WE'RE BACK. After a series of increasingly escalating dares, Luke and Ashley have revived Luke's old podcast, Let Me Tell You About Homestuck, and set off to begin reading through the monster that is the webcomic Homestuck. In this maiden voyage, they discuss Ashley's former history with the webcomic, esoteric computer programming jokes, and the weird legal grey area around using copyrighted imagery for the purpose of parody. Also, we meet our hero, John Egbert, and are briefly introduced to the trials and trevails he's about to get into surrounding the hit new video game SBURB. We have a feeling it's going to be a long day.