Columbo once again goes abroad, this time to Mexico. He’s greeted by murder by bull and tons of famous Mexican actors we don’t recognize. We talk about: Luke Is Somehow Still Playing FF7R, Fallout, Stardew Valley, Is There Any Sauce, The In Law, Ashley’s Pitch, The Motive, Super Train, We Fight Animals, Columbo At EVO
Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 4: Matter of Honor
We are back and WE ARE BACK. Patrick McGoohan kills Leslie Neilsen, and Columbo has never been cooler/hornier. We watch two men fall in love all over again. We also talk about: Luke Got Married, Ashley Tells A Vomit Story (description part is at 21:20 to 27:00. Molly The Driver, Long Games, 360 Mini, Spy Stuff, Muggers Alley, Edging Us On The Content, Columbo Fights The CIA, Train Stuff, Mah Jong, MCUCM,
Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 3: Identity Crisis
Read MoreColumbo is solving a murder at a fake middle eastern countries legation, and of course this film features mainly white people. Uh oh! Despite that we find a lot to like in this ep somehow. We talk about: FF7 Rebirth, Pacific Drive, Columbo Tow Maters It, We Are Confused, Horny Jokes, We Make It Better, The Fuzz, French Cuisine, Rock Hard Case, Plane Trickery,
Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 2: A Case of Immunity
Read MoreAn aging star kills her husband to get the financing for her revival. Columbo gets starstruck and dresses up in a nice suit while we get in deep on how the ending of this episode makes us feel. We talk about: TV Movies, Social Network, Last Epoch, Janet Leigh, We Get Right To The Ending, Catsuit, Late Night Shows, The Sexist Switch, Dog Treats, Why The Ending Bugs Us, Luke Kills Molly, Musicals, Surprise Wrestle Talk
Read MoreA hypnotist kills the guy he’s cucking and then tries to hypnotize himself out of it. I guess when all you have is a hammer you gotta brainwash that nail. Anyway, this got away from me. We talk about: Luke’s Completion Guide, Persona 3 Spoilers from 0:06:13 to 0:08:36, Spider-Verse, Molly Goes No Armor, Real Horny, Telling Lies, French Cars, Murder Solving Party, Hypno Suicide, Blind Bookends
Episode Watched: S4 E6: A Deadly State of Mind
Read MoreIt’s a high tech and shorter episode. Does that solve some of the issues we’ve been having? No! We talk about: Persona, Sleep, Tenet, Sessions, Ring Cams, Live In Servants, Wheelchair, Columbo’s Cold, Clown Doll, Enhance, No Anger, Dr Evil, Cars,
Episode Watched: S4E5 - Playback
Read MoreIt’s smooth sailing this week as Columbo goes on a cruise and gets to solve a fun lil murder for his vacation. We talk about: Nolan Movies, Mustafa Ali, 360 Games, British Cop, Super Mario Casting, Doing Drugs, Einstein, Columbo Speedruns, Plane vs Boat, Trips
Episode Watched: S4E4 - Troubled Waters
Read MoreIt’s the return of the mack, the McGhoohan that is! Columbo spends the week at a military boarding school after a grisly accident that might just be murder. We talk about: Luke Lives A Skit, Spotlight, Cody, Relink, MRI, Military School, Explosion, Columbo Scours The Grounds, Square Meal, Slap That Ass, Skip Town, Weird Accent
Episode Watched: S4 Ep3 - By Dawn’s Early Light
Read MoreThe show is good again!!! Dick Van Dyke is a photographer who kills his awful wife but is also awful himself. It’s a familiar tune but this one is a pretty great version. We talk about: Prince of Persia, West Side Story, Wild At Heart, Real Life Lucille Bluth, Nice Crime Man, Columbo’s Junk Car, Tabletop Surgery, Nun Fun, Dog Pin Up, Funeral Photography, Re-Used Sets, Seatbelts, Junkyard Wars,
Episode Watched: Season 4, Ep 2 - Negative Reaction
Read MoreWell, it’s a real stinker of an ep to start off season 4. A fitness guru kills one of his franchisers who has realized he’s doing some dodgy financing. This mystery mostly centers around shoes. We talk about: Death Stranding, Prince of Persia, Wonka, Shin Ultraman, GDT’s Pinocchio, Luke Sells Us On Tenet, The Fugitive, Molly Explains Basketball, Milo, Repeated Plots, Lower The Boom, The Longest Google Search, Homestuck It Follows, Barbie
Episode Watched: S4 Ep 1 An Exercise in Futility
Read MoreIt’s the season finale of Columbo as he faces the true evil, the police force! The commissioner kills his own wife and blames a small-time crook. Stupidly though he puts his best little elf on the case. We talk about: Editing Woes, Hitman, Blade Runner, Basketball, The Devil, Pillow Nightgown, Bar Ownership, Columbo’s Car Problem, Columbo Coulda Solved Gone Girl, Big Acting, Sunglasses, Shitty Apartment, Worst Bathrooms, Molly Would Win,
Episode Watched: S3 E8 A Friend In Deed
Read MoreWe return to Columbo proper after not recording an ep with our little elf for months. Ashley watched it right before recording, Luke hasn’t watched it since before the strike and Molly has had to see the light twice. Johnny Cash guest stars as a gospel singer who kills his wife and mistress in one plane crash. We talk about: Guilty Gear, Boy and Heron, Ashley Went To Canada, Jaws Slash, MGS3, This Song Sucks, Johnny Cash, Columbo Hates Flying, Funeral Guy, Weird Food Jokes, Same War, Parachute, Rental Keys, Musician Murderers, Small Planes,
Episode Watched: S3 E7 Swan Song
Read MoreColumbo gets ankle deep in a think tank where boy geniuses, robots and MURDER are on display. We talk about: Decks, DCEU, El Santo, Molly Had A Time, Alien$, Older Vin Diesel, Robby The Robot, Columbo Cliches, Pipe Rack, Short King Solidarity, Japanese Business Men, Lame Ending, Cigars, My Mother The Car, We Plan The Next Series, RD2D Is Too Cool For Us, Toy Commercial
Episode Watched: S3 E6 Mind Over Matter
Read MoreWe reach the emotional and mind bending finale of MGS 2. A fourth wall breaking treaty on video games, free will and human nature that shaped who Luke is. But before that we have to meet, rescue and talk about Otacon’s cute step-sister. We talk about: Thirsty Suitors, Huey, Star Wars, G -1, Emma, Snake Is Bad At Computers, Lil Liquid, The Artistic Need To Show Hog, The Colonel Talks To Us, We Get A Katana, Geoff Keighley is Raiden, Swag Solidus, Ocelot’s Snake Harem, 9/l1, Got The Zoomies, We Don’t Like The Romance, Stew, Early Internet
Read MoreIris re-joins us as we kill tons of different things and get killed in tons of different ways. Yo bro this guy is a VAMPIRE. We talk about: Books , Luke May Have Bit Off More Game Then He Can Chew, Austin Powers, Andor, Molly Brings Factory Farming To Coral Island, We Kinda Hate Rose, Microphone, Cool Subtitles, MGS 4, Sensor Shooting Game, Harrier Fight, Frustrating Platforming, Help Texts, GRS In MGS, Raiden Is Super Fucked Up, Sparkling Water, Vamp Kinda Rules, KH
Read MoreMolly and Ashley are joined by Luke, but of course they are. This is a normal episode of Totally Reprise where no one does bits that subvert what we think podcasts could be. Please ignore the different voice and long hair beneath the mask. We’re also joined by a guy who sounds a lot like Luke but has a totally real name. We talk about: Ashley Trips, Lethal Company, Mario RPG, Void Stranger, Remedy Games, Ashley’s Fetish, Coral Island, Sub Pen, Raiden Reaction. Phil LaMarr, Stillman, Vamp Backstory, Queen, Pin Up Posters, Mansplaining Meet Cute, Fatman
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We reach the last pick of our rotating selection and even though the strike is over we decide to allow Luke to make us play Metal Gear Solid 2. It’s a game where we 100% play as Solid Snake through the entire thing… right? We talk about: Link To The Past, Ashley Lists A Bunch Of Movies, Molly’s Knee, Metal Gear History, The Power Of The PS2, Gameplay Difficulty, Olga, Sleepy Guards, Otacon Hits Cause He’s Goofy, Gun Tricks
Ashley has finally convinced the podcast to talk wrestling and what we get is mainly Molly and Ashley explaining to Luke why anyone would ever like this.
Read MoreWe’re finishing up ALL of the Way of Kings in a jam packed episode. What parts of Sandersons’ writing are we not as thrilled with? What do we think of all the reveals? Which one of us will bounce off the emotional moment the other two like??? We talk about: Stormin’, Why We Skipped A Week, Wonder, Alan Wake 2, Myst, It’s Bad To Have Slaves, Keyblade Graveyard, All High Princes Are Bastards, Prophecy, Gay Parshendi, The Hoid, Szeth Meets His Master, Whats Next,
Read MoreWe read the part of the book where everything is going badly for our guys. We talk about: Alan Wake: American Nightmare, Control, Defy, RE4, Shiity Strawberry Jam, Jesna Murders Some Guys, Jam Astrology, The Lopan, Stormblessed, Kids Meal, Sad Man, Old Magic, Spren Science, Killing Kings. Please ignore us deciding to do it in two parts we decided to do it in one.
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