Crystal joins us for a slightly shorter ep as we are transported into the world of 80s fashion and age regression. So really the world of normal Totally Spies. Also sorry for some audio issues this episode! We talk about: Yoshi Safari, More Bizarre, Someone Gave Luke A Panel, Zero Dawn Is Better Than Neir, Molly Watched Fast Five, Beverly High Street, Is Clover Racist?, Luke Actually Laughs At Totally Spies, GLADIS Rules, Alex The Lesbian, Double Digits, One Dude and Two Bad Henchmen, Raver Mandy, Drive By 80s, Neon Graveyard, Jerry Canonically Sucks, Deep In The Sewer, DO NOT FUCK YOUR SPY DAD, Luke’s First Episode, The Best Vlog, The Many Faces of Tim Scam,
Read MoreEpisode 79: Mandy Lives In The Ceiling
We finally have Joel on in an episode that takes into the distant future of 2025 where Mandy rules, Jerry is seeking to become immortal and the future spies are mercenaries and the current spies are slowly dissolving. None of those are jokes we made. We talk about: Alcohol Problems, Job Application Woes, Buying Pokemon Again, Mix Dropping, I Would Have Zero Dawns, The Moon Scoop Group, Return of David, Revenge of Revenge of the Sith, Actual Time Travel, Mandy Rules The World, Jerry The Life Seeker, Clover Thinks She’s Single, Hypnosis Keyword, Stretching The Future, Don’t Fuck Your Spy Dad, Cheerleading Is Forever
Episode 78: Stretch Into Your DMs
We break into a new season and a new group with old villains. We got some dreamy teenz who are actually killer robots! We’re joined by Sean to talk about: Moving Up The Road, Recording Together, The Prest-ige Spoilers, Master of Disguise, Mandy For Mayor, Fifth Tim Scam, Pirate Costumes Problems, Helga’s Villain Credentials, Anarchy Ashley, Canadian Boy, Jerry Repeats 4th Grade, Less Than Jake Cover Bands, GLADIS Lives, Dead Rising, SPORTS, Fake School, Vampire Robots, Dyson Fans, Triple Flip Sandwich Kick, Canadian Sterotypes, Luke Was Still Watching The Episode, Monster Yearbook, Robot Reveal,
Read MoreEpisode 77: Jerrance the Vampire
We get together to wrap up the final parts of the finale and the wrap up the first half of the show! There’s a lot of wild discussions and us saying we were going to be going back to weekly when we skipped a week again! WHOOPS! We talk about: Bad At Doctors, .Hack, Bad Wrestle Game, Matrix Takes, Sam Sees Herself, Multiple Car Etiquette, Molly Wrote This Episode, Birthmark Trouble, Sam Is Destroyed, Evil Blimp, Shotgunning Hairspray, Water Explosion, Raise A Robot Ruckus, Terrance is Right, Metal Gear Spies, Fountains of Wayne Talk, GLADIS Dies, The Matrix Revolutions Of People, Double Latex, Youtube Mario, Gamer Candles
Episode 76: Inner Laura Croft
We start the first part of the three part finale with us all singing the worst rendition of “Happy Birthday” and then wishing we had watched all three parts because BOY there isn’t a lot going on in this ep. Of course by our standards that just means that secrets about the Spies past are being revealed and they’re being blackmailed to kill Jerry, no big whoop. We talk about: Video Game Odyssey, Fast & Furious, Good Show Good Places, Suddenly Good Spies, Butchest Alex, Cool Dean, Spying on Kid, A Basic Logic Puzzle, When Do You Get Birthmarks?, Carrot Myths, Fuck Tuxedo Mask, Code Lyoko, We Got Called Out
Episode 75: Rosanne Fanfiction
The gang are watching an episode where the main villain is canonically an idiot. Truly this solves all our problems. Oh this episode sucks and is racist? Oh okay then, I guess we’ll just talk about random bullshit. We talk about: War Shadow: Rings of Lords, Destiny Loop, Riverdale Is Still Wild, 420 Splash, Slow Crime Day Totally Spies 2049, The Flintstones Is The Village, Caveman Kidnapping, Highly Funded Community College, Dumb Gun, Evil Lair Contractor Animation Cel Money Shot, Bad Beam, The Return of John Popper, The Only Good YouTube Comments, Bimbo-Adjacent, Martin Mystère, Geico TV, Luke Impressions, Unfollow Notification, At Antartica...
Read MoreEpisode 74: One Weird Trick Martial Artists HATE
The gang welcome back Emily as we get stretch and really blitz our chakaras for a yoga themed Totally Spies. The hosts are divided on whether this is one of the best episodes so far (it totally [Spies {Undercover}] is.) We talk about: New Partners, New Shows, New Jobs, New Raids, Sam Can’t Climb, Magic GLADIS, Drift Belts, WHOOP Cops, Weighted Training Skin, Luke Has A Bit, Bit Part Revenge, The Chi Machine, Gum Tricks, Pure Totally Spies Comments, Best Dogs, Petty Levels, It’s DDP,
Read MoreEpisode 73: 666 Ghz
Luna returns for an episode that has ACTUAL GHOULS. It’s Halloween and it’s a dark 10:30 AM so we might as well raise hell, fight liches and drag Mandy around. We talk about: No Babies, PUBG Canary, Swapped Hives, Game QA, Ashley Can’t Stop Talking About Chris Gethard, Luke Is Best At MGS, Ashamed of Words, Lil Dab, Sponsored By It, Dick or Treat, All Grow’d Up, Absolute Bastard Mother Fucker Jerry Lewis, Candy Monster, The Goofer, Actual Mandy Witch, The Great Gazoo, The Greatest Sentence, Rasp Man, 666 Ghz, Ice J, Voretex, Brooks Boy, Stephen King Is A Weirdo, THUG2, Halloween Traditions, Dilbert Child, Trick Or Treat Stories
Read MoreEpisode 72: Friends, Loved Ones, Spies
The trio return to talk about Jerry falling in love to a secondary character most people would have forgotten. Also Alex and Clover suck so Sam goes alone. Ashley is also a big ol’ dummy and forgot to use her mic so it sounds like shit. Sorry! We talk about: Name Dropping, MGS2, PETA VR, Wa-Ashley, Metal Arms, Road 66, End of Travels Boys, Pure Tungsten, Gifted A Boy, Jerry Loves Hearts, Au Resevoir, Jerry Is Iron Man, GLADIS Fucks, Luke Writes Totally Spies
Read MoreEpisode 71: The Sub-Plot
Luke returns to watch an episode where Clover searches for a sub and Jerry finds a very racist caricature as a mentor. Also the villain's plan is shit even in universe. We talk about: PUBG, No Sleep Computer, Garbage SummerSlam, Yuri Search, Catch 22 Wrestling, Surfe Laughing, A Line Of Freshmen Girls, Science Spies, Obvious Villain, New Zealand Is Gone, Horny Quicksand, Luke Asks If Mass Murder Is Good, Spilling Tea, Moving Australia, Boat Sunroof, Third Eye, Moving Continents, Clover Strength, Mandy Stays on Bottom, Netflix Queues, Totally Persona,
Read MoreEpisode 70: Totally Mercs
It’s just Ashley and Molly in a leaner episode of Totally Reprise. That doesn’t mean we don’t have an ep on our hands as Alex goes under the effects of truth serum and Sam and Alex fight over who Alex loves more. We talk about: Just Cause, Nice Price, Jackie Chan, Filme, Chicken Dinner, The Loop, Large Hardon Collider, Hero Academy, Slurps, Disappearing Briefcase, Boy A Day, The Dangerous Water Of Michael Jackson Parodies, Sounds Like Cleamons, Villain Jump, Blinding Tank, Wrestling Replays, Jerry’s Plan B, Ashley Fought Somebody,
Read MoreEpisode 69: Nice
Alex goes goth and then becomes an insect queen in a hell of an episode. Oh also Molly, Luke and Ashley are all in the same room finally with their own studio audience of one. So now we get to actually stare at the person making bad jokes. We talk about the Pringles Incident, Cracker Barrel Devastation, Wall Drug, Poem World, Mixed Up Animation, Russian Rave, Bug Mass, Ashley’s Favorite Moment, GLADIS is Mommy, Bug Man, The Bug Queen Is Leggy, Sexy Cockroach Costume, Alex’s Larvae, Our Audience Leaves, Riding The Spray, Sam The Legend Killer, Alex Is Pastel Goth, Kamen Rider Spies
Read MoreEpisode 68: 60% More Anime
Welcome to Totally Reprise airlines! Molly, Ashley, and Luke will be your flight crew today as we sail along the skies while everything gets TOO WILD. Topics Discussed include: Sailor Moon Attacks, The Blockbuster Book, Clover is the WORST, JERRY IS THE WORST, Triple Threat, Airline Pilot Voices, A Teleporting Villain, Gadgets and how Not To Test Them, a List of Very Fast Things, Moving at near light speed, Time Travel Celebrity Murder
Read MoreEpisode 67: Cyborg Eye
Clover finally becomes the villain we knew she could be as she becomes a super soldier spy. Also maybe a robot??? We’re joined by Emily to puzzle this out. We talk about: Rogue Podcasts, Ashley Doesn’t Like Cars, Scary Teddy Bears, Popular Club, A Podcast Intervention, Soap Heels, Punk Lunch, Clover Has A Gun, Past VR Crimes, Second Rate Spy Agency, Getting Dark, Self Mind Control, Ashley Gets A Gift, Codename: Mommy
Episode 66: Sad Girl Next To Ice
We’re joined by Mike as we investigate the the secrets of GLADIS and also have Christmas in July! We talk about: TWA Math, Overwatch Guy Ratings, Fucking Winston, Bad Banking, Useless Opening, Finding Yourself In Europe Sucks, Jerry Is Canon Creep, Red Eye Robots, Took The Evil Out, Long Term Role Play, Bad Chess, 500 Year Sentence, The President’s Hands, Allergy Problems, The Ticket To Ride Anime Clover Robs, Alex Dummy, Brain Download, Awful Video Game Stunts, We Just Repeat Kung Pow Jokes, We Can’t Remember Terminator, A Barenaked Ladies Christmas
Episode 65: Codename Daddy
It’s just the core trio as we go to camp, show off our talents, get them stolen and start to gaze in horror as the show and their jokes become one. We talk about: Sunny DMV, ARMS Lore, LMTYAC&C, Lazy Book Reports, Walk In Freezer, Reverse McFly, Camp Butch, Accordion Talent, Half-pipe Keyboard, Two Jet Skis, Radiation Problems, Sam Unleashed, Runs Off Ghost Piss, Crying Mandy, CW Totally Spies, Selfie Techniques,
Episode 64: Jerry Lewis’ Battlegrounds
No one can escape the horror of WOOHP Island. Our rag tag group of hosts along with guest Marl are going to try to do everything they can to get off alive and talk about the implications along the way. We talk about: GAME GRLZ Ep 1560: E-3 Sleepy, Murder Island, A Good Harley, Burnout: Paradise Rules, Anime Mary Kay, War Crime Territory, A Very Very Very Big Man, The Totally Spies The Underground, Monkey Hands, Frankenstein Looking Motherfucker, Zumba Library, Boys Exist, Tim Scam Is A Changeling, The Spies Killed People, Molly Kills Ashley, We Thought We Heard A Ghost, Dragging Nick Robinson
Read MoreEpisode 63: Like Pulling Teeth
We are joined for an UTTERLY HORRIFYING episode of Totally Spies involving teeth and gunk and it SUCKS. We’re joined by Ava for this ep even though no one wants to be here. We talk about: #MoveSquad, Molly Fight, Jim Carrey’s Film Career, The End of Knowing, Molly Goes Under Swinging, Dentist Experiences, WHOOP-bot, Rat Laugh, Jerry Makes A Spy Satellite For Sam, Deep Web Gossip, The Grossest Teeth, Poor Furry President, Useless Smoke Bomb, The MOST Horny, Sam Loses Time, Good Puns, Sam’s Safe Word Problems
Read MoreEpisode 62: Ashley Joined The High School Illuminati
We get nerdy with our guest Maxie as Arnold gets mind controlled and turns people into nerds. Also Tuxedo Mask is there? It’s weird. We talk about: Maxie’s Confession, It’s Gonna Bee Mai, Fetish Search Engines, ARMS, Spoiler Alert, Mascots, Dodgeball Strategies, We Roast Arnold, We Make Body Horror, Cool Car, Arnold Can’t Take A Hint, Zepplins: Cool?, Clover Loves BIg Bang Theory, We Watch A Duran Duran Music Video, Nerdiest Thing You’ve Ever Done, Alex Loves Club Penguin, Molly Sees a Kitten
Read MoreEpisode 61: Alex Gets Swole
It’s just the hosts as we watch an episode where Alex is distressingly het and boys are distressingly muscular. We talk about: Jury Duty, The Furry Function, Ashley Has An Egg, Bad Gym Safety, The Spirit of Mandy, Mouth Exercise, We Learn Something, Luke Gets Dark, Analyze Mouth Fluid, Luke Cracks The Bee Code, Jerry Exercises,Secret Fountain Tunnel, Lego Island, Restraining Gym Equipment, Alex Wants This, Horny Biology, We Describe A Sex Toy Photo, Gorilla Strength