Episode 112: Spies Must Go


Mere days after recording our last episode we’re back for a new one and it’s quite possible the worst episode of Totally Spies. The spies have to fight of Britney who is also three different villains? And two of those villains are transphobic/homophobic jokes? It’s bad. We talk about: Lack Of Sleep, Twin Peaks, Evil Electricity, Swirly Hair, Transphobia In Cartoons, Actual Super Villains, Sam The Football Man, Brooklyn Alex, Ashley Rhymes, Three Person Villain, Shot Into Space, Secret Elevator Panel

Episode 111: Muffy


After an exhausting week at PAX West, we could not possibly have been ready for what the show brings at us this time. Ashley has finally been transformed into a cartoon, and she’s determined to mind-control every sorority on campus! We talk about: PAX West, Spider-Man, Destiny 2, High-Tech Government Labs, Diamond-Tipped Heels, Jerry’s Awful Feet, Sorority Castles, Ashley’s Spysona, Future Show Ideas, THEY NAMED HER MUFFY, Marathon’s Scrying Orb, Ricardo Huff, and so, so much more.

Episode 110: The Ideal Pool Boy Body

The spies return to face where they reunite with that pool boy from that one episode you probably forgot about and track down a shoe maker who controls people with his boots. Yeah…… We talk about: PAX Creep, Mafia 3, DBZ, Persona 5, Dead Cells, The European Trilogy, Bi Icon Donald Duck, Trilingual Episode, Jerry Ascends To Heaven, Just Another Inch, Invisible Man With Boots, Sapiosexual Sam, Spider Encounters, There Ghosts The Neigh-boo-hood, Luke’s Bad Shoe Torture, Jean Pierre Claude’s Fury, Sam: International Criminal, Pool Boy Heir


We talk about Persona 5 Spoilers from 19:00 to 24:40 and we talk about spiders from 58:30 to 1:03:15. It was an episode folks.

Episode 109: Mamma Mia


The spies continue their trip through Europe as they go through Italy and see all the bad accents and killer pizza chefs they could find. We talk about: Seattle Apocalypse, Balk Off, Space Needle, Rat Car, Dead Cells, Whooping Jerry, Tiny Car, Pizza Googling, Calone Discourse, Icing Dystopia, Pizza Bombs, Jerry Is An Asshole, Titanium Bread, The Ashley Sleep, Accent War Crimes, Wandy,

Episode 108: The Mobile Country of Woohpstanza

Clover is going bananas! Okay that was bad. Clover gets turned into a monkey, Alex finds some family and the girls are in Europe for the next few episodes. Our continuity curse continues! We talk about: Wrasslin, Shin Godzilla, DBFZ, Twin Peaks, Dad Taste In Movies, Wrong Order, The Writers Discover Stories, Euro WHOOP, Forever 21, Alex Wants To Fuck Her Cousins, Lack of TG, GLADIS Lives?, WOOP, Luke Reads A List Of Zoos, Second Clover, Monkey Space Jam, The Longest River, Taste Of The Monkey, Jizz Talk

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Episode 107: We Just Talk About Evo 2018

We come to the conclusion of this secret three parter and… it’s kinda a whole lot of nothing. I mean it’s still got stretchy limbs and man eating plants but that’s nothing in the world of Totally Spies. Luckily we’re all hyped up and a lil tired from SonicFox at EVO which happened just before we recorded so we just kinda talk about that. We talk about: GAMR GRLZ Ep. 45603: The Furry King, Mask Revelation, Persona, Hollow Knights, Tiny Scuba Jerry, Jerry’s Third Eye, Clover and the No Good Bad Day, Alex’s Turtle Car, Supervillain Economy, Taste Of Her Own Medicine, WHOOP Australia, Totally Dab, Wife Clover, Fighting Game Anime,

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Episode 106: Only Happy When it Blaines

Clover has an evil boyfriend and the show actually delivers it in a way we like. Also there’s an ongoing plot? Also the MALL RAT! We talk about: The Trap Of Capitalism, Homemade Cookie Cats, Hollow Knight, Norman’s Sky, Jupe Ascending, Clover Is Gonna Get Killed, Spies Jet, From The Ceiling Up, Dr Who Flirting, Jerry Throw Pillow, A Volleyball Popper, Last Supper, Caught A Boy, Future Hypno Villain, College Clover

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Episode 105: *points at the screen* That’s Granny

Molly returns to watch the spies be absolute dummies and for a granny to stunt on everyone. Also the show is actually building plot lines over multiple episodes? Madness! We talk about: Molly Is Disappointed, Octopath, Our Advertising Demands, The New Game Earthbound, Persona 5, Luke’s Crimes, Clover’s Perfect Boy, Tim Scam Prison, Molly’s Jerry Voice, S.H.I.T  S.C.U.T.T.L.E.R, Snickerdoodle Jingle, Gran Torino, Clover Falls To Her Death, The Rascal Is Their Downfall, WHOOP Resort, Which Of Us Could Rob A Bank, Tower of Let’s Place,

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Episode 104: Mali-U’s Most Wanted

The spies are full college girls, which means they have to get jobs for to pay rent on the dorm built just for them. Also a shitty spy gets the dumb spies to steal their thing. Molly is MIA but we are joined by Brooks for a podcast that goes predictably off the rails. We talk about: Straight Edge Cat, Body Funnel, Luke Gets Into Tennis, The Palest Boy, Shot The Capitalist Part Of The Brain, The Waluigi of Totally Spies, Marathon Prison, Smarties-Tan, Good Jordan Peterson Joke, The Spies Play Hitman, SPY HOUSE, Old Jojo, Big Mountains, Seattle Got Pompeii’d, Our Crimes, Gargano vs Ciampa, Richy Rich-everse,

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Episode 103: In The Arms Of GLADIS

The spies are finally in college and even before they get to their first class they stumble into a intelligence stealing plot. Also Alex and Clover get owned by classes and GLADIS is no more. We talk about: Bad Porn, Mario Tennis, Jackbox, Master Thief Tobi Kadachi, Jiojio, Otto Pilot, Baby Voice, Macro Physics, Object Permanence, Cranium Dramium, Homework Machine, Robot Rampage, Penthouse, A Worrying Amount Of Cars 2, College Is Hard,

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Episode 102: Totally Ronpa

The spies are graduating until there is a massive kidnapping where a single dude builds an entire fake school in the middle of the desert. Somehow this episode is still bad. We talk about: Graduation Song, Legos, Paddington Goes To Prison, Yu-Gi-Oh, Art Appreciation, Numbers Go Up, Ivy League Safety School, The Strongest Jock, Worthless Parents, Dead Rising Villain, The Boys Are Back, Attitude Adjustment, Getting Real About School, Do Worry Be Happy, Poet  Laureate Luke 

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GAME GRLZ are back on the show floor and there’s nothing like being at the epicenter of of the gameing. In between all the games talk we talk about the season 4 finale of Totally Spies in which the Spies moms come back totally different and Mandy is the best villain. We talk about: Bit Regret, KH, Anthem Defense Squad, Yu Gi Oh, Cyberpunk, Bethesda Sucks, Spy Gene, Luke’s Theory, Spy Creed, Shitty Moms, Cool S DNA, Sad Joke, Mandy Linetti, White House Sam, Spy Kids, 

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Episode 100: Broccoli Boyz

There are over 100 episodes of Totally Spies and we have watched 100 of them. A vegan is trying to take over the world and turn people into vegetable people. Also fuck we did over 100 episodes of this stupid show. We talk about: GAMR GRLZ: 10,000, Dark Souls, Little Witch, All About The Gaming, Immersive VR Porn, Furious 7, Wife Arm City, Clover Gets Hands On, Amory Wars Look Alike, Homegrown Manure, Tomato Accident, Metal Barn, Powered by Corn, Great Ropework, Topless Lady,

Bonus Episode 4: Catwoman

After nearly getting fired from her job, Alex gets murdered by Yanny Hadere, a make-up mogul with a devious scheme to conquer the world of women's fashion. Now it's up to Sam to catch her and save the day. In the subplot, Clover gets sick and tries to hit on her doctor.

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Episode 99: The Cain Of Outer Space


We’re joined by Ava as we rocket off to the stars! The music stars! Also to space because that’s something that’s not that big a deal in Totally Spies? We Talk About: Southern Living, Nicepunk, Metal Gear, Children Murder Machine, 30 Minutes Or Less, Worst Ice Cream Truck, 2000 Cartoons, Polyam-Pod, Sam Is The Worst, Missing David, Space Brakes, Why Ashley Is Like This, Made of Man, Coheed & Cambira on the Moon, How Fucky Is It?, Concert In Space, Protomen,

And cause Molly asked for it here are three out of context shots of slides/coasters


Episode 98: Soccer Space Jam

We’re joined by Maxie to talk soccer and also get so far off the rails that we might as well never been on them.. We Talk About: Portfarmio, Jerry “Tobey” Maguire, New Podcasts, Assigned Cop At Birth, Battletech, Kids, New Season of 24, Mo From GUTS, We Get Political, Inspector Gadget 2 Caused A Car Crash, Mandy Dies, Globetrotters Of Soccer, Inflater, Peach Ball, T-Shirt Adventure, Thick Skull, Fist Net, Demon Ball, Actual Spy Kids, NBA Street, Sports Injuries, Cheeto Bath, Ashley Accidents,

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Episode 97: Kyle Katz Fucked My Mom And It Was Actually Great

The spies are faced with their biggest obstacle yet, a villain who looks nice who is competent. Also this episode is great. We Talk About: Blown Intro, Farmer Luke, Night Mind, Twitch Doms Someones, Boy Fetish, The Daredevil/TMNT Connection, Powered On Makeup, Transformer Hit And Run, First Dick Pic, Foot Dance, Slammed Safe, Works For WOOHP, Bi Icon Priscilla,

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Episode 96: BROTHER


It’s the second part and after the dull first half we thought this would be a bore. WE WERE WRONG. We talk about: Stabucks, Homestuck is Normie, Detective Conan, Hayley Kiyoko, Timesplitters, Kinda Sad Dad, Mark The Samurai Respector, Bioshock: The Ride, Ashley is Activated, Dumpster Diving, Pamper Points, Gladis Marches Towards Her Death, Hole In A Submarine, Boogie Boogie Revolution, Clover Canonically Sucks, Brain Blast, Molly Sees A Cat,  Knot Jokes, Jerry Mask, WHOOP Graduation, Wiki Vandalism, Robot Illuminati, Death Of I <3 Travel Boys, “I Though Bolonge Was Weird,” Sentimental Game Items,

Episode 95: Strange Mall Shop

It’s the first part of a two-parter and that means that we basically just watched the first half of a regular episode stretched out. The spies get their minds wiped and it seems like the villains are gonna win until the villains decide to fuck everything up for themselves. We talk about: Kirby Games, Mad Ashley, Far Cry 5 Spoilers, Blade Runner, Blue Pulp Fiction Case, Whoop Elevator, Dead Journal, Memory Loss, Brit Boutique, Taking Off Weighted Fashion Scratch That Itch, Wasabi Face Mask, The Most Problematic Moment, Return Of Dark Mario, Luke Does The Same Joke, Taxes, Kirby Games, A Too Serious Talk, Ocean Fears

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Episode 94: Vanity & The Emoji Factory


The spies are forced to look a certain way after being hit with a makeup gun, Alex does a baby  voice for half the episode and everything is conspicuously well animated. Could we have hit the Horniest Episode Yet™? The gang talk about: Sad Week, Wrestle Talk, John Legend Is A Bad Jesus, Bible Spoilers, GTA: Washington DC, Hey Remember The Frag Dolls?, Clover Embraces Nihilism, Drive By Pop-tart Eating, Horrifying Emotions, Miss Vanity The Dullahan, Awex, Alex Gives A Girl A Facial, The Bondage Scene, Sad Jerry, Tit Handprint, Naked Net, Depression Looks Like Ashley, Horny Ensemble, YouTube Comments Get Dark, Makeup, MGS 4 Talk,