Join us for the worst in Power Rangers this year, thankfully featuring slightly less extremely problematic garbage than last year!

Drama! The Power Chamber is destroyed, a new villain is revealed, and Justin sneaks onto a military base with the time honored tradition of “hey look over there”.

Will we ever know the magical words Justin told the old man to get a free spaceship? Find out in POWER RANGERS IN SPACE!!

This week Bulk and Skull take center stage, help stop a robbery AND a monster plot (sort of), and get officially commended by a ranger AND friendship from the teens.

We get a little emotional on this one.

This week, everybody wants to fuck Bobby. That's it, that's the episode.

Justin gets superpowers. But like, different superpowers. From the ones he already had. Because he's a Power Ranger. And the villains aren't involved at all. It's a weird one.

This week, Carlos turns into a vampire. Other stuff happens, yeah, but all you really need to know is that Carlos turns into a vampire.

This week the fate of the world rests on TJ learning how to hit a specific kind of pitch in baseball, because they felt like they needed to make the civilian and ranger plots more closely tied for once?

(This episode title is specifically for Lucas)

Y’know, we often try to not talk so much about the fetish implications of the weekly Power Rangers plot but.

Sometimes its hard.

Kids, Power Rangers likes to drop very important lessons on you sometimes, and we all admit that occasionally it can be a little ham-fisted.

But in this case, we agree with the show.

Don’t let a weird pervert in an outfit that looks like a wizard turned a Spencer’s Gifts into a person have sex with your wrench.

We have a great episode for ya: Flying cars, drinking gasoline, minion training, and EXTREMELY outdated references!

Also, SHES DIVATOX DEAL WITH IT

Okay, listen. You get why Mind Control is horny, right? No? Well then listen to us explain it and then become aghast at the least-horny interpretation of mind control ever put to film.

Also, we are joined by our friend Dylan, who provided us with the bless and curse of power rangers Cameos!

Today we are blessed with a triple treat of an EXTREMELY specific monster power, an absolutely buck wild special effect, and finally definitive proof that Elgar is more powerful than Goku.

Zack watched the correct episode this week! He found it existentially terrifying! We talk a lot about Goosebumps and Are You Afraid Of the Dark in this episode for reasons that should become clear pretty quickly.

Also, Justin makes a LOT of assumptions about robots.

The rangers come up with an unorthodox plan to locate Divatox, and Porto either makes a very funny joke or a terrible tactical error depending on your perspective.

Also, a cool as hell fight!

General Havoc pulls off one of the most incredible plans in all of Power Rangers history, and then fucks off back to space. Bulk and Skull somehow can’t make good Power Rangers costumes. And of course, the Phantom Ranger keeps his big glowing weak spot on his chest.

The Phantom Ranger continues to display new abilities, such as conjuring zords out of nowhere to give our heroes, and of course his most impressive power of all: magic holes!

This week, we meet more of Divatox's family, with the introduction of her brother, General Havoc. Also, we discuss nature's most precious resource: Space Boyfriends.