Let Me Tell You About Homestuck
Luke and Ashley (and/or Ashley and Molly (AND/OR MOLLY AND JULES)) tackle the seemingly endless internet sensation of the early 2010s, Homestuck, reading through the monolithic comic and adding commentary, goofs, and tangents
Album Art By Jillian Bergman
Jade's finally made her way into the Medium, which means she's taking the first steps toward becoming a hero! Of course, the fact that she brought a prototyped Becquerel in with her means that even the weakest enemies in the game are now borderline invincible, but, y'know, I'm sure she'll figure something out! Meanwhile, Rose reveals a bit more of what seems like an increasingly misguided plan while Ashley takes a moment to discuss porn???
It's hard, Kanaya.
Being a kid, and growing up.
It's hard, and nobody understands.
Faced with fatalistic certainty, Vriska decides to embrace the circumstances of everyone's doom. If the immortal demon must exist, then she'll be the one to create it. She unleashes unspeakable horror onto the world, every world. But she also begins to build the hero that might just one day destroy it, if he's lucky enough to beat her to the punch.
Also, me and Ashley talk about tattoos a bunch???