Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006)
My dear audience, it’s finally time (after a small delay) to face your destiny and hear all about the greatest warrior of a generation…the one and only: Wendy Wu! It’s a movie that many remember fondly, including one of the hosts, but there is a lot going on here. Frankly the whole thing has left us a little shook, but take a listen and find out for yourself everything this movie has to offer. Oh, and don’t ask about why this episode has such a lame title. All questions of that nature can be directed to Emma.
Lucas gets to flex his power ranger knowledge and feels a little embarrassed.
Emma gives some culinary insight and feels cheated out of the big dance.
Talking Points: Poor Titling, Deep Power Rangers Ties, Good Intentions That Have Aged Poorly, Vibeless Best Friends, Bored Brenda, The Upsettingly Blonde Boyfriend, Wendy’s Significant Chunk, The Incredibly Intense Elections for Homecoming, The Subtle Racism, Monk Superpowers, The Via Motorcycle, FAMINE! WAR! DISEASE! PLAGUES!, Crouching Tiger; Hidden DCOM, Quiet Kung Fu, Yan-Lo Ain’t Picky, The Strange Back To The Future Chase, Shen Should Be Arrested, Shaolin Soccer, This School Is a Mess, Mean Girls Three-Way, The Incredibly Weird Cousin Relationship, Big Yikes, What Does Yan-Lo Do All Day?, Beating Up Your Principal, Very Strict School Bylaws, A Lack of Motivation, A Nice Breeze Down There, Fashion Montage!, 3AM Culture Conversation, Monk to Hunk, Dating Your Cousin on the DL, New Zealand Money, A Classic Non-Alcoholic Teen Party, We’re Gonna Have Fun, Kung-Fu Breakdancing, An Illusion of the Heart, That Sick Kiss on the Cheek, You Gotta Know That’s Not a Chip Lisa, Beating Up Your Teachers in the Park, The Heroes Do Evil, Crane-Shaming, Where Was Yan-Lo On January 6th?, Rules of Engagement, You Can’t Fight Evil If You Ain’t Cute, Property Damage, When Did She Learn Energy Balls?, What Was Sacrificed Here?
Music: “Will It Go Round In Circles” by Orlando Brown