Episode 91: The Power Of Horror Yoga

Horrors abound in an episode where we get into the lives of the rich and famous of Totally Spies. The girls are obsessed with wealth more than usual and we have to have guest Emily help us get through it. To get our minds off it we talk about: MMO House, Coming Out As A Furry, DBZ Is Mondo Cool, Gamer Secrets, The Good Place Is Good, Titty Balloon, Sushi Boat, Sexed Up Oprah, Staying True To The Bit, Longing For The Hilton Years, Magic Finger Ladies, Iggy the Dog, Clover Forgets A Kidnapping, Evil Robot Dog, Bondage Stocks, Big Brother But Traps

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Episode 90: Fernando AKA WWE Superstar Justin Gabriel

We dive into an episode where plants are putting men to sleep and there's a new, worse Poison Ivy in town! We discuss: "My Disturbing, Over-Muscled Son!", DBZ Recaps, Talking about Other Podcasts, Return to Totally Spies Underground, Rod Bentley's Estate, Totally Spies Guest WWE Superstar Justin Gabriel, Nation-States, Triangulating Plant Locales, Jet Ski Combat, Clover Gets Caught On Purpose, Not *ALL* Men!, Self-Correcting Villain Problem, Tons of questions about Plant Girls, Alien 3, and a post-credits clip about Cucumbers.

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Episode 89: Cruisin’

We were all very excited for a time loop episode but it’s really bad and makes no sense. Also the episode has tons of technical issues and Ashley makes a dumb joke. We still manage to talk about: Time Loops, Birthdays, Your Name, Strength, Fighterz, 40 Pound Ashley, My Hero, Time Loops, Random Giant Robot, Washing Suits, Evil Villain Chip Cheezum, Anchors, Time Loops, Clover Identifies With Bill Murray’s Low Point, Jerry Tapes Everything, A Test, Getting Very Mad About Totally Spies, We Try To Fix It, We Get References, Treehouse Books,

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Episode 88: The Girl With The Velvet Dick

The spies say the word mani- way too much and we have our first gay coded villain! Neither of those things are stuff to get excited about but I want to give a sense of excitement to these descriptions! We talk about: Ashley’s Birthday, Celeste, Poison Got A Haircut, Grandfather’s Book, DBZ Silk Shirt, Horny Gambling Anime, JoJo Tusk, A Hand Episode Clover Is The Human Torch, Seinfeld, Broken Nail, Nails For Peace, Nutella Heart, God Hand, Mandy Is As Strong As 3 Gorillas, Whip Nail, Mirror Bullshit, Alex’s Nails, Robot Talk, Changing Skin, Beyonce Was In Austin Powers

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Eposode 87: The Tavros Theory

The spies run into Arnold, who is trying to be superhero, and of course mind control and horniness follow. Also Alex has a puppy! We talk about: The Big Gaming, Monster Hunting, Your Name, Gamera Fucked A Giraffe, Money Bank, Working The Neck, Mandy’s Island, Jerry Doesn’t Know What Dogs Are, Arnold Sucks, Sam’s Men Shirt, The Worst WHOOP Jail, The Spies Have Cell Phones, Thanos Sitting, Arnold Memes, Mind Alteration Chamber, Power Roulette, Purity Ring, Comic Talk

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Episode 86: Days Of Our Spies

Luna joins the crew for an episode of Totally Spies that’s bad and idiotic and an episode of Totally Reprise that’s a mess, but a fun one! Jerry goes Hollywood and for real kidnaps several people without realizing it. We also get rather political so if you want to hear us talk about  We talk about: Unnecessary Chunk, Boys of Meat, When I Was 19, Horny D Beefz, Wolfenstein 2 Is Bad, Golden Lovers, Luna Ends The Podcast, Gothic Prison, Jennifer Hale Receipts, Hollywood Illuminati, Halloween Hills, Jerry Lewis: The Absolute Dumbest Bitch Alive, The Slicey Boys, Luna Dies, Cashmere Vest, Plane Spinning vs Nukes, Partake In Jerrance Milk, Alex Solves The Mystery, One Day Movie, No Film Camera, Pulled A Truman Show, A Jerry’s Purpose, Ashley Is a Normie,

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Episode 85: Thank God It’s Mandy

Ashley, Molly and a returning Luke finally arrive at the giant Mandy factory. One of us is surprised by a special guest and we all have to deal with Diminutive Small’s voice. We talk about: PAX Live, Thoughts On Uub, High Concentration Cucking, We Murder Luke, Teddy Bear Crime, Smoking Helium, California Cliffs, Evil Microchip The Villain’s Awful Horny Plan, Whoop Ass Girls, School Night Shift, Giant Volleyball, Hungry For Toes, Mandy Just Kidnaps People, Catsuit Under Robe, Big Head Mode, Living Off Spa Snacks, We Get Liked By A NYT Bestseller, Bad Transphobic Jokes, Giant Fight, Snail Manga, Mandy Gets Mind Wiped Again, Alternate YouTube Comments Ending, Commercials On Fetish Websites, Ashley’s Talent Show Adventure, There’s A Lot Of Dragonball, Stay Gold Poetry Boy

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Episode 84: In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Mime-3: Walking Against The Winds Of Destiny


Molly and Ashley are Luke-less, but they’re joined by Mike for one of the crews favorite episodes of Totally Spies. All it took to bring those smiles to our faces was a mime named Jazz Hands.We talk about: Luke Substitute, MMO GF Revenge, AGDQ, Jeff Dunham Sucks, Cold Fusion Class, Alex Kickflips, Ashley Tries To Make A Classic Film Reference, Giving Up Witnesses, Boy Band Supergroup, Watching Final Destination In Drivers Ed, Mime Alley, Vocaloid Sam, Cat Cafe Woes, Undercover In Clown Town, Blowjob Lips Painting, French Self-Hate, We Just Re-Do A Chowder Joke, Terrifying Mime Wrestlers, GLADIS Is Cute, Fuck You I Got Mime, Convict Mime Cop Dog,

Episode 83: Ascended To The Jerrance Form

Molly, Ashley and Luke are finally proven right about Jerry being evil and the smoothie spies being real. For that we have to learn about Terrance’s evil DNA and none of us were ready for that. We talk about: Molly Is A Liar, James Hitman, PopTeamEpic, Full Metal Anime, My Roommate Snorlax, The Joker of Totally Spies, Mandy Zuckerburg, Smoothies & Spying, Born To Be Jerry, Ashley’s Awful Cockney Joke, Killer Plunger, Toilet Paper Etiquette, Evil DNA, Molly Is Deeply Upset, Terrance’s Evil Milk, Teeth Suck Up, Dragon Ball Jerry, Milk Experience, Mario Kart Rhymes,


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Episode 82: Woke Before It’s Time


Molly, Ashley and Luke are back in 2018 with their friend Dul and we’re going to J.O.E. where Alex becomes a FUCKING DOLPHIN. Also Jerry is the absolute worst in canon. We talk about: Weed Gift Cards, The Fly Fucking Sucks, Live Airport Let’s Place, Outdoor Shower 2, Snow Crash, Toilet Bed, Report Card Forgery, Multiple Missions A Day, One Tim Scam Away, Banned From Every Hotel, Luke Is Mad About Dorsal Fins, Moisten Those WHOOP Chutes, Bad Uniforms, Dolphin Wearing a Headset, Dolphin Family Photo, Everyone Loves Flower Horse, Alex’s Motivation, Dolphins: The Best Pokemon, Alex Made A Bad Joke, Weird Last Laugh, Alexa Guest Stars, Ecoo The Dolphin, Immortal Lobster, We Got An E-Mail

Episode 81: Bodied By A Mom


Maxie and the crew head to the OP where life is perfect and everyone is mind controlled. Also is it a parody of the OC? We just don’t know. We talk about: Sick Cast, Medieval Times, Totally Spies In Theatres, VGAs, 12 AM Midnight, Love Computer, The Perfect Jerrance, Double Whoop’d, One Way Car, Totally Evil 4, Mysterious 3rd Bed, Ashley Goes Too Dark, Jojo Is Weird, Todd Was Mind Control, Clocktower Games Except Clocktower The Game, The Equivalent of Hip Hop, WHOOP Canonically Detains People Without Trial, Molly Say Fuck In A Toys R Us, Super Tim Scam Odyssey, Stepford Spies, The Fuck Is Up With The Parent Trap, Gucci Mane is a Furry

Episode 80: You Got Spy Mail

Crystal joins us for a slightly shorter ep as we are transported into the world of 80s fashion and age regression. So really the world of normal Totally Spies. Also sorry for some audio issues this episode! We talk about: Yoshi Safari, More Bizarre, Someone Gave Luke A Panel, Zero Dawn Is Better Than Neir, Molly Watched Fast Five, Beverly High Street, Is Clover Racist?, Luke Actually Laughs At Totally Spies, GLADIS Rules, Alex The Lesbian, Double Digits, One Dude and Two Bad Henchmen, Raver Mandy, Drive By 80s, Neon Graveyard, Jerry Canonically Sucks, Deep In The Sewer, DO NOT FUCK YOUR SPY DAD, Luke’s First Episode, The Best Vlog, The Many Faces of Tim Scam, 

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Episode 79: Mandy Lives In The Ceiling


We finally have Joel on in an episode that takes into the distant future of 2025 where Mandy rules, Jerry is seeking to become immortal and the future spies are mercenaries and the current spies are slowly dissolving. None of those are jokes we made. We talk about: Alcohol Problems, Job Application Woes, Buying Pokemon  Again, Mix Dropping, I Would Have Zero Dawns, The Moon Scoop Group, Return of David, Revenge of Revenge of the Sith, Actual Time Travel, Mandy Rules The World, Jerry The Life Seeker, Clover Thinks She’s Single, Hypnosis Keyword, Stretching The Future, Don’t Fuck Your Spy Dad, Cheerleading Is Forever

Episode 78: Stretch Into Your DMs

We break into a new season and a new group with old villains. We got some dreamy teenz who are actually killer robots! We’re joined by Sean to talk about: Moving Up The Road, Recording Together, The Prest-ige Spoilers, Master of Disguise, Mandy For Mayor, Fifth Tim Scam, Pirate Costumes Problems, Helga’s Villain Credentials, Anarchy Ashley, Canadian Boy, Jerry Repeats 4th Grade, Less Than Jake Cover Bands, GLADIS Lives, Dead Rising, SPORTS, Fake School, Vampire Robots, Dyson Fans, Triple Flip Sandwich Kick, Canadian Sterotypes, Luke Was Still Watching The Episode, Monster Yearbook, Robot Reveal,

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Episode 77: Jerrance the Vampire


We get together to wrap up the final parts of the finale and the wrap up the first half of the show! There’s a lot of wild discussions and us saying we were going to be going back to weekly when we skipped a week again! WHOOPS! We talk about: Bad At Doctors, .Hack, Bad Wrestle Game, Matrix Takes, Sam Sees Herself, Multiple Car Etiquette, Molly Wrote This Episode, Birthmark Trouble, Sam Is Destroyed, Evil Blimp, Shotgunning Hairspray, Water Explosion, Raise A Robot Ruckus, Terrance is Right, Metal Gear Spies, Fountains of Wayne Talk, GLADIS Dies, The Matrix Revolutions Of People, Double Latex, Youtube Mario, Gamer Candles

Episode 76: Inner Laura Croft


We start the first part of the three part finale with us all singing the worst rendition of “Happy Birthday” and then wishing we had watched all three parts because BOY there isn’t a lot going on in this ep. Of course by our standards that just means that secrets about the Spies past are being revealed and they’re being blackmailed to kill Jerry, no big whoop. We talk about: Video Game Odyssey, Fast & Furious, Good Show Good Places, Suddenly Good Spies, Butchest Alex, Cool Dean, Spying on Kid, A Basic Logic Puzzle, When Do You Get Birthmarks?, Carrot Myths, Fuck Tuxedo Mask, Code Lyoko, We Got Called Out

Episode 75: Rosanne Fanfiction

The gang are watching an episode where the main villain is canonically an idiot. Truly this solves all our problems. Oh this episode sucks and is racist? Oh okay then, I guess we’ll just talk about random bullshit. We talk about: War Shadow: Rings of Lords, Destiny Loop, Riverdale Is Still Wild, 420 Splash, Slow Crime Day Totally Spies 2049, The Flintstones Is The Village, Caveman Kidnapping, Highly Funded Community College, Dumb Gun, Evil Lair Contractor Animation Cel Money Shot, Bad Beam, The Return of John Popper, The Only Good YouTube Comments, Bimbo-Adjacent, Martin Mystère, Geico TV, Luke Impressions, Unfollow Notification, At Antartica...

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Episode 74: One Weird Trick Martial Artists HATE

The gang welcome back Emily as we get stretch and really blitz our chakaras for a yoga themed Totally Spies. The hosts are divided on whether this is one of the best episodes so far (it totally [Spies {Undercover}] is.) We talk about: New Partners, New Shows, New Jobs, New Raids, Sam Can’t Climb, Magic GLADIS, Drift Belts, WHOOP Cops, Weighted Training Skin, Luke Has A Bit, Bit Part Revenge, The Chi Machine, Gum Tricks, Pure Totally Spies Comments, Best Dogs, Petty Levels, It’s DDP,

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Episode 73: 666 Ghz

Luna returns for an episode that has ACTUAL GHOULS. It’s Halloween and it’s a dark 10:30 AM so we might as well raise hell, fight liches and drag Mandy around. We talk about: No Babies, PUBG Canary, Swapped Hives, Game QA, Ashley Can’t Stop Talking About Chris Gethard, Luke Is Best At MGS, Ashamed of Words, Lil Dab, Sponsored By It, Dick or Treat, All Grow’d Up, Absolute Bastard Mother Fucker Jerry Lewis, Candy Monster, The Goofer, Actual Mandy Witch, The Great Gazoo, The Greatest Sentence, Rasp Man, 666 Ghz, Ice J, Voretex, Brooks Boy, Stephen King Is A Weirdo, THUG2, Halloween Traditions, Dilbert Child, Trick Or Treat Stories

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Episode 72: Friends, Loved Ones, Spies

The trio return to talk about Jerry falling in love to a secondary character most people would have forgotten. Also Alex and Clover suck so Sam goes alone. Ashley is also a big ol’ dummy and forgot to use her mic so it sounds like shit. Sorry! We talk about: Name Dropping, MGS2, PETA VR, Wa-Ashley, Metal Arms, Road 66, End of Travels Boys, Pure Tungsten, Gifted A Boy, Jerry Loves Hearts, Au Resevoir, Jerry Is Iron Man, GLADIS Fucks, Luke Writes Totally Spies

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