Descendants 2 (2017)
Okay all you goody-goods and vile villains, it’s time to return to Auradon once more! That’s right, we are headed back to everyone’s teen-centric fairy tale realm for the middle chapter of one of Disney Channel’s hottest franchises in recent memory: Descendants 2! The villain kids are back, and we even get some new ones! So listen in as they find themselves facing new threats of great expectations, the big dance, and…pirates? I know that sounds out of place, but trust us it’s actually kinda cool.
Emma gets Vespa envy and wants more swordfights.
Lucas is ready to die for Mevie and refuses to try rhyming.
Talking Points: Everybody Loves Descendants, The Swinging Pendulum of Effort, Hi Dove!, The Incredible Yet Pointless Opening, We Miss You Cameron, Yet Another Wheelchair Kid, Weird Worldbuilding, The Real Villain Is Expectations, Chad’s Back, Why Are The 7 Dwarves Getting So Laid, More Doug (Boo!), Less Doug (Yay!), Ben Is Better, Fencing Parkour, Don’t Mess With Lonnie, Don’t Teach The Youth About The Friendzone, Mal Deals Carlos Some “Truth”, THE TALKING DOG NONSENSE, Poor Useless Gil, Ocean Racism, Smee Can Get It, Magic Mike Mushrooms, Mal Is Bad At Things, The Never-Mentioned Secret Apartment, Mal’s Boyfriend And Girlfriend Team-up, Little Sister Dizzy, The Worst Business Strategy Imaginable, The Gum Incident, A Classic Evil Arm Wrestle, The Plan Comes Together Immediately, The Dual Climaxes, Belle And Beast Are Tyrants, The Gayest Thing Disney Channel Has Ever Made, Why Make Them Rap Battle???, The Dog Payoff, Two Tickets To The Gun Show, Friend Group Girl Talk, The World’s Shortest Practice, Doug Does Nothing Here, Mal’s Dress Sucks, Random Lumiere Cameo, No Subtlety On Disney Channel, Things Would Have Gone Better If The Octopus Was Bigger, Ben Goes Beast Mode…Then Martha Mode, Mal’s Dress Rules Now, Everyone Stops The Teens From Kissing, Water Dancing!
Music: “Chillin Like A Villain” Performed by the Cast of Descendants 2