Despite technical delays, the DCOMedy Crew is ready to swim right up and cover the wettest and wildest DCOM yet: The Thirteenth Year. Journey with us to a rustic sea village where swimming is the paragon of sportsmanship, the sound design is just insane, and not being able to swim is a crime equating treason. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for a special announcement!

Lucas gets surprised by Disney Channel and coins a new phrase. Emma is done with Disney TV and gets grossed out by fish makeup.

Talking Points: Ducktalk, JonaSoul Cycle, Ridiculous Yet Somehow Real Names, Impossible Radar, Too Much Swimming, People Laugh at a Drowning Child, An Entirely Pointless Argument, Ridiculous Merman Powers, Hitch’s Law, The Spider-man Year, Kristen Stewart is in This?, The World’s Most Illogical Diagnosis, Criminal Mermaids, Fiji Needs to Sue Disney, Single Mermaid Mom: Wednesdays on NBC, and Disney Teaches A New Generation about Steroids

Music: (A Poor Quality Version of) "My Thirteenth Year" by Randy Crenshaw