Episode 5: Mountain Law

Johnny Tsunami (1999)

Johnny Tsunami (1999)

We decide there is no better way to celebrate the end of a garbage year than by watching a garbage movie....uh....I mean....the fondly remembered Johnny Tsunami. Come along as we surf our way into some kind of 80's teen sports movie, despite being made in 1999, with possibly the most unnecessarily confusing setup we have seen so far.

Lucas punches up the script and comes incredibly close to perfection. Emma tries out some accents and mispronounces stuff.

Talking Points: RIP Debbie Reynolds, The Heart of Ducktales, The Tsunami Identity, The Worst Family Drama, Time Has No Meaning, Emma’s Two Corners, Surf Porn, CLASS WARFARE: SKIES vs. URCHINS, The Craziest Hat on The Planet, Elitist Principals, An Impossible Escape, Is He Johnny Tsunami Now?, Return of the Taglines

Music: "Surfin' USA" by The Beach Boys

Episode 4: Open For Business

Kim Possible: So The Drama (2005)

Kim Possible: So The Drama (2005)

Looks like Dr. Drakken is up to some new tricks and its up to Emma, Lucas, and their guest Lexi (@lexrotnicki) to help KP take him down and also help her through some really deep boy problems in Kim Possible: So the Drama. Join us on our mission to save the world from a robot death army while also getting our groove on to some sweet Jesse McCartney jams. 

Emma says things that are 100% true and loves the drama. Lucas body shames a ninja and fails to defend his gender. Lexi removes the wool from Lucas' eyes.

Talking Points: The Queen is Back and Corey is in the House, Awkward Promos, Rufus: The True Hero, Raviv of the Future, Men are Worthless, Lazy Naming from Bad Parents, The Girl Illuminati, Pointless Disguises, Monique Speak, Showing Some Skin, Everyone Loses the Plot, Jesse McCartney is a Gift to Humanity, Shego Should Totally Be Dead

Music: "Why Don't You Kiss Her" and "Get Your Shine On" by Jesse McCartney; "Call Me, Beep Me" by Christina Milian

Episode 3: What is Your Plan???

Halloweentown (1998)

Halloweentown (1998)

Unfortunately some wayward ghosts seemed to have inhabited this particular episode, so sorry about the audio issues, but some poor spooks aren't enough to stop us from delivering one of our most requested reviews: Halloweentown. Join our usual hosts and their very first guest Molly (@mollzydollzy on Twitter and Instagram) as they completely destroy this universally beloved treasure while also say how much they love it. Happy Halloween!

Emma reunites with an old flame and gets the creeps. Lucas gets his mind blown and hates himself as a child. Molly exposes Halloweentown's bullying.

Talking Points: Debbie Reynolds Rules, Calabar vs. Kalabar, Marnie “Mic Drop” Piper, Off-Brand Mary Poppins, Skelepuns, SOAPY, Broom Budgets, Halloween Elvis, The Big Cheese, Old Haunts, The Craziest Thing, Halloween Hype Man, Racism Saves the Day, A Goofy-Pluto Situation, Yipee-Ki-Yay Chocolate Bar

Music: "Spooky Scary Skeletons" by Andrew Gold; "Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix) - Extended Mix" by The Living Tombstone

Episode 2: I, Demibot

Princess Protection Program (2009)

Princess Protection Program (2009)

Our two siblings find themselves looking for Princesses down in Puerto Rico...I mean the Louisiana Swamps as they dive into Princess Protection Program. They end up finding an unreasonably mean daughter, the world's worst father/secret agent, and a robot named Demetria ingratiating herself into society by being an incredible bowler and stealing the schtick from Cow Belles while teaching the world all women actually want to be princesses deep down inside.

Emma gets emotional and drives her brother to drink. Lucas finds some unlikely favorite characters and tries to be hip in 2009.

Talking Points: Kenny Ortega’s Dance Lair, BAITGIRL, Off-Brand Regina George, No Guns!, Emma’s Style Corner, The Jonas Doobie Brothers, Getting Coned, Texting AKA The Devil’s Weapon, The First (But Definitely Not The Last) Sibling Argument, How Do You Pronounce Caribbean?, Head to Head, and Tag-Team Taglines 2: Luke Does a Bad Job\

Music: "One and the Same" by Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato

Episode 1: 'Cuz Nineties

Smart House (1999)

Smart House (1999)

Right out of the gate, the Nineties become an EXTREME factor with our first classic, Smart House. Wherein a family gets to live in a physically impossible home of the future but continually forgets just how smart the house is! They mainly just order smoothies, throw parties, and discuss the deep emotional trauma that can only come from the death of a loved one......Radical!!!

Emma avoids jailtime and discusses feminism. Lucas is gender normative and laughs at his own jokes. 

Talking Points: DCOM News, Katey Sagal Kills It, Computerboy, Tuna Noodle, Old Fashioned Bullying, Scientist Attractions, Literally Impossible Technology, Judgy AI, RAT BUTLER, Pure 90's Fun, House Puns, The Pinnacle of 8th Grade Romance, Robo-Sexual Relationships, and Mom Tornadoes

Music: "The House is Jumpin" by Barry Goldberg, John Philip Shenale, Sterling Smith, and Chan André

Episode 0: The Journey Begins

Every story needs a beginning, and here is ours. Two intrepid hosts set forth on their mission to watch and discuss every Disney Channel Original Movie...but first they want to fill you in on some stuff. We cover DCOM history, treasured memories, and how this whole shindig is going to work. 

Emma attempts to spill some tea and shows her age. Lucas fails at math and insults the audience.

Talking Points: The Era of DCOM, The First DCOM?, Halloween Based Sexual Awakenings, Hairbrush Plot Signifigance, Lasagna Alcoholism, and Luke's Wild Night In

Take a listen if you want to know what we are all about. If you are picking up what we are putting down, follow us on twitter @DCOMedy Podcast so you can be informed when the actual review episodes are up each month!