Bonus 38 - Teenagers With Altitude III: Polyamory and Pilots

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Emily brings her partners, Mike and Cassie, along on a magical journey through the skies, where they mistakenly watch the fifth episode of Disney's Talespin, "From Here to Machinery," instead of the first episode, like they meant to. Along the way, they discuss how sexy bears are, and how hard it is to keep the words "pilot" and "pirate" straight. Happy Valentine's Day!

Bonus 36 - Clockstoppers Part 1

Seasons Greetings! This week to celebrate (?) Luke leads us in a discussion of the 2002 Jonathan Frakes “Classic”, Clockstoppers. How much do we hate this kid? You may be surprised!

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Bonus 34 - Turkeys With Attitude

SURPRISE! Many thanks to the friends and Putty Patrollers that contributed to this episode, and apologies to those who would have contributed but didn’t because of my deception. Whether you’re busy watching the Lions suck at football, an MST3K marathon, or just having a normal Thursday because America’s NOT actually the center of the universe I hope you have a great day and know how thankful we are for you.

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Bonus 33 - Simons in Danger: 25th Anniversary Special

Well, half the crew was at PAX West, Zack's Sister Got Married, Mike Moved, but SIMON IS HERE AND THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

Simon gives his thoughts on the 25th anniversary special of Super Ninja Steel, his thoughts on the season so far, and, of course, revives the Fan Favorite Segment Simon Sorts as he ranks every theme song!

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Riders With Masks: Episode 1

Welcome to the first episode of Riders With Masks! Mike is determined to watch and discuss every episode of the Power Rangers spin-off Masked Rider, because he makes terrible life choices. Also making a horrible mistake and joining him for this first episode is Audio Entropy's resident Kamen Rider fan, Julie!

Join them as they experience entirely too much orange, baffling name shuffling, a shocking brush with celebrity, hiccups and slime, reckless adoption, and a comic relief sidekick character who's even worse than Flabber!

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Bonus 31- Ultimate Kristmas Kombat 3

As our Kuest komes to an end, and a new year starts, I can't help but remember Abraham Lincoln's immortal words: "Be excellent to each other, and party on."

Really puts things into perspective.

I'm stalling for time because I didn't make sure Zack put a blurb and picture in here before last night. Here have this picture. Pretty weird, right?

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Episode 60 - Horse Firmware Updates

Join us and our friend Dustin, who hath returneth from the Abyss Of Lost Recordings to give us tales of Double Demon Hunters and OP Horses before we settle down to talk about Zack's final attempt to romance Angela using the power of poor characterization, material wealth.... and song!
 

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Episode 59 - The Moby Dick Of Children

Join us and TWA Theme Scribe/Performer Mitchell as we struggle against technical issues to bring you a discussion of Tommy Oliver's crippling, Memento-like memory loss, witness a Putty Training Montage, and cheer on Bulk & Skull's protest against the restrictive societal standards enforced by Mrs. Appleby. 

Mitchell gives us his history of watching Power Rangers in Secret, we learn the Secret Origin of Goldar, and Zack reads THE LAST MORPHACNOMINAL EVER.

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Episode 58 - More Mean Boy Hugs

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOTBAAAALL? Mike, Luke, Joel, and returning guest Tyberius are! Tommy tries to get over his crippling social anxiety to try out for the football team while literally everyone else on the cast has seemingly no problem with making the team! We learn the sad tale of Ernie's promising football career cut short, watch Bulk try out some sweet Ballet moves, and desperately try to unearth the secrets of the Mysterious Football Rap, all while making copious Space Jam comparisons.

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Episode 57 - Legendary Tuba Asshole

Liz Returns to join us for the introduction of the Lizzinator! Which is not her, its a big dumb monster that talks in a very poor Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, don't get them confused.  

This week Jason finds out if putties can drive, we talk about the giant golden statue of Kimberly, we try to puzzle out exactly what the Lizzinator's car fetish entails, and Liz learns things about Matt she'll never be able to forget.

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Episode 56 - Juicing Your Bugaboo

Join us and returning guest Other Zack for the moment you've all been waiting for: Jason V Tommy: Dawn of Biceps, as well as discuss the Moon Crew's rampant alcoholism, Rita's collection of empty Franzia boxes, and the spell breaking power of high fives.

But before that, we catch up with Zack and discuss his unease with Shin Godzilla, a retrospective of Peter Jackson's filmography, and converting his apartment into the hold of a pirate ship. 

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Episode 55 - Professor Edward G. Nasty

Listener Lucas joins us after hunting Zack down like wild game in order to discuss what its like to be a Power Ranger fan who grew up after the show's heyday and talk about Ernie's Youth Soccer Team, the Power Ranger's suspiciously encyclopedic knowledge of all of Angel Grove's small children, and what Bulk & Skull do every day from 3 to 5.

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Episode 54 - The Legend of Chip Hayes

Join us and previous guests Lau and Tal to discuss an infamous episode from a time littered with Rappin' Grannies and Santas: That's right, the time of the Pumpkin Rapper is upon us. We talk about the weird early 90s landscape of what culture did to rap for a while, talk about how in the universe of Power Rangers, the "most popular game show in the country" is absolute complete nonsense, and discuss the mechanics of Pumpkin Wiggling.

Oh and Luke totally invents a new Pokemon Go craze.

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Episode 53 - The Intercontinental Burger Beef

Join returning guest Graham and new guest Sleepy Jules to discuss Zack's predilection for showmanship and magic, culminating in possibly the stupidest and most confusing monster-fighting plan of all time.  

More importantly than that though, let's get down to business: Welcome to International Burger Beef 2016: Jules V Zack in a verbal fight to the death and/or extreme frustration as we take a completely unreasonable amount of time out of the middle of the episode to determine once and for all what, exactly, is a Burger. Or maybe we get exasperated and give up, I forget.

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Episode 52 - Do It With the Pamango

Zack went on vacation and accidentally left behind the keys to the podcast, so the rest of the crew takes it on a joyride.  Meanwhile on Power Rangers, Tommy and Jason teach self-defense to middle-aged women and Rita Repulsa misunderstands a common aphorism about as badly as possible, but it's okay because apparently the writers did too.

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Episode 51 - Bee Grade Puns

We are joined by our friends Josh and Emily from the podcast VGM Jukebox to discuss the crushing dissappointmen of Billy receiving a B, and we try to determine exactly how it is possible that he built a magic flying car, and yet does not know that whales live in the ocean. Josh gives us the bizarro experience of growing up knowing about Sentai but not knowing about Power Rangers, and Emily talks about how important Trini was to her growing up, causing us to let up on Trini for a grand total of about 60 seconds.

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