As we discuss the last episode of Alien Rangers, Lexi pulls out all the stops to avoid talking about the show her podcast is about!
We also discuss Rita’s Unified Field Theory, earthquake readiness, feeding pretty ladies water, The Tanya/Aisha problem, and for some reason Rito gets Toon Powers?
Oh also, spoilers, we all die at the end!
Simon returns and pogs get discussed, because of course they do? Also, we take a full and complete inventory of what is in Africa (Apparently its just Lions), Zedd devises a new(ish) plan, try to understand the command center’s basement, discuss the dichotomy between the very competent and also very stupid alien rangers, and finally talk about the horror that is Gwyneth Paltrow
This week we delve into the episode we are perhaps least equipped to talk about, both because of some poor portayals of indigenous people and also because we literally do not fucking understand what the hell is going on in a good 50% of the episode!
Buckle up cause it gets rocky. Errr… Kat. And Tommy.
This week, we see a Tenga naked, and we get really mad about it.
I feel like there's not much else to say here.
Lexi lets Junior Coorespondant Zack do an actor spotlight so that she can avoid the news segment again before we really dig into the problematic Zeo Quest arc.
Along the way we discuss Time Hole Accidents, Zedd's thing for witches, Zack finally breaks in the face of the show's logic, Goldar finds an unlikely concessions stand, and a fish gives Cestro vague directions.
Cassie guests as Zordon sends the young rangers to release their pent up energy and get wet... at the water park! Look, Zordon gets gross this episode, its not my fault.
The alien rangers have some great fight scenes, Skull rounds up a posse, Bulk shoots the moon, and we get mad about time travel again!
Along the way we discuss how English was invented, Science Hoards, what the hell it is Zordon actually does, and imaginary cereals.
Join us as Lexi finally begins to regret her chosen format of news segment, Eric exerts his editing power, Zack discusses his long history with soda, and Emily nearly blushes herself into nonexistance!
Plus, An old lady is mean to kids, the Aquitians bully some small children, Rito proves he's even dumber than we previously expected, and learn why we ship Bestro!
We are joined by Frankie, Jordan, and... Zack?!? to discuss the most Alien Rangers of things: a quick Michael Myers career retrospective.
Okay yes we also talk about the show: Frankie loves the Alien Rangers and begins a battle of wills with Lexi, Rito and Goldar fail to commandeer a bus filled with small children, the rangers fail to do anything whatsoever to stop the worst thing that's happened to them so far, Cestro is the Blue One, and the Alien Rangers are rewarded during what appears to be an extremely LGBTQ Positive Ceremony?
Lexi continues her reign of terror with forced discussion of Sonic Mania and very broken video games before we discuss the first real appearance of the alien rangers!
We talk about the somewhat technically impressive but very irritating voice filter, the Alien Rangers conflict with California's water shortage, the fact that Popeye fucks, the intricacies of warehouse districts, alien child marriage, and why exactly it's a fish.
As we enter a new era, we get new rangers, a new host, and a new, clearly not hastily overdubbed theme song!
We also discuss all your favorite normal and not weird at all topics, like Funko pops, the death of our previous host, the best small blunt force objects to use in combat, and everyones favorite small child antics!