Episode 138: Lance Wrishback: Dog Pervert

 There’s so many dogs on this episode of Totally Spies as people are getting their dogs stolen by something not quite human or animal.Meanwhile Oinky has to pretend to be a dog to throw of the entity known as DEAN. Dustin joins us for his first appearance in 100 episodes to talk about it! We talk about: Shadowbringers, Is Cid Hot, Teen Mario, Molly Remember Something, Phoenix Wright, World Next Door, Stranger Things, Judgement, Baseball Talk, WatchDogs Bummer, We Complain About Games, Dog Mansion, Shining Deans, Celeb Dogs, Austin Powers, Jerrance Blair,Charisma Shoes, “Hairless” Dogs, Dog Speedrunning, Dog Gacha, Pig Bowling, Chompy Evolved, The Morals Of Killing Chompy, YTMND, Jim Carrey Movies, Wishboning, Childhood Books, Big Dog Energy, Mystery Inc 

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Episode 137: Ush Crush

 After some shakey episodes we are proud to say that season six is back to being weird and wonderful. Chelsea joins us for a story where two characters are sucked out of their movie and the spies have to deal with it. Meanwhile Sam goes BAD. We talk about: Money is Tight, Crossy Talk: New Leaf, My Maid Barry, Making Tabletop, Making Marios, Uncharted’s Legacy, We Love We Love Katamari, Molly Learns About Chiitan, Too Much Light, National Treasures, Laughed At Cosplay, Punk Usher, Old School Cloak, Bringing Fictional Characters Into The Real World, Carbonated World, Alex Is Too Thirsty, Drag Me To Which Hell, Top Famine, Alex Only Likes Fake Boys,

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Episode 136: Alex Has Floor Food

The Granny returns, this time with mind altering cupcakes and Alex just wants a taste. We’re joined by Maxie as we try to incorporate all the stuff we missed in the last couple weeks and talk about a real forgettable ep. We talk about: Robot Girlfriends, The Outer Wilds, Cross Talk, Banjo-KaWhoie, Cyberpunk Sucks, Cadence, Bad Times at The El Royale, John Wicks, America’s Sweetheart Keanu Reeves, The Boy Was Hot/Not, Luke Gets Very Into Pokemon Cards, First Person Tim Scam, Very Whoopy, Bad Joke Containment, Columbo Is A Himbo, Alex Loves Hypno, Ashley Doesn’t Listen, Granny Made Drugs, Remembering the Good Murders, Tummy Troubles, Grandma Bup Bup, Cake’s Overrated, Salmonella Bites,

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Episode 135: The Scam Family

That celeb hungry villain is back and now he just doesn’t want to befriend them, he wants to become them! Also Oinky is perfect and beautiful. We talk about: Will I Buy RE4 Again?, Vewtiful Joe, Miyazaki, Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Molly Never Liked Baseball, Sam’s Hair, Tim Scam’s Brother, Jock Crush, Shipping Update, Big Bass Pyramid,  Hollyweed, Oinky Is Famous, Some Pig, RomCom Avengers, Celebrity Swap, Kalisto For A Day,

Episode 134: Corndog Shaming

Wedding dresses have gone homicidal and it’s much more boring than you think. Also Sam’s parents are unethically rich. We talk about: Luke’s Twilight Zone, Hotel For Assassins, In Depth Dogs Thoughts, Non-Political Games, Molly’s Be Crafting Dingers, Sam’s Real Doll Dad, Kim Starsmashian, Bike GLADIS, Royal Weddings, Good British Accents, Dadpa, Wedding With Your Familia, Cambria Beef,

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Episode 133: The Torture Tube

Astro Boy is a bully now and the girls must stop him. Also Oinky returns and we must protect him and Alex from bodyguards. We talk about: Plato Fucking, Streetlight Seat Problems, Prokoto, AssCreed: Le Film, March The 4th Be With You, MPREG Jerry, Oinky’s Back, Beach Spies, Mandy Does Something Wrong, Fetish Cop, Sekiro Park, First Rule Of Robotics, Star-Crossed Bullies, Fair Rides, A Lot About Brave Little Toaster, Defunct Podcasts

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Episode 132: Finger Fushigi

The Spies have to track down a woman who has stolen an anti-aging serum to win at beauty pageants. Obviously we all know where this is going and… has your arm always been that long? We talk about: We Live In A Society, Persona, Hotline Gorilla, #JusticeForBethhannyy, Twilight Zone Bummer, Molly The Magic Queen, School Paper Expose, Doo Rag Doing Good, Dangerous Ronald Thump, Super Villain Molly, Big Steppy, Diamond Lazer, Slime Girl, Party WHOOPer, Fetish Hole Made For You, SMB Movie, TSUG: Yuri Generator, Luke Reads A Horny Incredibles 2 Article, Return of Yanny, Pageant Speed Run

Chelsea skip from 1:28:30 to 1:32:45

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Episode 131: Bethhannyy

We come back after our break with Mike for an episode all about the art of dance and the killing of cowgirls. Also the shrinking of spies but that’s par for the course. We talk about: Deep in FF, Sword Art Online’d, Ashley Has Been Busy, Kris Wolf Go On Totally Spies, Sekiwo, Hamilton, Hip Hop Dancer Who Must Not Be Named, DBFZ Dancer, Wiki Vandalism For Justice, Jerrdock, Trent Jockey, The Art Of Breaking Boys, Third Person Speakng, Gay.I., Human Applejack, Tiny Spies, Toe-toally Spies, Trans Ally Brick Wavebreak, Downsizing,

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Episode 130: Digital Goop

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Totally Spies just remakes one if it’s old episodes but now with less racism and more snowman. Gamers are being abducted into a game by a vengeful gamer. We talk about: GAME GRLZ 30454, Baba Hate You, Sekiwo, Trials, Gamer Headquarters, Mandy’s Discount Boys, Bimbofication Podcast, Luke Just Lists Games, TGS In Gamestop, Radioactive Jerk Off Sock, Strap On Wiimote, 2 Deans, Chelsea Rules, Snowmen & Sandcastles, Molly With Gun

Episode 129: Pussy Surgery

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Alex attains her true form as she is transformed into a cat girl and is totally cool with it. Clover has to lie to her mom about her earlobe fetish. It’s a fucking ep folks. We talk about: Kingdom Hearts, Baseball Beehive Man, Sorry To Bother You, Molly Has Wittnessed, Luke Kills Film Criticism, Ear Lobes, Feline Dion, Leaning Tower Of Cats, Live Action Cat, Trans Cat Girl, The Mom Conundrum, Drive By Mandy, Pussy Surgery, Mystery Hairball, Jackie Chan Adventures, Self Hypnosis, Clover’s Baby Voice, Cat Girl Ear Debate, Luke’s Water War, New Sign Off

Episode 128: Luke Learns A Little

We return to the sixth and final season of Totally Spies. We’re closer to current day so now the show can have plots like “mind controlling social media” which is this episode. Thankfully, at least for this episode, Totally Spies seems pretty good! We talk: The World Ends With Kingdom Hearts, Back to Work, Witness Molly, Comrade, The American Division 2, The Politics of Garfield, NITW, My Little Alex, Big Head Jerry, Ukelele, Jerry’s Cockring, Paul Blart Device, Mandybook, Self Mind Wiping, Incel Villain, Helium Voice, WOOHP Police, Alex is Sora

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Bonus Episode 5: Josie and The Pussycats

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In our search for Totally Spies live action movie we all watched the 2001 film Josie and the Pussycats, wildly considered a cult classic and a secret great satire of the music industry. What we instead find is a movie that is real funny at its best and horrible and punching down at its worst. We struggle with that along with talking about: Re:Coded Is The Best KH Game, Molly: Apex Legend, Failed Speed Racer, Dreamcast Tower, Who Is This Movie For, The Dumb Character, Not A Hot Boy, Real Life Pop Up Ads, Eugene Levy Saves The Movie, Fionna’s Amazing Outfits, Daryl Dragon, Adam 12, Fat Shaming Jokes At Thin People, Carson Daly Is Hilarious, The Film Falls Apart, We Live In A Society, CN Groovies, Done With Movies,

Episode 127: Jerry Killed People In The 90s

After closing the book on Totally Spies season 5 we finally arrive at Totally Spies: The Movie. A slightly higher budget origin story that despite a lot of stuff ends up being incredibly fun. The spies go after a villain who gives people mind controlling makeovers as we learn how they became the spies we love. We also talk about: Tetris 99, Mad At Atlus, Kingdom Hearts Party, #LetTheBoyTravelsHome2k19, Rob The Rockstar, Royalton Gym, Crew Dawn, Oink, Mandy Rules The School, The First WHOOPing, Ms Scritch Was Right, Jerry Has Aliens, 15% More Teeth, Jerry Fucks Over All The Girls, Clover Moon, Muffy Returns, Learning Trigonometry, The First Deaths, More Wiki Vandalism, Ripping Off Jojo, Fashionable Abduction, Emoji Trash, Clover’s Utopia, Russian Boyfriend, Fabu Rules, Tadrrence Lewis, Sushi, PPG Rules,

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Episode 126: Crime Parade

 We’ve arrived at what was the finale of Totally Spies was for a long time and so the show decides to make it so evil is wiped off the face of the Earth, but only after Jerry’s Mom poses as a wealthy buyer that shuts down WHOOP. We talk about: Sliding Royale, Terra The Himbo, Jerry’s Mom/Jerry RP, Velvet Rope Bondage, The Most WHOOPed, Sentinels, Evil Mom, Niagara Falls Race, Shadowcat vs Nightcrawler, Bitcoin Farm Upstate, Evil Eradicated, Big Ben 2, Clover’s Crushed Stomach, Mandu Returns,

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Episode 125: Dirty Whooping

Totally Spies is finally good again! Well not good. Passable. Someone is messing up the BH and it’s up to the spies to stop it. Meanwhile Mandy enacts her latest large scale roleplay session. We talk about: Swim This Way, Ashley Plays MGS, Luke Goes Further Into His Kingdom Hearts Hole, The Spies Are Rich, Mandy The Cop, Un-Cancelled, Fucking A Hologram, Guac Shower, Traceable Feather, Non-Sexy Maids, Trash Compactor Remake, The Last Episode, Big O,

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Episode 124: The Biggest Holiday™

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Totally Reprise is back and we are just in time for the holidays and talk about the real reason for the season: Santa! Also snow is taking over LA although we’re not quite sure if the show knows how. We talk about: Luke Plays Kingdom Hearts, Knife & Gun Perverts, Titty Surgery, TSA Blues, Tomb Raider The Reboot, Sexy Santa, Mandy’s Bad Plot, The Gift of Jerry, Ice Bullets, Surf Major, The Mobile Office, Jerry Seeks To Be God, Clover’s Magic Mouth, Helium, Canon Santa, Christmas Crime Scene, Rainy Day Driving

Ashley talks some body stuff and transphobia from 25:00 to 29:00.

Episode 123: Fuck It

We’re back from a holiday break and we’re greeted with a clip show that doesn’t even try so we flip the formula and spend 20 minutes on the ep and spend the rest of the ep just talking about whatever we’ve been up to. We talk about: Luke’s Here, WHOOPONS, Macro Clips, Ashey’s Anime Alley, Farm Games, The MISSING, Blo, Venom, Celeste, Kingdom Hearts, Ideal Clip Show, Danny Bleach, Breaking Sad,

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Episode 122: Robot Gorilla

Clover gets a big head after winning an award and the spies keep fighting an incredibly racist villain. The streak of bad episodes continue and we are beginning to lose hope. We talk about: Yuri Love, BF1, Smash, Breaking Spirits, Fashion World, SonicFox Is Still Great, Vocaloid GF, Magnum Condoms, Robot Fingerblasting, Snowball, Bucket Of Dark Matter. Sexual Euphemism Pratfalls, Canned Pineapples Off The Tree,

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Episode 121: Attempted Murder Flirting

Hoo boy. The gang is forced to confront the power of the incel as Alex tries to turn a guy down and he resorts to drinking strong juice. Also we get so angry at the end of this. We talk about: Unemployed Ashley, Bros Bash, Kingdom Hearts, Broken Chelsea, Molly’s Aimbot, A Real Bad Bean Boy, A Bad Date, Car Seller Super Villain, Clover Lets Her Geek Out, Choosing Shakes Over Spies, A Very Bad Moral, Employee of the Month, The Opposite Of A Foot Fetish, Molly Kills Luke,

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Episode 120: Granny TF

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All the world’s a stage and the hosts and Lexi are merely lampposts. Clover gets into acting and really wants to fuck her drama teacher. Meanwhile people are becoming even more one dimensional in their characterization. We talk about: Lexi Sting Op, Pokemon Is Weird, Xenoblade 180, Ashley Says Too Much, Human Big Mac, Terrible Up Do, Hypno Ray Play, Shity Tangent, Hey Arnold Podcast, Molly Enact Quiet Time, Disney Arrests The Podcast, Theatre Problems, Is Nancy Drew A Lesbian?