Haunted Houses

Ooooooo. We’re getting excited for Halloween as we decide to talk all about Haunted Houses and Mazes. We talk about our personal history with them, our love of piratical effects, gush about Knott’s Scary Farm’s output this year and wonder what Disney could do in the field.

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Beat the last of the summer heat with us as we talk about water parks. We talk about our personal memories of them, the fact that their isn't the one famous water park and also stare into the mouth of madness as  Wiegand Waterrides stares back.

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Renovated Rides

Sometimes a ride needs a little something extra after years of use. Sometimes it doesn't but the powers that be decide to do it anyway. We talk about the best and worst cases of parks changing up their established rides, with a quick detour into shit talking "Escape From Tomorrow."

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Fun Museums

Ava & Ashley discuss all their favorite museums that add a bit of theme park into their learning experiences. Also dinos, of course.

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We talk about the rise and fall of arcades, some of the best arcades at theme parks, Disney Quest and of course we talk about Ketchup themed theme parks.

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Ashley talks about her favorite theme park as we explore the rides and restaurants of Epcot and get into larger discussions about when corporate propaganda meets the vision of a better world.

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Theme Park Video Games

Before YouTube if you couldn't visit a park you just made your own in the countless video games based on the concept. We talk old favorites, current obsessions and the worst of the worst.

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Ava just came back from Carowinds so she gets in deep with all the roller coasters from the fantastic Fury 325 to the new hotness Copperhead Strike. We also talk about getting sick at parks and what makes a ride beautiful.

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Zoos/Reptile Houses/Aquariums

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Looking for something everyone has experience with we talk about all the places you can see animals. What starts off as a discussion on how zoos work and how they construct things turns into our most off the rails episode as we talk about panda sex and exotic pests.


Universal Studios Orlando


We talk about the place next to the Happiest Place on Earth as we dive DEEP into Universal, going section by section. We talk about how the Mummy Ride is one of the greatest indoor coasters, Ashley wrestles with her feelings on Harry Potter and Ava geeks out about Jurassic Park. Also hear our opinion on screen based rides, the best queue in amusement park and listen to us be baffled by the Jimmy Fallon ride.


Jumping from the larger parks to more local stuff, we talk about fairs! We talk about fun houses, the Rough Tugger and the cryptid known as the Circleville Pumpkin Man.

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Episode 1: Introductions

Ava and Ashley start their new podcast all about theme parks by talking about their favorite rides, favorite parks and just general experiences we love at theme parks. We also spend some time on teaching park lingo, childhood trips, dinosaurs and start talking about how Avatar Land sounds like a nightmare.

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