Episode 95: We Simply Lose Our Minds

Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! (2011)

Well, you know what they say, there’s no Christmas like a late Christmas! What are you talking about, I’ve definitely heard people say that. Anyway, uh, we are finally celebrating the holidays with the way-too-big Duncan Family as we follow their misadventures in Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! Your intrepid hosts knew very little about this show going in, other than it stars one of the best people to ever grace Disney Channel…and one of the worst. Plus we just kinda talk about theme park stuff at the end like we do sometimes now. So enjoy your extremely delay Christmas present; better late than never!

Lucas is bad at reading women and puts some money on the line

Emma only wants to talk about one thing and tries to start a conspiracy podcast.

Talking Points: The Show-Based DCOM Track Record, Mendheads 4 Lyfe, Charlie Do Be Cute Tho, Teddy Isn’t The Oldest?, Why Is She Making Vlogs? The Goon Squad, Zack Snyder’s Good Luck Charlie, The Minutiae of Bringing A Child On A Plane, The Tamest Spring Break Ever, Has This Family Flown Anywhere Before?, Make Children Afraid Of Airports, Zii Would Like To Play, An Objectively Terrible Travel Decision, So Many Ways Around This, Chicken Guy, Loops Left Open, Bus Horror Stories, Locking Up Your Son-In-Law, TERRIBLE CGI, Cellphones Could Basically Solve All Their Problems, An Austin Powers Tangent, Teddy Did Kinda Ruin Christmas, An Ineffective Storm-off, Let Bridget Mendler Sing Good, Cringe Christmas Comedy, A Plowman’s Feast, We Are Required To Discuss The Boys’ Nonsense, Disney Refuses To Show Paintballing, The Movie Just Gives Up, Sexy Daughter Claus, An Unborn Baby’s Eight Picture Deal, We Will Not Stop Talking About Theme Parks, Universal’s Random Neutral Theming, An Eternal Middle Finger To JK Rowling, The Scruddlydunk, Donkey Kong’s Goin’ Bananas, Immersive Fear of Death, It’s Finally Time For The Dark Universe, We Should Actually Be Making Children Afraid Again

Music: “I’m Gonna Run To You” by Bridgit Mendler

Episode 93: The Bean Bonus Room

Twitches (2005)

Hey, so did you guys know that November is actually only thirty days long and the day that I planned on posting is actually December? Crazy. Uh, anyway…there’s no easy way to do this…time for Halloween! Yes, take a quick jump back with us as we talk some Twitches. It’s finally time for the Mowry twins to shed a little light on our dull podcast world (like the sun and the moon one could say) as we discuss just how wonderful their performances are in an otherwise kinda bonkers movie. What can ya say, these girls somehow make it all work. Go Twitches, Go Twitches, Go Twitches!

Emma is willing to kill her brother and goes too deep on the Twitches Wiki.

Lucas isn’t familiar enough with Eddy Murphy’s films and stans Lucinda’s vibe.

Talking Points: Halloween Chili, Knowing What You’re About, A Great Title With Difficulties, Critical Vagueness, Terrible (But Expected) CGI, An Obvious Harry Potter Influence, On The Nose Names, The Ups and Downs of Ileana and Karsh, The Mean Girls’ House, Camryn’s Amazing Parents, A Brief Cast Tangent, Cake In The Morning, Alex’s Life Blows, Yogurt and Candy Corn: Together At Last!, Everybody Dresses Up For Halloween, History Repeats Itself, This Isn’t How Getting Hired Works, Jumping To (Admittedly Correct) Conclusions, The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, Magical Naming Conventions, That’s A Dealbreaker Ladies, Every Time We Touch, Time Has No Meaning, Necklace Vs. Amulet, Coventry Makes No Sense, Aren’t Sight And Knowing Kinda The Same?, Classic Women: Too Busy Giving Birth To Save The World, Karsh’s Little Binoculars, The Darkness Is The Greatest Threat On Earth…To Plants, The Lost Smoke Monster, JUST TALK TO THEM, The Most Over The Top Obnoxious Guy, All The Wizards Live In Waverly, Disney Channel Catcallers, Licensed Music!, Camryn’s Hard Pass, Tia’s Time To Shine, A Not Lit Enough Party, Beth Becomes Bitchin’, Terrible ADR, Alex’s Weird Move During A Fight, The Statue Street Performer, The Craziest Background Costume We’ve Seen In Awhile, Wardrobe Malfunctions Were So Hot In 2005, Mrs. Barnes: My Woman King, There Were Some Tears On This Watch, You Guys Are A Couple?!, What. Ever. (Major.) Loser., The Gloves Stay On During Sex, Light Is Definitely The Opposite of Darkness, This Dimension Has Chicken Wings!

Music: “Rush” by Aly and AJ

Episode 92: The Emotions Stick

Jumping Ship (2001)

Thank you for your patience everyone! It’s finally time to end the Summer of Sequels…in October. Oh, wait. It’s actually November now, huh? Sorry we kinda skipped Spooky Season, but before we can catch up we still have to give a certain band of brothers their time to shine. That’s right, the Lawrence Bros. are back, and this time the whole trio’s here! Indeed, Matthew Lawrence joins his brothers for this one as they journey down under to fight off a band of modern day pirates while trying to survive on a deserted island! I promise it isn’t as cool as it sounds on paper.

Lucas won’t shut up about his research and fails at accents like always.

Dylan is too excited about these brothers and defends the TV show Lost.

Talking Points: The Boys/The Bros Are Back, More Like Jumping Shit, Poolside Corn, The Sort-of Sequel, This Crazy Thing Called The Internet, The Ultimate Villain: Tommy’s Neighbor Mark, The Roxanne Enigma, Michael Doesn’t Know How Jobs Work, Nepotism At Its Finest, The Fall of Joey Lawrence, Deserving To Be Robbed, Pirates As Skilled As Matt Damon, The World’s Fattest Wallet, Villain Names, The Audacity of Jake Hunter, “The Warden”, The World’s Greatest Cellphone, The Crocodile Hunter Vs. Crocodile Dundee, Disney Channel Tackling Native Tribes, The Mid-Ocean Credit Check, A DCOM Boat Chase, Sinking Your Own Boat, What Day Is It?, Scaring The People You’re Saving, HEATHER HITT, Jake’s Got A Lot Of Baggage, The Mark Arc, So Much Spearfishing, Unconvincing Animal Encounters, Chekov’s Flare, A Sunk Cost, A Prolonged Conversation About A Cliff, The Worst Escape Plan, Gotta Have That Life Jacket, The Pirates Get So Weird, Sleeping Mid-Kidnapping, The Ultimate Twist, Never Take A Pirate At Their Word, Ghillie Suit Memories, Who Ordered Pizza?, Everest Comes Out of Nowhere, Epic Screams, The Quickest Business Plan Ever Devised

Music: “Castaways” by McPaul Smith, Leslie Valdes, Evan Lurie, and Douglas Wieselman. Performed by The Cast of The Backyardigans.

Episode 91: The Peak of Cringe Mountain

Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

Wow! Life is really crazy, huh? You start out thinking your big anniversary episode is just gonna be a little bit late because you had to push your recording back, and then you have a bunch of computer problems that make it take longer! Well, it may pretty much be Fall at this point, but we aren’t ready to leave Summer Camp yet. We still have to dive into the climactic finale to the Camp Rock saga at the The Final Jam. How will our favorite campers fare against their new rivals? What is going on with Shane and Mitchie’s relationship? Will the soundtrack continue to be filled with wall-to-wall bangers? Listen in and prepare to be disappointed by the answers to all of these questions…and more!

Emma stands up for her girl Peggy and reads a lot of Wikipedia on air.

Lucas knows a virtuoso any day and is shocked by his sister’s maturity.

Talking Points: Righting a Wrong, Behind The Scenes Drama, A Sequel Made ASAP, A Soundtrack Downgrade, Stylistic Changes, Are Connect 3 Brothers?, The Camp Rock Fandom Is Dying, Demi’s New Look, Camp Star Is Just Here Now, The Beloved Characters We Kinda Remember, The Tragedy of Tess Tyler, Revenge Bangs, A Disney Channel Bus Crash, A Large Amount of Breakdancing, Respect The Fedora, We Have Brain Problems, Brown Deserves Jail Time, Crazy Frog Cameo, 95% Mouth, NICK X DANA, Camp Star Sucks, This Man’s Vibes Are Awful, Camp Rock Is Not The Underdog, Instructor vs. Counselor, Kevin Crushes Comedy, Birdhouse Resolution, A Good Old Fashioned Lake Piano, Camp Rock: Brown’s Tax Shelter, The World’s Quietest Jet Ski, Man Is Mad Woman Is Busy With Job, Log Butt, CGf-I-reflies, The Infamous March, Audio Mix Issues, Who Would Watch This Event?, The Pete Best Humor In Town, Is Mitchie Shane’s Girlfriend?, The Obvious Water Fight, Frankie Jonas Cinematography Slaps, Mitchie Is In The Right, Are You Singing To Each Other?, The Movie Gives Up, Morally Shane Grey, Why Does This Need To Be A Duet Now?, This Is Super Rigged, Locked-In Audience Members, An Argument About Playground Equipment, Romantic Flag Folding, A Bittersweet Ending

Music: “It’s On” performed by the Cast of Camp Rock