Episode 130 - Legends Are Batting A Thousand

Join a full house as Eric and Frankie join us for the most Are You Afraid of the Dark style monster yet. Where the hell DOES it get that baby face?!?

Also theres actually news this week! Saban shifts Toy manufacturers, and the next Power Rangers series is announced. Also we somehow dredge up Pre-Youtube Power Rangers Parody "Mighty Moshin' Emo Rangers".

Plus: Canada's Cream Barrells, Squatt's Functional Status, Baffled Zordon, Horrible Special Effects, and an Excess of Butt.

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Episode 129 - The Opposite of a Peace Frog

Join us for Joel's Serious Time and Emily's Kakuranger Time as we discuss the conclusion of the Hatemaster two parter, during which we solve all hate, forever!

Along the way we agree that comic books are still stupid, that putties may in fact be the apex of the mooks in the whole series, that kiwi burds are cute, that Rita's face glitter is Very Good, and that we will elect Frog Zord President, and you cannot stop us.

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Episode 127 - Zedd Hate Me

Arrre you ready for some footbaaaall? We talk about a wide range of Football topics like the XFL, Zedd and Goldar tossing the old MonsterSkin around, and Uncle Joe, best Quarterback in the game! Oh also, this is a very special episode about dyslexia? 

We also discuss Mike's encyclopedic CSI knowledge, Zack's codeword ("reverse space-jam"), Nickelodeon Guts minigames, and like, way too much Dragonball

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Episode 126 - I Like Your Tie

Dustin and Jeff join us for an episode so great I'm actually going to summarize it in the description!

Rocky and a Hulked out Chemistry Teacher swap places for a day as Rocky uses his Chemistry know-how to save the rangers, and Mr. Wilton demeans his fellow faculty and picks up girls!

Rito leads the moon crew for the day and Zedd takes a vacation! Bulk and Skull evolve to their final form: Trash Boys! Jason David Frank has a good line reading!

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Episode 123 - Ninjors Bogus Journey

Zack is too busy flying to PAX South to write this blurb, but don't worry, because Mike found enough time in his busy schedule of being incredibly handsome and clever to write one for him.

This week: Ninjor goes to hell, Bulk and Skull doom themselves to an eternity in hell by becoming cops, and the panel experiences the living hell of voting for our Third Annual Teenie Awards!

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Episode 121 - Just One Big Nipple

As we deal with the fallout from the destroyed zords, we also discuss the newly announced Sentai, Simon's Season Rankings, and the Ranger's quest through some bad traps to get new powers.

While we walk there, Luke sings us some persona 5 songs, Zack crafts a Low Self Esteem Zedd theory, Bulk & Skull hate exercise, and we discuss exactly what form Master Vile's nipples take.

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Episode 119 - Dr. Pleprechaun: The One Fans Crave

This week Frankie rejoins us to discuss the end of the Friend In Need 3 parter and what will CERTAINLY be a long and fruitful friendship between the Power Rangers and Masked Rider. 

We'll also discuss misleading toy advertisements, our pitch for insect based power rangers, Zordon's Starfleet Degree, and Bulk FINALLY giving up on his Power Ranger based schemes.

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Episode 118 - The Fun Is In The Challenge

Join us and our friend Frankie to help discuss Prince Dex and his horrifying 90s commercials as we get to the bottom of the mysterious Simon Murders.

On the way Frankie fills us in on the Spanish dub of Guardian Del Poder, Joel is very mean to Yogi Bear, the moon crew performs a Three Stooges Bit, Masked rider fights some body pillows and TOMMY KICKS A MAN OFF A SPACE HORSE

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Episode 117 - Hi Rez Cocoa Puff

Mitchell Joins us to discuss the back door Masked Rider pilot, tell Power Rangers stories, and tell us about his Time Share Investment.

While we discuss it, Luke gives us the strange story of Sensurround, Mike tells us about JCVD v JDF, Luke explains Saban's "Two Whole Moneys" plan, Emily is excited about Kimberly's on-brand bedroom, and Joel pitches a fixed Masked Rider show (AKA Zedd and Count Dregan Mean Girls)

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Episode 116 - Boogerman's Got Nards

We finish up the MMPR movie but begin with talk of a successful extra life stream, an UNSUCCESSFUL crabbing attempt, and Roger Ebert's delicious hatred for the Power rangers.

Then we move onto nearly an our of discussing why the zords look so bad. Plus, evil high fives, Finnster's undercover cop stint, Care bear stares, and everyone's favorite button.

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Episode 115 - Garden Hoses & Faerie Fire

For part 2 of the Movie, Greg joins us to talk about horrifying goldar faces, sexy barbarian ladies, falcon kicks, and powdered coffee creamer.

We also discuss the part of the movie noone likes: The ninjetti quest for the "Great Power", Ivan Ooze's mastery of disguises, the propensity of Angel Grove parents to just shove their hands in anything that looks suspicious, and fun fire experiments the whole family can enjoy!

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Episode 114 - You Can't Just Say Morphing Grid, Luke


Join us and to discuss The first part of the original MMPR film!

Before we begin we discuss the new Power Rangers HyperForce RPG and our excitement at seeing Bulk finally be a ranger, talk about the inequitable Zord distribution in Ninja Steel, and get a very sleepy Lucas to give us his power rangers news.

Then with that out of the way we talk about our divisive opinions on Ivan Ooze, and the movie suits, and our absolutely non-divided opinions on the rockin soundtrack, extremely misplaced sound effects, and Aisha's special, special powers.

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Episode 113 - Evil Billy Blue His Cover

This week Mike is back as host, Guest Ryan returns after the Jebediah incident, and new guest Cassandra joins us to watch an episode where everyone is so competent that its intensely offputting! Why are characterizations actually good? Why do the rangers and Zordon actually act in a responsible manner? Why is Tommy actually acting as a leader?

Luckily theres still some insane things that happen, apparently being evil makes you want to lift weights, Matt launches his sub podcast Owl Facts, Tommy makes an UTTERLY bizarre art project, and the Putties are very, very proud of their butts.

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Episode 111 - Winking Time Hole

We get back into time shenanigans, and this time we appear to accidentally have brought back Jebediah. Jebediah's deal is... confusing. Is he a ghost? Maybe?

Anyway we also talk about the constant menace of Time Holes in Angel Grove, Zack's deep love of Doc Skullovitch, extremely prominent putty butts (and putty fashion), and, of course, HORNSWAGGLE.

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Episode 107 - MMPR IV: Tommys In Time

Join us for a sleepy time recording as Mike continues his attempt to coup the podcast from Zack, we find out that Awake Luke is Punny Luke, we discuss the exciting conclusion of the Green Vs White Ranger trilogy (and disappointing face turns and zord fights), and of course we discuss Zedd's horrifically botched circumcision, because we are still us.

Also, at the mid break we get an amazing fan parody song by listener Paul!

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Episode 105 - The Monster Mask and Monkey Satan

Mike hosts as its the return of the green ranger, what you've been waiting for the whole time! ...Right?!?The plot and its specifics deeply confuse us and we have a lot of questions this week: How is Colonial Angel Grove Possible? Why don't they just give the putties guns? Why DID Zedd marry Rita? What does the moon crew's Org Chart look like?We do manage to agree on a few things along the way, namely, our show is very stupid, and also we like Sonic Mania very much.

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Episode 103 - The Scenic Route to Square One

Join us for part 2/3 of The Wedding as Simon Returns and is very confused at why all the monsters are singing a dumb song, why the power rangers spend the entire episode walking in circles, and why Rita now appears to be able to break the 4th wall. Also we discuss the Meatwad/Super Meat Boy/Zedd family reunion, why Alpha is a better villain than Rita and Zedd combined, and how Tommy can possibly be this bad at pep talks.

Episode Discussed: S02E42: The Wedding Part 2

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Episode 102 - No Rules Just Rita

Join us for the return of both Luke and Rita! Both of them seem to be upset for some reason! While we try to placate Luke, Rita gets a makeover and hatches a new scheme. Meanwhile we are introduced to the Canadian Tuxedo, Zack is confused about how Mimosas work, Finnster learns you can't solve every problem with monsters, we all urge our listeners not to put alchohol up their butts, and a listener question accidentally makes us launch a new podcast!

Episode Discussed: S02E41: The Wedding Part 1

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