Okay so in a matter of hours I'm going to be boarding an international flight and just in case I end up getting Castawayed I'm releasing my, nay Audio Entropy's, greatest achievement to date. The world cannot afford to lose this masterpiece.
It's time, once again, for Fanfiction Radio Theater, your home for all the drama, excitement, and inexplicable storytelling that can only come from the unlicensed use of copyrighted characters by amateur authors unconstrained by editors, publishers, or basic rules of writing.
Today's Adventure: Meet the Detectives Kamiya, Part 1
Story by: Freedom Fighter
Performed by: Joel Waltner & Julie Low
Executive Producer: Tyler Jennings
Disclaimer: The hosts of this show and Audio Entropy as a whole do not endorse any of the views expressed in this performance (in fact we strongly object to a number of them, as it turns out). Neither Fanfiction Radio Theater nor the original author of this fic own any of the characters in this story. This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Please always recycle.
Theme Song: Limp Bizkit - Boiler (look it was expressly called out in the text, okay)