Luke, the host of hit podcast Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Raymond, joins Crystal and Cameron to deduce the chronological timeline of every Super Mario platformer.
You can view the timeline as it stands at https://bit.ly/AccursedMarioTimeline
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Thank you so much for keeping the emails coming! On this episode we answer such questions as: What if Ikana made it to Hyrule, and immediately got owned? Who would we play as in a Zelda MMO? And, a special email about the Hytopians that manages to change the timeline!
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THE YEAR IS 20X5 IN THE HISTORY OF THE COSMOS. The unknown life-form code-named “METROID” discovered by the GALACTIC FEDERATION on Planet SR388 has been stolen by SPACE PIRATES. The greatest of all the space hunters, SAMUS ARAN, has been sent on a one-man mission to penetrate the SPACE PIRATE base on planet ZEBES and destroy METROID before it is transformed into a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. Even with his robotic SUPERPOWERS and SPACE SUIT, will he be able to save the galaxy?
Meanwhile, in another timeline…
The year is 20X5 of the Cosmic Calendar. Space Pirates have seized samples of the incredibly dangerous life-form “Metroid” discovered by the Galactic Federation on planet SR388. In their hands, Metroid could destroy all of galactic civilization. Only the greatest bounty hunter, Samus Aran, is able to penetrate the Space Pirate base on Planet Zebes, her homeworld, once populated by the enigmatic Chozo. Can this one-woman army defeat the Space Pirates, destroy Metroid, and save the galaxy?
Thank you to James Shuar, @luministmusic for allowing us to use his music in the intro and outro!
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Welcome to the introductory episode of The Book of Mudora’s new series, The Book of Aurora, which will focus on the lore of the Metroid series. We discuss our history with the games, our objective for this podcast, and, of course, deeply analyze the latest 35 second trailer.
Thank you to James Shuar, @luministmusic for allowing us to use his music in the intro and outro!
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The 20th canonical Zelda game has finally arrived. They made a 2-hour voice-acted animated movie like everyone wanted! When the Goddess calls out to her forgotten friend, it opens a portal through time to deliver a revelation of calamity to the past, only to be followed by the malice itself. Armed with the knowledge of the future, can the Goddess avert the calamity apocalypse?
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Now that the sequel to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is still in development, we have a new batch of questions to answer, such as: What happened to the master sword? Does Zelda still have telepathy? And, will you be able to use cool exploits to get to the floating islands?
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Another one minute and thirty-six seconds of the 20th canonical Zelda game have been released, and it is time to analyze it! We discuss Princess Zelda’s death and descent into the pit of hell, the source of the mysterious floating isles, and the possibility a closed time loop with Skyward Sword.
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The mail continues to come in and we will continue to answer your questions, such as: Could the Realm of the Ocean King be a dream? What is the result of the “Dunno” ending in Spirit Tracks? And what’s the deal with Dune?
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Thank you for continuing to send us e-mails! We have developed quite a backlog, but we’re going to slowly work through it by answering such questions as: Where did the Hero’s Bow come from? How come nobody recognizes Majora’s Mask? And what if the Zonai are like the ancient brotherhood of Hashshashin?
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An ill foreigner visits the city of Yharnam to partake of their miraculous blood ministration, which is capable of healing any disease. Unfortunately, they are saddled with a nightmarish medical debt and must spend the night hunting bloodthirsty beasts to pay it off. We discuss such topics as: Does anything actually happen in Bloodborne? Is Gehrman a villain… or a hero? And why is Hidetaka Miyazaki so scared of uteri?
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The gamer's dream has been achieved: a pre-release demo that answers many of the questions you had while introducing many even more intriguing questions and also being fun to play. We discuss the role of The Fortuneteller, the Good Egg and the Evil Egg, and why Impa completely whips ass.
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In the square, the people whisper a tale... not a legend, exactly, certainly not a history, but a story, of warriors from Hyrule, unrivaled in strength yet hopelessly outnumbered, fighting in an apocalyptic age of calamity. We discuss such topics as: What is canon, anyway? What's the deal with Zelda's spells? And why is this evil little egg going to betray you?
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A lost package has been delivered! We answer the hottest questions of March 2020, such as: What if Twinrova is a recurring phenomenon? Did Link actually become stronger after his resurrection? And, is it possible to share so much suffering that you literally die?
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The Book of Mudora performs the most sacred ritual of the gamer people: making a top 10 list. In this edition, they place 15 games in a top 10 games of the 2010s list, ordered according to quality, but without including any Zelda games.
You can see the list at https://bit.ly/Mudora2010s
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The Book of Mudora reconvenes to hear Crystal explain the following tweet:
Ysmir Wulfharth: Demise
Zurin Arctus: Mandrag Ganon
Hjalti Early-Beard: Ganondorf
The Underking: Demon King Ganon
Tiber Septim: Ganondorf Dragmire
Talos Stormcrown: Dark Lord Ganondorf
Mantella: Dark Beast Ganon
Anumidium: Calamity Ganon
Talos: Ganon
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The Book of Mudora presents its final thesis: a comprehensive history of Hyrule from its apocryphal creation to its accursed destiny.
You can read the timeline document at bit.ly/TheAccursedTimeline
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On the final mailbag of the Book of Mudora Vol. 1, we tackle such questions as: Is Link responsible for the fate of the Sheikah monks? Where is the homeland of the Rito? And, are the Lost Woods evidence of hollow earth theory?
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In preparation for the Book of Mudora’s final thesis, we convene to reach consensus on eighteen unanswered questions about the Zelda timeline.
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The Book of Mudora convenes to subjectively rank various aspects of the Legend of Zelda according to quality, such as: What are the best ghosts in Zelda? What are the best couples in Zelda? What are the best alternatives to the monarchy in Zelda?
You can see the lists yourself at bit.ly/zeldalists !
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The Book of Mudora talked for two hours about the one minute and twenty-six second teaser trailer for the 20th canonical Zelda game. We discuss the return of that retro Zelda villain Ganondorf, the ancient curse of the Gerudo (or Zonai?), and Link's new devil bringer.
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