Molly and Ashley watch the mid-2000s hit cartoon about teenage spies that has a large femslash community and an episode dedicated to mind control. No the other one. They’re watching Kim Possible and they might be in for a rude awakening. They talk about: Scooby Doo, Never Heard of Movies, Dr. Monkeyfist, Hand Mask, Team Go, Mom Wants Kids, Swedish Underground, Molly and Ashley Describe A Picture, Shittiest Cheerleader, Abandoned Ron.
Read MoreEpisode 34: Tum Tum Tattoo
Ashley and Molly are joined my Maxie for an episode that includes people stealing other people’s faces. Yes like hit movie Face/Off. We talk about: Blue Apron Mattresses, Wedding Woes, Lifted By The Lord, Swords, Shitty Stomp, Totally Undertale, Molly Has Never Heard The Beatles, Agent Carrot Top, Coming Around On David, Super Villain Shockmaster
Read MoreEpisode 33: Those Who Draw Butts
Ashley and Molly are joined by Luke for an episode that’s about..., uh....., you know what, don’t sweat what it’s about! Just listen to our goofs and find us irresistible. Topics discussed include: Bad Podcast Schedules, Fun Bucket, Figurative Jerking Of, Literal Jerking Of, Hating Yourself, Penthouse Poor, Totally Reprise Merch, 21 Jump, Molly Learns About Waco, Totally Abridged, A Squirt, Worst Disguises, Hello Fellow Cis Men, Sweat Perfume, Solid Sam, The Most Horrifying Thing In The World, Email Signatures
Read MoreEpisode 32: Attractive Geniuses
Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike as we have some fun in the sun as a villain tears holes in the O-zone layer and we deal with more of the forced het romance. We talk about: Kevin Smith, Beating Arcade Games, Sega vs Konomi, Near Drowning, Russian Homestuck, Burly Dudes, The Greatness & Gayness of Sunny Days, Bident, Alex Still Being Pure, Hey Kids, Alex: Cena Mark, Audio Entropy Loot Crates and a very special guest.
Read MoreEpisode 31: Wedding Lip Smackers
Molly and Ashley are joined by our friend Brooks to watch a topical episode about the Olympics. There’s robot bugs, crazy ski flips and someone get swole. Topics include: The Prison of Masculinity, The Greatness of Capitalism, Kevin E. Levin, Allegory of the Spies, Absorbing Davids, Forced Bobsled, Attack Heelies, Gideon’s Bugs, JockCon, Daffodils, Jon Snowboarder, Always A Marathon, The Wrong Gun, Roman Reigns Fan Corner, Pics of Teen Wrestlers
Read MoreEpisode 30: Grinding The Pearly Gates
Molly and Ashley hit the big 30 and are joined by new guest Ava for another terrifying episode of Totally Spies where hair sucks youth out. Topics Include: GAME GRLZ, LMTYAPS, Haircuts, The Indestructible Naugahyde, the ending of Her, Over Budget Missions, No Spies In Sweden, Nail File Canon, Hair Harvester, Bad Forgotten Cartoons, Flesh Sleeve, Impossible Arms, Cars the Gathering.
Read MoreEpisode 29: Return To Totally Spies Underground Mountain
It’s just Molly and Ashley for an episode that still manages to go off the rails. Also mummies and destruction of priceless artifacts. We talk about: Our Gaming Podcast, Aladdin Canon, Estrogen Champagne, Humor Sadism, Con McDonalds, Ian Fleshing: Vampire Hunter, Mummy Fetish, Totally Spies Penicillin,
Read MoreEpisode 28: Sex Ed Magic Schoolbus
We talk to our sleepy friend WeedLordVegeta, also known by his Earth name Dan, to talk about spies and to get vored by Molly. Needless to say you are all in for a treat. We discuss: Podcast Contracts, Love Live, Weak-Ass Hurricanes, Gadget Mines, Safe Song, Miss Frizzle Dom, Shield Spies, Frog Murder, Prophesied Futch, Good Good Crime Boys, Hey What’s That Meme? and We Get Into Giant Bomb Head Canons.
Read MoreEpisode 27.5: Keep Reprisn'
So it's come to this, a Totally Reprise clip show. Due to stuff beyond our control we deliver you some of our best old goofs rather then just doing what we usually do, repeating our old goofs in new recordings. There's some gold in these hills, such as the origin of "Gotta get that boy, gotta get that butt", talk of peeing in your mouth and Molly getting flustered. Enjoy!
Episode 27: Cruise Missile
Molly, Ashley & Marl have gathered to talk about hit movie franchise Cars. We discuss Lightning McQueen’s arc over the series, get real deep into Mater’s backstory and answer listener questions if Planes is part of the Car-niverse. We also weirdly talk about Totally Spies where we finally see the outside of WHOOP and we all lose it. Topics discussed include: Car Trip Traps, Steven Universe Sadness, Normal Olympics, Illegal Hootananey, Clover’s Law, Lack of Gadgets, Trash Turkey, Dock Wordplay, Empty WHOOP, Movie Theatre BTS, Popcorn Bomb Suicide, Bottled Water Rapper
Read MoreEpisode 26: The Rock Gets Kidnapped
Molly and Ashley are joined for Maxie as we hit the last episode of season one. God, we did twenty six episodes. It’s a two parter but you can barely tell from watching it. Topics discussed include: Season 1 Memories, Two Day Podcast, Totally Backstory, Cummer Limousine, Door Faces, Dark Sam, Dee Bradley Baker’s IMDB page, Maxie makes a Homestuck reference, Ashley comes out as a joke thief, Spy Memories
Read MoreEpisode 25: Uncle Jerry's Fun Time
Molly and Ashley are joined by Raz for a podcast where we brace the bitter cold of ice puns to try to find some good goofs. Also the world ends and millions die, but whatever. We talk about: religious Totally Spies watching, bird parents, playing Clover’s advocate, Smooth Jazz Jerry, Acronym Budget, Totally Spies pairings, Proto-Uggs, Otis Whoopmier, Science Corner, WHOOP Lanterns, Mysterious Letter G, Dr Strange’s Child Bride and Totally Spies Go
Read MoreTotally Reprise 24: Leonard The Robo Trucker
We’re sorry folks, but Molly and Ashley are joined by Kevin for a real stinker of an episode. We were promised theme parks and all we’ve gotten is Sam getting picked on. Topics discussed include: Abandoned Theme Parks, No Holds Barred, Normies, Burnout Paradise, Smell of Fish, Japanese Jerry, E Honda noises, Epic Mickey sadness.
Read MoreEpisode 23: Suck The Teat of God
Molly and Ashley are joined by Mike for an episode that explores the ancient magic of making mummies fly. This episode we discuss MAGIC: The Gathering, Magicians, Pokemon Go, Peak Clover, Master Thief Linus, Luxury Milk, The Worst Burn Notice, Gregr, “Ms. Spirit Fingers”, Teen Spy Sadness, Chekov’s Mess,
Read MoreEpisode 22: Vampire Helicopter
Ashley and Molly are joined by our all around friend Luke for an episode we’ve already seen and talked about, so instead we decide to just take the chance to talk about bullshit for 2.5 hours. Topics discussed includes: Molly’s Weakness For Tests, Movies We’ve Seen, Homestuck Cyber-Bullying, The Pride of Not Watching, Ivory Tower Highschool, Band of Boys, Gritty Totally Spies, “In Case of History Teacher”, DBZ Villains, Recess Games, Immortal Journal, Dead Ashleys and Molly makes a joke about Jonestown without knowing what that was.
Read MoreEpisode 21: Ashey and the Mozz
G’DAY ASHEY AND MOZZA ARE JOINED BY A RIGHT SHEILA NAMED JULES AS WE GO DOWN UNDER. CRIKEY. OTHER STEREOTYPES. We talk about: Morning Show Intros, Toku Boys, Huge Malls, Future Vagina, The Plot To Twitter, Shitty Anarchism, Molly Finally Seeing A Movie, Australian Capitals, Accidental Juggalo Car Rides and getting real about racism.
Read MoreEpisode 20: Chekov’s Gut
Molly and Ashley are back! Even though they never really left. Anyway we’re joined by Sean for a episode of Totally Spies that we’re comfortable calling the horniest yet. We talk about: Body Pillow ASMR, DJ Ashley, Lobster Mobster, Helpful Moisturizer, Tiny Dynamite, The Feeder and yes, more about hit webcomic Homestuck.
Read MoreEpisode 19: Gamer Girl Episode 215: E3 GRRRLS
Ashley and Molly are joined by special guest Maxie to discuss all the latest news out of E3. With five new systems, including the Sega Saturn 2, we have so much to talk about! We still get into a way long tangent about a kids show though :(. Topics discussed include: Panty Bins, Jerry Apologists, The Hypocrisy of Clover, SJW Villains, Silver Jumpsuits and Alex’s Love of Vocaloids.
Read MoreEpisode 18: President In The Buff
Molly and Ashley are joined by Kevin for an episode where, despite all we said, we love Clover. Truly the end has come and all shall be burnt to ash. Topics discussed include: Puffing Daffodils, Crying To Hamilton, Superfriends, Detained By Her Butt, Bad CSI, Alex The Magician, The Most Dangerous Thief and DnD stories.
Note: In this episode we have a extended talk about abusive relationships and how they are portrayed.
Read MoreEpisode 17: Friends on The Table
Ashley and Molly are joined by our good friend Dan and we talk about an episode that includes another spy team and a guy named Edison and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We discuss: Let Me Tell You About Spying, Dam Physics, Jerry Being The Zodiac Killer, This Episode Just Being Goldeneye, SILFs, and an honest discussion about fetishes and consent.
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