeing A Naked Lady Photo, A Bad Boston Crab, The Best Screensaver, Molly and Ashley Try To Explain Wrestling, Magic Pants, Luke’s Good, Spy Girlfriend, Full Magneto, Muddy Belt, De-commissioned WHOOP Room, Just Straight Up Foot Porn, Bodyslam Challenge, Wrestling is Bad, A Serious Debate, Ashley’s Line, Luke’s Drawing
Read MoreEpisode 40: Private Armies and Child Soldiers
A rival organization of four people put WHOOP out of buisness. Yeah we don’t know what the fuck is going on either but it implies a lot about the world of Totally Spies. We talk about: First Snow, Yuri On Nice, Sly Cooper, Rowdyruff Spies, Impossible Whooping, Further Questions Of Outfit Changing, Trash Clover, Law and Order: UK, An Honest Talk On Transphobia, Vibrating Boobs, Locker Soda, Sleepy Dogs, The Spies Are Awful To Jerry, WHOOP Legitimate Buisness, Spy Startup, IMDB Credits, Random Shrink Ray, Confirmed Clones, Alex Kills, Sam is Dril
Read MoreEpisode 39: The Day My Spies Went Punk
Ashley and Molly are joined by Sean for an episode about raves, mind control and bad luck. They discuss: Edit Talk, GME GRLZ Ep 709 + Boy, Podcastpunk, Roller Derby Alex, Season 1 Clover, Teleport To Tube, Spy Millennial, Back To The Future, Sexy Grimace Costume, Body Art Mummy, Hot Arnold, Clover’s Sins, Sam The Mixologist, Hair Bondage, Chu Chu Rocket Fight, The Gamecube, Shooty Toot
Read MoreBonus Episode 2: D.E.B.S.
Ashley finally sits Molly down to watch D.E.B.S. and they both love it and want to talk about it. Luckily we have a podcast about gay spies! This is an incredible movie where girls in school girl outfits are spies and kiss evil villains that want to blow up Australia. It’s very silly and VERY gay. They talk about: THUG, What DEBS Means, Supervillain Thesis, Green Screen Movie, Calling Card, The Junk Pile, Gay Sluts, Homophobia In Gay Cinema, Room Teleportation, Lady Beefs It, Four Shot Bobby
Read MoreEpisode 38: Tim Scam Fucked My Mom
Molly, Ashley and Luke finally arrive at the Mommy factory and boy does it deliver. The spies are going on a spa day with their moms and questions keep getting raised and we are more then happy to provide answers. We talk about: Cars Canon, GAME GRL Episode 596, Pokemon Horny and Fucky, Luke’s Really Good Morgan Freeman Impression, Clone Moms, Jerry’s Hotel Secret, The Secret Totally Spies Episodes, Clover Killing Her Mom, Avatar Jokes, Pleasantville Re-enactment, Moms Going Fist, Build A Spa In A Day, Naughty Girls, Matrix Crystal, Crushed Larynx Tim Scam, Evil Paula Deen, Clover Can Fly, Sub To Domme, Difference Between A Mommy & A Daddy, Starting Small And Going Big
Read MoreEpisode 37: Clover Commits A War Crime
Well, we recorded this the day after the election so Ashley, Molly and guest Dustin are all bummed. We decide to talk about an episode of spies where kids are hypnotized by a TV show we never see. We talk about: The Healing Power of Podcasts, Fake Final Fantasy XV, Witch Anime, Woops Lesbian Sex, Jennifer Hale: The Mom, Muggle Johnson, Shoulder To Junk, Fighting Children, Weeaboo Clover, Life Is Strange, Two Alexs, Totally Spies Underground 3: Judgement Day, Ryback Rules, Normie Was Right
Read MoreTotally Reprise 36: First Furry President
Molly, Ashley and Jules are hung over both from a JackBox stream and an election. Speaking of that the spies meet the president, and more importantly his daughter who looks like Kid Mandy. Also Totally Spies is Officially Good™ now. Topics Discussed include: After Dark Twitter Dating, Illegal Non-Tropical Music, Civ 6, A Little Fucky, Debating Boots, The Cast of Charlie’s Angels 2, Scary Daleks, Bush Nicknames, Alex’s Shirts, What’s That Meme, Whoop Wallpaper, Early Internet Hostage Video, Travel Boy TImeline, Red vs Blue Dog, Elevator Tutorial, Solitary, DD Boots, Nick And Norah’s Presidential Playlist, The Sam Identity
Read MoreTotally Reprise 35: Gnarls Crane
Molly and Ashley are joined by gnarly dude Mitch for a totally bodacious episode that involves surfing and also genocide. We talk about: shitty angels, Rock Band, A Big Announcement (For Us), Fucking Weird Magic Ladies, Johnny Bahamas' Academy, David’s Woke, Third Goldeneye, Shoobies, Totally Spies Series Bible, Starve The Whole Pack, Full Shacka, Surfing While Dying, The Saddest Rollerblader, Two Suns, Whoop Funeral Booth, and we all become obsessed with surfer lingo.
Read MoreBonus Episode 1: A Sitch in Time
Molly and Ashley watch the mid-2000s hit cartoon about teenage spies that has a large femslash community and an episode dedicated to mind control. No the other one. They’re watching Kim Possible and they might be in for a rude awakening. They talk about: Scooby Doo, Never Heard of Movies, Dr. Monkeyfist, Hand Mask, Team Go, Mom Wants Kids, Swedish Underground, Molly and Ashley Describe A Picture, Shittiest Cheerleader, Abandoned Ron.
Read MoreEpisode 34: Tum Tum Tattoo
Ashley and Molly are joined my Maxie for an episode that includes people stealing other people’s faces. Yes like hit movie Face/Off. We talk about: Blue Apron Mattresses, Wedding Woes, Lifted By The Lord, Swords, Shitty Stomp, Totally Undertale, Molly Has Never Heard The Beatles, Agent Carrot Top, Coming Around On David, Super Villain Shockmaster
Read MoreEpisode 33: Those Who Draw Butts
Ashley and Molly are joined by Luke for an episode that’s about..., uh....., you know what, don’t sweat what it’s about! Just listen to our goofs and find us irresistible. Topics discussed include: Bad Podcast Schedules, Fun Bucket, Figurative Jerking Of, Literal Jerking Of, Hating Yourself, Penthouse Poor, Totally Reprise Merch, 21 Jump, Molly Learns About Waco, Totally Abridged, A Squirt, Worst Disguises, Hello Fellow Cis Men, Sweat Perfume, Solid Sam, The Most Horrifying Thing In The World, Email Signatures
Read MoreEpisode 32: Attractive Geniuses
Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike as we have some fun in the sun as a villain tears holes in the O-zone layer and we deal with more of the forced het romance. We talk about: Kevin Smith, Beating Arcade Games, Sega vs Konomi, Near Drowning, Russian Homestuck, Burly Dudes, The Greatness & Gayness of Sunny Days, Bident, Alex Still Being Pure, Hey Kids, Alex: Cena Mark, Audio Entropy Loot Crates and a very special guest.
Read MoreEpisode 31: Wedding Lip Smackers
Molly and Ashley are joined by our friend Brooks to watch a topical episode about the Olympics. There’s robot bugs, crazy ski flips and someone get swole. Topics include: The Prison of Masculinity, The Greatness of Capitalism, Kevin E. Levin, Allegory of the Spies, Absorbing Davids, Forced Bobsled, Attack Heelies, Gideon’s Bugs, JockCon, Daffodils, Jon Snowboarder, Always A Marathon, The Wrong Gun, Roman Reigns Fan Corner, Pics of Teen Wrestlers
Read MoreEpisode 30: Grinding The Pearly Gates
Molly and Ashley hit the big 30 and are joined by new guest Ava for another terrifying episode of Totally Spies where hair sucks youth out. Topics Include: GAME GRLZ, LMTYAPS, Haircuts, The Indestructible Naugahyde, the ending of Her, Over Budget Missions, No Spies In Sweden, Nail File Canon, Hair Harvester, Bad Forgotten Cartoons, Flesh Sleeve, Impossible Arms, Cars the Gathering.
Read MoreEpisode 29: Return To Totally Spies Underground Mountain
It’s just Molly and Ashley for an episode that still manages to go off the rails. Also mummies and destruction of priceless artifacts. We talk about: Our Gaming Podcast, Aladdin Canon, Estrogen Champagne, Humor Sadism, Con McDonalds, Ian Fleshing: Vampire Hunter, Mummy Fetish, Totally Spies Penicillin,
Read MoreEpisode 28: Sex Ed Magic Schoolbus
We talk to our sleepy friend WeedLordVegeta, also known by his Earth name Dan, to talk about spies and to get vored by Molly. Needless to say you are all in for a treat. We discuss: Podcast Contracts, Love Live, Weak-Ass Hurricanes, Gadget Mines, Safe Song, Miss Frizzle Dom, Shield Spies, Frog Murder, Prophesied Futch, Good Good Crime Boys, Hey What’s That Meme? and We Get Into Giant Bomb Head Canons.
Read MoreEpisode 27.5: Keep Reprisn'
So it's come to this, a Totally Reprise clip show. Due to stuff beyond our control we deliver you some of our best old goofs rather then just doing what we usually do, repeating our old goofs in new recordings. There's some gold in these hills, such as the origin of "Gotta get that boy, gotta get that butt", talk of peeing in your mouth and Molly getting flustered. Enjoy!
Episode 27: Cruise Missile
Molly, Ashley & Marl have gathered to talk about hit movie franchise Cars. We discuss Lightning McQueen’s arc over the series, get real deep into Mater’s backstory and answer listener questions if Planes is part of the Car-niverse. We also weirdly talk about Totally Spies where we finally see the outside of WHOOP and we all lose it. Topics discussed include: Car Trip Traps, Steven Universe Sadness, Normal Olympics, Illegal Hootananey, Clover’s Law, Lack of Gadgets, Trash Turkey, Dock Wordplay, Empty WHOOP, Movie Theatre BTS, Popcorn Bomb Suicide, Bottled Water Rapper
Read MoreEpisode 26: The Rock Gets Kidnapped
Molly and Ashley are joined for Maxie as we hit the last episode of season one. God, we did twenty six episodes. It’s a two parter but you can barely tell from watching it. Topics discussed include: Season 1 Memories, Two Day Podcast, Totally Backstory, Cummer Limousine, Door Faces, Dark Sam, Dee Bradley Baker’s IMDB page, Maxie makes a Homestuck reference, Ashley comes out as a joke thief, Spy Memories
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